Weird Dreams?

What are the weirdest dreams you've ever had?


The other night, I dreamed that I went to see "Lord of The Rings: Return of The King" at a movie theater in my area that would be within walking distance of my house if it was still standing and operational. When I got home, of my cousin Pete from Minnesota and Mark, my brother-in-law's brother were there and Mark was smashed out of his mind. In real life, I doubt if those two have ever even met. The only time they could've met would've been at my sister and brother-in-law's wedding.

This post has been edited by MDF3530 on 17-Jun-2004, 11:05 AM

I have never really been able to remember my dreams... so I wouldn't really know...

Please don't make me put them into words....

Weird dreams? Oh geez. And there's probably some kind of phychoanalyst here that can translate my dreams and prove that I'm due for a lobotomy.

There's this one dream. It comes in a variety of styles and settings, but the overall meaning is the same. I'm standing in front of a lot of people (at the pulpit in church, addressing an auditorium of people, etc.). I'm giving a speech/message, and suddenly I notice that I'm completely naked.

So far no one else has noticed it. But I try to hide behind the podium. I try to escape the stage and leave quietly. Everywhere I go there are more and more people. I try to hide but I can't. I try to make across a crowded parking lot but there are people everywhere. I'm trying to cover myself but there's nothing to use.

I always wake up in a sweat. I usually go to the kitchen and make myself a mayonaise sandwich and drink a Coke. Then I return to bed and the dream disappears - for a few days/months/years. But it always returns.

Then there are the Mini-Series Dreams. I have a dream. Then some months later I have the same dream but there are new 'scenes' or 'chapters' added. Over time the dream becomes long and involved. It's kind of spooky.

Geez. Now I need a drink.

Seems I've heard that the no pants dreams have something to do with some kind of insecurity. Is there something you're uneasy about when these dreams happen?

I rarely remember dreams. I mean, I remember 1 or 2 in my entire adult life. I used to remember them when I was a kid, but that was a long time ago.

The last one I remember I was subsituting for David Letterman on his show. I was up in front of the audience, TV camaras on me, and I'm doing something. I can't remember what I was doing, but the audience was loving it. So it was a good dream.

Hmmm...my weirdest dream...hmmm...I know!!!
Okay, so I worked at this one job as a pastry chef for like three years. Well I quite that job almost four years ago, I didn't grow attached to anyone so once I quite I didn't even think about them any more. Well the other night I had a dream that I went into the restaurant where I worked. Everyone was still there. I looked really good (haha!). But we talked about cakes, then I like turned around and I was like in the forest on a horse...then Harry Potter came into the scene... Then i woke up.
It was weird I dreamed about people I never thought I would see again in my life. I lov LOTR and I have been dieing to see Harry Potter #3, I just haven't had the time. I wonder what it all means!!!!!!!