| Gillian |
Posted on: 17-Nov-2008, 07:00 AM |
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Thanks so much Lord Subhuman - you're a doll! If my problem is corrected I will surely repay your kindness. And I'm at a whopping +45,614 right now. I guess the absence of the negative is what's really important! |
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Forum: Bug Reports · Post Preview: #268066 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 16-Nov-2008, 08:27 PM |
Replies: 6
Views: 1,544
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...and now it's at -128,666... |
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Forum: Bug Reports · Post Preview: #268049 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 16-Nov-2008, 08:18 PM |
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I honestly don't know. I doubt it was that high, I've been training the past few days. I believe I put in an order in the market place this morning, maybe that tripped something up? |
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Forum: Bug Reports · Post Preview: #268048 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 16-Nov-2008, 07:57 PM |
Replies: 6
Views: 1,544
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My wood resource is showing a negative number. Earlier today it showed "-161,876" and now it is at "-134,201" It won't let me train any troops. Says I don't have enough wood.
Please advise.
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Forum: Bug Reports · Post Preview: #268045 |
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| Gillian |
Posted on: 21-Sep-2008, 06:58 PM |
Replies: 20
Views: 1,606
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What a good sport you are! It's almost a shame my clan was able to wipe you out so completely. Here's to your rebuilding and for fighting an honest battle.
The coordination of our attacks makes it fun for those like me who have a smaller, lesser army. Our leaders, Lord Stevenpd, Lady Avalon and Lord Carolinascotsman did a fabulous job with communication and planning. I, for one, am looking forward to future battles with other worthy opponents!
Lady Gillian |
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Forum: Medieval Kingdom · Post Preview: #262352 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 21-Sep-2008, 12:28 PM |
Replies: 1
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Sounds kind of like gambling/betting. Maybe we could wager on upcoming battles?
But you know, if all of us in a clan put our money on one of our own members, we will have the ability to help them raise their own value. Hmmm... |
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Forum: Suggestion Box · Post Preview: #262329 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 18-Sep-2008, 12:30 PM |
Replies: 10
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What a fun afternoon! I hope this marks the beginning of a wonderful friendship for you both. How lucky you are to live close to one another.
 Here's to good friends! |
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Forum: General Discussion · Post Preview: #262122 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 18-Sep-2008, 12:17 PM |
Replies: 5
Views: 441
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I know it must be frustrating to deal with a power lost. It's something we are so dependent on. How amazing that the winds were still so powerful all the way up north!
Yes, stay safe and enjoy the candle-light evenings. |
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Forum: General Discussion · Post Preview: #262121 |
Pinned: Pub humour (Pages 1 2 3 ...211 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 18-Sep-2008, 12:11 PM |
Replies: 3,156
Views: 175,524
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free".
He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said "And just where do you think you're going?"
"I'm going too!!" he replied.
"Why?" She asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year"!
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #262120 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 12-Sep-2008, 06:27 PM |
Replies: 2,625
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The kids and I are camping out on the couch and watching a new made for tv movie, "the Gym Teacher". We just finished up the pizza and getting ready to make the popcorn. It's been a grey rainy day -the perfect movie watching Friday night.
Have a good weekend everyone! |
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Forum: General Discussion · Post Preview: #261589 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 12-Sep-2008, 08:20 AM |
Replies: 7
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Welcome Caxigal! It sounds like you have alot to add to our forums. I hope you enjoy the site and all the people there are to meet.
Have a good day sir,
Gillian |
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Forum: Introductions · Post Preview: #261535 |
Pinned: Pub humour (Pages 1 2 3 ...211 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 11-Sep-2008, 07:40 PM |
Replies: 3,156
Views: 175,524
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e-mail one
Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
Regards,
Project Leader
e-mail two
Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.
Regards,
Project Leader
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #261502 |
Pinned: Pub humour (Pages 1 2 3 ...211 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 09-Sep-2008, 07:57 PM |
Replies: 3,156
Views: 175,524
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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #261297 |
Pinned: Pub humour (Pages 1 2 3 ...211 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 09-Sep-2008, 06:18 AM |
Replies: 3,156
Views: 175,524
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A Loving Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #261203 |
Pinned: Pub humour (Pages 1 2 3 ...211 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 08-Sep-2008, 07:35 AM |
Replies: 3,156
Views: 175,524
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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. |
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #261061 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 08-Sep-2008, 06:40 AM |
Replies: 20
Views: 5,326
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I agree on needing a manual for Photoshop. I love to tinker around with photo editing for fun and I could not figure out Photoshop for the life of me. It's not user friendly at all! But I found a book that details step-by-step many of the more common features and it has been a God-send! Also, my local community college offers adult continuing education classes on Photoshop editing that I am looking into. Something like that may be of use to you as well. |
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Forum: Photography · Post Preview: #261059 |
Pinned: Pub humour (Pages 1 2 3 ...211 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 07-Sep-2008, 06:53 PM |
Replies: 3,156
Views: 175,524
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A private, anxious to secure leave of absence, sought his captain with a
most convincing tale about a sick wife breaking her heart for his
absence. The officer, familiar with the soldier's lying ways, replied:
"I am afraid you are not telling the truth. I have just received a
letter from your wife urging me not to let you come home because you get drunk, break the furniture, and mistreat her shamefully."
The private saluted and started to leave the room. He paused at the
door, asking: "Sir, may I speak to you, not as an officer, but as man to
man?"
"Yes; what is it?"
"Well, sir, what I'm sayin' is this," approaching the captain and
lowering his voice. "You and I are two of the most diligant liars the
Lord ever made. I'm not married at all." |
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #261036 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 06-Sep-2008, 06:57 PM |
Replies: 29
Views: 2,091
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You Are a Warrior Soul
You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.
You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul
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Forum: Quizes & Polls · Post Preview: #260957 |
Pinned: Pub humour (Pages 1 2 3 ...211 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 06-Sep-2008, 02:24 PM |
Replies: 3,156
Views: 175,524
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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar...
FREE BEER!
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON
WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #260930 |
Pinned: Pub humour (Pages 1 2 3 ...211 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 05-Sep-2008, 06:17 AM |
Replies: 3,156
Views: 175,524
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A blonde is overweight so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days," he tells her. "Then skip a day and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly four stone. "Why that's amazing," the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger you mean?" Asks the doctor.
"No," replies the blonde, "from skipping."
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #260670 |
Chocolate (Pages 1 2 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 03-Sep-2008, 02:24 PM |
Replies: 16
Views: 1,325
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When my children were much younger, the "Halloween Fairy" would come the night after Halloween. They sorted their candy into the must keep and give away pile. The fairy took the give away pile and left a small gift for them. Win-win for all of us. I got the candy and they got a non-sugary treat. |
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Forum: General Discussion · Post Preview: #260371 |
Greetings (Pages 1 2 )
| Gillian |
Posted on: 03-Sep-2008, 02:18 PM |
Replies: 22
Views: 912
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Beautiful iron work, Ross. Although I am pretty new here myself, I welcome you and look forward to seeing more of your pictures. |
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Forum: Introductions · Post Preview: #260369 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 03-Sep-2008, 02:01 PM |
Replies: 2,625
Views: 61,735
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Supervising my children's homework and still trying to raise my post rating in order to have a decent chance at the Kingdom game. |
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Forum: General Discussion · Post Preview: #260364 |
| Gillian |
Posted on: 03-Sep-2008, 12:23 PM |
Replies: 17
Views: 3,549
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How did you get twelve members? I thought we could only have 10 per Clan? |
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