Such an amazing piece of news I will never again need to know!
Maybe I should just get my mother a pair of these, how surprised she would be to open her christmas present and find a glowing thong awaiting her! Would it send a mixed message?
At least no one will be able to loose the strippers...not that there eyes would ever be peeled away from the site!
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"Men at some time are masters of their fate" Jul Caesar, Act i, Sc.2
"When sorrow comes, they come not single spies, but in battalions" Hamlet, Act iv, Sc.5
"All that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity" Hamlet, Act i, Sc.2
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