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| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 09-Jun-2019, 09:49 PM |
Replies: 5
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Somebody done Somebody Wrong Song - B J Thomas
I can't stand today's country I'd rather listen to B J Thomas, Earl Thomas Conley, and Charlie Pride. |
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Forum: Celtic Music · Post Preview: #317296 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 24-Mar-2019, 01:39 PM |
Replies: 37
Views: 18,524
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| QUOTE (Robert Phoenix @ 11-Nov-2007, 09:54 PM) | Came in an email:
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.'
19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you . |
This is so true. I heard most of these one time or another. I never heard the Time Travel one from her. But I have heard someone else say it. That is one of the funniest emails  I heard #18 a lot and thought it was funny. One of my high school teachers was cross-eyed. Or at least you never she was talking to you since it looked like she was looking at someone else. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?' No. You won't know I'm cold unless I tell you. Because they are in another room. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #317217 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 24-Mar-2019, 01:13 PM |
Replies: 37
Views: 18,524
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| QUOTE (ogdenmusic @ 05-Oct-2007, 10:50 PM) | | I brought you into this World and I can take you out too. |
I was lucky enough that I didn't hear that one.  |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #317216 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 23-Mar-2019, 03:48 PM |
Replies: 7,424
Views: 141,716
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PyLE (Gomer Pyle USMC)
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #317212 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 23-Mar-2019, 03:08 PM |
Replies: 2,845
Views: 100,776
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with enhanced vision |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #317211 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 23-Mar-2019, 02:32 PM |
Replies: 4
Views: 2,761
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I'm also having trouble recruiting workers. I am in the 5th spot and everytime I try to recruit workers nothing happens and I have more than enough gold. So I know that's not the problem. |
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Forum: Bug Reports · Post Preview: #317210 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 17-Feb-2019, 09:27 PM |
Replies: 4,232
Views: 128,065
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True. You have a 4k tv. |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #317171 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 17-Jun-2018, 08:01 PM |
Replies: 2
Views: 2,205
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I really like Celtic Thunder's new release. And Ryan is good being the Devil Went Down to Georgia and especially at being the bands "bad boy". Sorry to see Keith leave the group as he was one of my favorites.
There are not many more of the originals from the  . I wish Keith the best of luck on his marriage and his solo career. |
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Forum: Celtic Music · Post Preview: #316776 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 14-May-2018, 02:02 PM |
Replies: 1,711
Views: 184,578
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Saw the Last Jedi and now I am disappointed they killed off Luke Skywalker. Was mad that they killed off Han Solo in The Force Awakens. Now that Carrie Fisher is gone I am wondering what they will do with the Ninth movie.
#7 was Han Solo's. #8 was Luke Skywalkers. and 9 was supposed to Princess or General Leia's.
I also didn't like the way they made Luke Skywalker turn into a bitter man that say's the Jedi need to die. I liked the original where he was anxious to be Jedi and fight against the Emperor & Darth Vader.
As for Kylo Ren I think they made him look a punk and if he is supposed to be evil then he doesn't even come close. At least that's my opinion  |
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #316698 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 18-Dec-2017, 10:54 PM |
Replies: 1,711
Views: 184,578
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I saw both Superman v Batman Dawn of Justice and Wonder Woman. I thought Gal Gadot was great as Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman was a very good movie. I was surprised when Steve Trevor died at the end though. Thought Steve would have lasted longer.
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #316377 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 02-Jun-2016, 10:42 PM |
Replies: 25
Views: 9,746
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Say NO to Trump. I can't stand the guy never did like him. The only Trump knows is that he wants to punch someone. If he really wants to help America then he can pay off the defecit. After all he has more than enough money most of which was probably handed down to him
Besides I doubt he could negotiate a peace treaty with getting mad and yelling at the other person. He'd rather punch them.
If he wants punch someone let him punch Kim Jung On. The North Korean dictator. |
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Forum: Politics & Current Events · Post Preview: #315146 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 31-Mar-2016, 10:42 PM |
Replies: 4,128
Views: 106,859
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the person above me works hard. |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #314863 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 05-May-2015, 10:31 PM |
Replies: 78
Views: 42,092
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cup (used as pencil holder)
scarlet |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #312380 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 05-May-2015, 10:27 PM |
Replies: 2,818
Views: 90,077
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Coffee was good. Thanks. 
Passing an umbrella to the next poster. |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #312379 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 05-May-2015, 10:17 PM |
Replies: 4,232
Views: 128,065
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False
You are going out on Mother's Day. |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #312378 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 20-Apr-2015, 10:25 PM |
Replies: 9
Views: 5,140
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Every time I log in and hit play now. It keeps saying This page cannot be displayed. Is there usually a problem with Internet Explorer? |
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Forum: Medieval Kingdom · Post Preview: #312302 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 18-Apr-2015, 09:39 AM |
Replies: 14
Views: 3,750
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Every time I hit Play Now it keeps coming up with page not found. This is only happened when I came back from vacation. |
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Forum: Bug Reports · Post Preview: #312289 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 05-Apr-2015, 10:04 AM |
Replies: 4,232
Views: 128,065
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False. ] am a baseball and hockey girl living in a football town.
Your team won the March Madness tournament.
Have a happy Easter everyone. |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #312247 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 05-Jan-2015, 09:40 PM |
Replies: 4,232
Views: 128,065
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False
You partied on New Years Eve. |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #311915 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 02-Jan-2015, 11:03 PM |
Replies: 5,941
Views: 131,264
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I like Christmas Ham.
Wii or WiiU |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #311905 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 08-Dec-2014, 11:04 PM |
Replies: 18
Views: 14,560
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It sounds like someone is going to have a White Christmas. I hope you have a good one also hope the snow calms down for you.
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Forum: General Discussion · Post Preview: #311757 |
| ryansgirl |
Posted on: 24-Nov-2014, 12:32 AM |
Replies: 18
Views: 14,560
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People who keep talking on their cell phone all through the transaction or don't say a word to you then call you rude.
I was ringing up this mom who kept talking on her cell phone through the whole transaction and her daughter was trying to tell her it was rude. When the mom hung up she told the girl it was rude to interrupt and not to do it again. The daughter must have been 10.
People who put stuff anywhere when they don't want when the cashier is right there.
People who smoke inside the building and when you are ringing them up. I'm a non-smoker.
People who act like they know everything or that you should know everything.
People who cut you off.
People who don't signal then pull right in front and turn their blinker on.
In honor of Black Friday. I would have to say people who fight over a dvd. That is what happened last year.
Also people who are so anxious to shop on Black Friday just to return it the items the next day. It happens every year. 90% percent off the items they bought on Black Friday get returned on Saturday.
Why buy the item if you're going to return it the next day? Doesn't make sense to me.
FYI Togo: I am a cashier and have seen a lot of things.
I had this customer who was buying stretch leggings. She asked me if I thought they would fit. She then tried them over her clothes at the register. And said she would buy them. Of course there were people behind her. |
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