Get a really big sprayer and paint everything the same color--trim, windows, whatever
I'm starving and I still have 40 minutes until lunchtime-what should I do?
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God then made man. The Italians for their beauty. The French for their cuisine. The Welsh for their voices. The Germans for their cars. And on and on until He looked at what He had created and said, "This is all very well, but no-one is having fun. I'll have to make an Irishman."
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Just go to lunch right now! Print about 500 copies of something on the company printer and just leave. Your coworkers will hear the machine running and think you're still there!
A family in our church wants to paint the auditorium, but the color is a little darker than I want. How can I get them to choose a lighter color and not offend them?
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Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- John Quincy Adams
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less - Robert E. Lee
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved - Romans 10:13 (KJV)
The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)
Oops again. My dog keeps coming home filthy just as I am leaving for work in the morning (she likes to roll in the cow pasture then find some water or wet grass to roll in)--what should I do?
Either put up a fense or kennel her until you can get home from work to bathe her.
My department chair has been a shrew to me and I am dreading going back to work in August. What can I do? How do I work with the wicked witch of the west?
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Tangle Goblinwitch: She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking
"Never miss a chance to shut up." Will Rogers
Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!
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Tell her your not going to take anymore and knock the living daylights out of her! After you've slashed her tires! And then dare her to call the police!
My 19 year old son wants advice about why women think the way they do. What key thing should I tell him?
Women are a mystery and no man can ever truly understand them so why try?
My boss in back from a trip today and I am having anxiety attacks thinking he will call this office and fuss because my numbers are low this month. What should I do?
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First of all, just don't take your bosses calls. Tell the old battleaxe that you are too busy making money for the company to be bothered by a lackey. Next, inflate your numbers for this month. You can always make it up next month.
My diet has gone pretty well. I am right around my target weight. What should my next step be?
Keep up the good work!!!! and whatever you do, don't step on the scale...(How can I give bad advice for that Mark?!!??!!)
I have the rest of the week off...and then have to go back to work on Monday...What if my boss leaves me a mound of peperwork to catch up on?
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WE CAN'T CHANGE WHAT WE HAVE DONE.... BUT ONLY TAKE A LESSON FROM EACH EXPERIENCE AND MAKE THE MOST OF EACH MINUTE THAT WE HAVE LEFT AND TELL OURELVES THAT IT IS OK TO LIVE, LAUGH AND CRY..... PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE ALL WORK TOGETHER TO GIVE US WHAT WE CAN AND SHOULD EXPERIENCE AND WE NEED TO CHERISH ALL OF THE TIME THAT WE SPEND WITH OURSELVES AND OTHERS MAKING THE MOST OF THE SPECIAL MEMORIES THAT ARE OURS.. AND THE ONES THAT WE HAVE YET TO CREATE WITH THE PEOPLE THAT WE HAVEN'T MET!!!!![/SIZE]
Don't apoligize for being late. Act like she sould be thrilled that you showed up at all. Most of all, act like you are God's gift to women.
My office manager/secretary who is the only other person in this office is driving me crazy being obsessive/compulsive. What should I do when she is telling me something for the 10th time in GREAT detail?
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