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MDF3530 
  Posted: 28-Jul-2005, 04:52 PM
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More than 90% of this applies to me ohmy.gif eek.gif fear.gif ...

You might be a child of the 80's if...
This timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life:

STAR WARS opens, you are still in the single digit years, and you think the creatures are WAY cool.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK opens, you are now in early double digit years, and you are convinced that the special effects are much better, the characters are cool, and you want one of every collectible out there.

RETURN OF THE JEDI hits the theaters...you are now a teenager, and you cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's breasts or Han Solo's butt. You fantasize about it, and send off to join every fan club for them on the planet, hanging posters, photos, and "teen"-type magazine spreads all over your walls and lockers at school.'

; you have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before

the phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket or playing tennis

you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song

not that you'd do it personally, but body piercing captivates your attention

you remember the days when cocaine was just fine in powder form, thankyouverymuch

the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories

you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired it was called "Battlestar Galactica"

songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day

3 words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?

you remember the days that hooking your computer into your tv wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY WAY to use your computer!

you remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend"

you remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV

you ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels" - that handy little combination of shoe and roller skate that lasted about a year on the open market

a predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid" you see teenagers today wearing clothes that show up in those childhood photos, and they still look bad

you're pissed that you couldn't really participate in the 60's, pissed that you were a part of the 70's, think you wasted too much time doing stupid, meaningless things in the 80's, and still have no clue what the 90's are all about

while in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again

you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was

one of the top five questions you've always wanted answered was to Robert Smith of the Cure - "What WAS that head on the door thing anyway?"

you were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which you were probably watching in school at the time), and yet, when someone mentions the name "JFK", the first thing you think of is "Oliver Stone"

you, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it"

you can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well

you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.

you knew all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", but it really didn't hold any meaning for you until about the third verse

you've ever conversationally used the phrase "Jane, you ignorant slut"

you watched HR Puffenstuff as a child, but now that you're older, you really understand that it would have been much better had you known about drugs at the time

you've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases:

- "When I was younger"
- "When I was your age"
- "You know, back when..."
- "Because I SAID so, that's why"
- "What the HELL is this noise on the radio?"
- "Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to"

you can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from

Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language

Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am"

you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buy cigarettes.

flashback: it was your first chance to vote in a presidential election, and you were SO disappointed because, just for laughs, you really wanted to vote for Gary Hart

the first time you heard the candidates names, you were pumped because you thought MICHAEL Jackson was running for President, not this Jesse character.

you ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video

at one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm

"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance

the first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna

there were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or "Dexter"

you ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons

you used to hold in your head the thought that all those gold chains on Mr. T actually looked kinda cool and the thought that Mr. T made millions seemed rational to you at the time

you remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old big wheel quite obsolete

the phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter

you read the "Hot Video Games Player's Secrets" guide for Mortal Kombat just so you could find the hidden screen, and play Pong again for old time's sake

you were convinced for years that Batman was a mildly overweight man with a moderate beer belly who wore his underwear outside of his clothes and talked strangely

you're still occasionally suffering flashbacks from your 21st birthday party

you're starting to dread your 30th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about it's possibility

you've ever said "I'm a vegetarian" and immediately had someone call you a hypocrite by saying "Nice leather jacket you have there...and gee, is that a suede bag...those shoes leather, too?"

you're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 you have to look out for

you freaked out when you found that you now fall into the "26 - 50" age category on most questionnaires

you have begun to lust after women (or men) that it would be socially inappropriate for you to date due to their age

your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting"

you've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years, okay?

you can't remember a time when "hitting the outlet stores" didn't mean going to an electrical warehouse

you're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect YOU) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all

you're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree

you won't walk into the place where you once knew every bartender on a first name basis because "there's too many kids there"

going to keg parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the cops show up

you want to go out dancing, you really, REALLY do, but your back hurts, sorry

you're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that are married

you've recently horrified yourself by groaning as you get out of bed, not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to do so

you're finding that you just don't understand more than half the lingo used on MTV any more

(mostly guys on this one) sex is still as much fun as it used to be, and you're still really interested in it, but you just want to make sure there's nothing really good on cable that you'd be missing first

you ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon

U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for you now

you ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in conversation

When somone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end

you remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene.

you ever used the phrase "don't make me angry...you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry" when trying to frighten someone off.

you spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or Wonder Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man

you had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding (on General Hospital)

you remember "Hey, let's be careful out there"

you're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes, anyway.

you know who shot J.R.

this rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."

You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.

You remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene.

The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.

"The Reflex" was a cool song.

You remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh.

You thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece.

You remember any or all of the following: Echo & the Bunnymen, Cutting Crew, Scritti Politti, or Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark.

Chevy Chase was really funny in those vacation movies.

You actually know who Rick Springfield is

You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.

