Okay, so I used the title of an old Art Linkletter show, but the things children say can be VERY funny!!! I know, I teach 4 year olds! Beliveve me, I could write a book about some of the things that come out of a child's mouth - sometime innocently inappropriate - but I won't post those!
I'll start out with one of my favorites from a couple of years ago that a little girl told me.
"In order to be a princess you have to wear LOTS of lipstick had have lots of BIG hair!"
"He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.
I will say of the Lord, "He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.""
"Be what you would seem to be--or, if you'd like it put more simply--Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." from "Alice in Wonderland"