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Lady of the Loch 
  Posted: 15-Jan-2007, 03:47 PM
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got this in an email, had to share tongue.gif

6, 9 and 13 are my favs hahahahahahahahaha

Redneck Man's pick up lines
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>> (1) Did you fart?
>> cuz you blew me away.
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>> (2) Are yer parents retarded?
>> cuz ya sure are special.
>>
>> (3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
>> I can't hold it in.
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>> (4) Do you have a library card?
>> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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>> (5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>> cuz I can see myself in em.
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>> (6) If you in I were Squirrels,
>> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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>> (7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
>> light
>> switch away.
>>
>> (8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>> Woman - "WHAT?"
>> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
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>> (9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>> but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>>
>> (10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
>> I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>>
>> (11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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>> (12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
>>
>>
>> and.... the best for last!
>>
>> (13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
>> every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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Posted: 18-Jan-2007, 05:48 PM
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O my god those were bad!!! how funny!!! haha!


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wow, those sucked!
good thing guys in california just whistle as you walk by...or say something about tour ass....oh wait - those suck too! point of story- all men should be forced into a few cotillion classes, by force if need be!
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wow, those sucked!
good thing guys in california just whistle as you walk by...or say something about tour ass....oh wait - those suck too! point of story- all men should be forced into a few cotillion classes, by force if need be!


Darlin', there is NOTHING that will change us guys! No amount of hopin' or wishin' will make us behave the way you want! Just accept us or not, we just DO NOT care! tongue.gif


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You forgot one:

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Hi,

With pick-up lines like those, I’m surprised “Red Necks’ haven’t gone extinct?


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QUOTE (mydogisaleprechaun @ 23-Mar-2007, 02:52 PM)
wow, those sucked!
good thing guys in california just whistle as you walk by...or say something about tour ass....oh wait - those suck too! point of story- all men should be forced into a few cotillion classes, by force if need be!

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts? rolleyes.gif unsure.gif rolleyes.gif unsure.gif


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As for me, I'm still pondering conversations with RedHeads, not rednecks....
any help out there??

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geeeez... i opened this cause i thought it said "REDHEAD pick up line"
dam thought i struck pay dirt..... biggrin.gif


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QUOTE (Nova Scotian @ 24-Mar-2007, 06:43 PM)

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts? rolleyes.gif unsure.gif rolleyes.gif unsure.gif

to repeat the mighty dogshirt, with a few changes.....

darlin' that's just the way we women are, there is no hope of changin' us!! tongue.gif you have to accept us the way we are!!

besides men do look hot in kilts wink.gif


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QUOTE (sisterknight @ 29-Mar-2007, 11:19 AM)
QUOTE (Nova Scotian @ 24-Mar-2007, 06:43 PM)

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts? rolleyes.gif  unsure.gif  rolleyes.gif  unsure.gif

to repeat the mighty dogshirt, with a few changes.....

darlin' that's just the way we women are, there is no hope of changin' us!! tongue.gif you have to accept us the way we are!!

besides men do look hot in kilts wink.gif

tongue.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted: 30-Mar-2007, 07:21 AM
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QUOTE (sisterknight @ 29-Mar-2007, 11:19 AM)
QUOTE (Nova Scotian @ 24-Mar-2007, 06:43 PM)

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts? rolleyes.gif  unsure.gif  rolleyes.gif  unsure.gif

to repeat the mighty dogshirt, with a few changes.....

darlin' that's just the way we women are, there is no hope of changin' us!! tongue.gif you have to accept us the way we are!!

besides men do look hot in kilts wink.gif

I second what sisterKnoght said wink.gif hahahaha thumbs_up.gif biggrin.gif
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NOT all of us men look good in kilts-they need to make kilt colored blue jeans!!
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robert553,04-Apr-2007, 07:39 PM]NOT all of us men look good in kilts-they need to make kilt colored blue jeans

They do love, they are called trews tongue.gif biggrin.gif rolleyes.gif


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