A scientific study to be published this week will suggest that British men are world leaders at lovemaking, at least when they are measured against the clock.
But that is not saying much considering that most men in other countries were at best five-minute wonders.
After equipping hundreds of couples in various countries with stopwatches, researchers have for the first time amassed accurate data on the length of time that people spend having sex.
Across all the countries studied, the average time for actual lovemaking was 5.4 minutes. Around that figure, however, the researchers found considerable variations related to age and nationality.
While British men took on average 7.6 minutes, the typical American took 7 minutes, while the Spanish lasted 5.8 minutes and the Dutch 5.1 minutes.
The Turks produced the biggest surprise: on average they spend just 3.7 minutes at it.
The next study will be about ducks with accents and how long the can stand watching British Couples having sex. If that ever happens, please stop the world, I would like to get off of it.
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A scientific study to be published this week will suggest that British men are world leaders at lovemaking, at least when they are measured against the clock.
Is there nothing left that someone is doing a study on?
I would be happy to volunteer for a study of how good Swedish women are at lovemaking
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The University of Wales did a study on duck accents. They have shown that ducks in different areas have varying quacks. (I am serious!)
Well -- I dunno about ducks, but it seems likely. Songbirds I know have basic wiring for their songs, but it's really basic, and they do a lot of learning from their dads and the other big birds in their neighborhood before they are ready to attract a female. So they do have regional differences, like "accents".
I lack sufficient data about the other comparative study, alas.
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