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Posted: 06-Nov-2007, 07:53 AM
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ARTERY: The study of paintings

BACTERIA: Back door to a cafeteria

BARIUM: What doctors do when patients die

BENIGN: What you be after you be eight.

CAESAREAN SECTIION: A neighbourhood in Rome

CATSCAN: Searching for Kitty

CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her

COLIC: A sheep dog

COMA: A punctuation mark

DILATE: To live long

ENEMA: Not a friend

FESTER: Quicker than someone else

FIBULA: A small lie

IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known

LABOUR PAIN: Getting hurt at work

MEDICAL STAFF: A Doctor's cane

MORBID: A higher offer

NITRATES: Cheaper than day rates

NODE: I knew it

OUTPATIENT: A person who has fainted

PELVIS: Second cousin to Elvis

POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier

RECOVERY ROOM: Place to do upholstery

RECTUM: Nearly killed him

SECRETION: Hiding something

SEIZURE: Roman emperor

TABLET: A small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport

TUMOUR: One plus one more

URINE: Opposite of you're out

2 x CONDOMS: To be sure, To be sure.


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Posted: 06-Nov-2007, 10:29 AM
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Posted: 06-Nov-2007, 11:59 AM
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The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)
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Posted: 06-Nov-2007, 05:01 PM
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You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

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  Posted: 14-Nov-2007, 02:26 AM
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I was bored so I hope you enjoy my story.

So there I was feeling impotent walking me colic, Wofie, who'll benign in about a months time, through the town. We went past the bacteria and I think he was on a catscan because he seen one and went after it fester then I ever node him to do before. He was pullin me like I wasn't even there. We went past a small pub that had lots of them tablets out front and we nearly rectum all. Then we ran past one of them artery places where I saw a doctor with his medical staff standing near an auction about to make morbid on some paintings. We then nearly took out a post operative who was Wolfie's sworn enema. We finally lost site of the cat and my colic slowed to a trot. That's when I cauterize, a fine lass comin outa the recovery room before I knew it there were tumour of them followed by Pelvis, the lucky bugger. It was getting late, so I knew they was off to the hotel looking for nitrates so they had a cheap place to party. As Pelvis walked by I noticed a lass get all outpatient. I finally made it home and could rest, after all I plan to dilate. I still got plans to see the caesarean section of Rome and Seizure's statue later this month maybe even see where they barium. That is of course if I don't get any labour pains and get my holiday. I told my mate "urine I are gonna have a blast." If'n his terminal illness doesn't act up we'll also be looking for the secretion that I heard Seizure put some treasure, condom.

Now, some folk might say I made up this story but I tell ya, I ain't one to tell a fibula like this one coma.



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Here's more of the same:

ACQUIRE - sings in a church

BIGAMY - the bigger of two girls named Amy

ENDORSE - the last horse in the race

EXACT - juggling with eggs

FOREIGN - use an umbrella

HANDICRAFT - a boat ready to jump into

HURRICANE - a cane used to make people move faster

ILLEGAL - an eagle that doesn't feel well

LIABLE - able to tell lies

MINIMUM - a very small mother

PALLIASSE - a friendly donkey

SCINTILLATE - after eight you should stop sinning

SHOESMITH - telling Smith to go away

SUPERFICIAL - like a whale

TANDEM - what the sun did to sun-bathers

WINSOME - and lose some - that's life:)

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QUOTE (Perkeo @ 14-Nov-2007, 02:26 AM)
I was bored so I hope you enjoy my story.

So there I was feeling impotent walking me colic, Wofie, who'll benign in about a months time, through ...

Now, some folk might say I made up this story but I tell ya, I ain't one to tell a fibula like this one coma.

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When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire
kind people. -Abraham Joshua Heschel (1907-1972) Theology Professor
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