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Thought I'd start a new thread...
I got this one from my dad...
A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While
they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you
can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Mike F.May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
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