You jammed to the Miami Vice theme and thought Jan Hammer was cool.
For the girl crazy bunch: Your first sexual dream occurred to thoughts of Jeannie, Marsha Brady, Samantha from Bewitched or, for those hardcore comic fans out there, Daphne from Scooby Doo, Josie or any one of her Pussycats.

And for the boy crazy bunch: You thought Sean Cassidy was "dreamy", lusted after "Ted, your ship's photographer" on the Love Boat and Chachi, or, to keep it fair to the comically interested, thought Fred was just a hunk on Scooby Doo.

Guys: You remember when a guy piercing his ear was radical to the max, but did it anyhow.

You actually remember Benetton.

You remember when there was only "G, PG and R", none of this PG-13 crap.

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day.


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Posted: 30-Jul-2005, 11:47 PM
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Funny, I find myself thinking, saying, or expressing myself in some of the ways outlined above. smile.gif Who would've thunk it? I'm just 24!


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Posted: 31-Jul-2005, 12:19 AM
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Sadly I can remember many many of the things on the list. and i no longer think that 40 is old either.


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Posted: 02-Aug-2005, 12:28 PM
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Ah HA!!! About time you chillun started feeling the cold teeth of time.

I look at that list and think "Whippersnappers. . ." Or something similar.

I gotta find a list somewhere that includes the first runs of Leave it to Beaver and Andy Griffith, Kennedy's assassination on a black and white TV (the Thanksgiving turkey tasted like dry bread that year. . . ), "duck and cover," Eisenhauer's face, Kruschev's face . . . the first run of Bambi, Lady and the Tramp, and 101 Dalmations. The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.

The way the Sunbeam bread commercial made a big deal of the slice of bread you could tear evenly down the middle because it wqs "mixed in small batches." In those days we were not thinking critically, I guess, but easily amused. laugh.gif
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Posted: 02-Aug-2005, 05:30 PM
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What if you can remember when "computer geeks" in school were noted for their vast collections of IBM punchcards, rolls of yellow ticker tape, and endless reams of green-tinted printout paper covered with indecipherable gibberish?

What if you've ever actually owned and operated a slide rule?

a typewriter?

an 8 track?

rose-tinted wire-rimmed glasses, and/or an original peace sign...back from waaay before they were "retro"?







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Posted: 02-Aug-2005, 09:47 PM
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QUOTE (Emmet @ 02-Aug-2005, 05:30 PM)
What if you can remember when "computer geeks" in school were noted for their vast collections of IBM punchcards, rolls of yellow ticker tape, and endless reams of green-tinted printout paper covered with indecipherable gibberish?

What if you've ever actually owned and operated a slide rule?

a typewriter?

an 8 track?

rose-tinted wire-rimmed glasses, and/or an original peace sign...back from waaay before they were "retro"?

rolleyes.gif Guilty of all but the slide rule - owned one(mandatory for school), but never used it cool.gif

Spent many an evening during college with my then-boyfriend, now-hubby carrying punch cards from one part of campus to another, then waiting for the outcome while searching through those reems of green-tinted paper! * Thank Goodness!* things have come a loooonnngggg way since then!!

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P.S. Still have your record albums, 45's, and portable record player?? laugh.gif


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QUOTE (Dreamer1 @ 02-Aug-2005, 09:47 PM)

P.S.  Still have your record albums, 45's, and portable record player??  laugh.gif

Most of the LPs are gone now sad.gif , but I still have my copy of Inna Gadda Da Vida that was played to death long before LPs went out. . . and I have the album now on cassette, and I do, I do play it! band.gif

Oh, nuts, are the kids going to get tired of all this sucking of dentures here? Maybe there should be a child of the 50s/60s thread. Sorry, guys.
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I have some of your generation's songs on my MP3 player:

Sunshine of Your Love by Cream
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly
Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
Baba O'Riley by The Who
Pinball Wizard by The Who
Who Are You by The Who
Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf
Run Through The Jungle by CCR
The End by The Doors
Somebody to Love by Jefferson Airplane
Joy to the World by Three Dog Night

I'll take those masterpieces over most of today's crap on the radio any day of the week.
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I'm sitting here loading 33 1/3 LPs into the computer, listening to Foreigner on 8-track. . .

I grew up listening to various Magnetic media, mostly. Reel-to-Reel and cassette. Started computing on a COmmodore Vic 20 (with Datasette) CD !> LP

Digital and Analog both have their good and bad points. I'm not quite ready to day LP is better than CD, but I won't say the other way at all! DVD and SACD, however, have features that are problematic on LP at best though. DVD and SACD support descrete multi-channel surround sound. As I understand it, on Vinyl, Quad was problematic at best. Supposedly if you wanted good quad you needed tape...

But for quality, I won't fight over a CD if an LP is avaliable.


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