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| peckery |
Posted on: 24-Jul-2004, 09:40 AM |
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Hey Sock?
Please call me Peckery 
Peckery, how do you mate?
Socks don't mate. They HAVE mates
Are you mated for your entire life cycle?
Yes. I guess so, for the most part. Sometimes we loose our mates, though.
Loose? How?
Dryer
Please explain.....
When we get dirty, we are washed, and then put in a dryer to remove the water. Sometimes, loved ones are lost.
They are not lost. We have them.
Say what?
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #75300 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 23-Jul-2004, 10:06 AM |
Replies: 13
Views: 1,009
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Rent the movie Reefer Madness. Pretty damn funny stuff. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #75153 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 23-Jul-2004, 10:05 AM |
Replies: 13
Views: 1,009
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| QUOTE (maisky @ 19-Jul-2004, 11:11 AM) | Hey! Where was this really strong weed in the '60s, when I needed it?  |
thought you guys soaked your hippie lettuce in LSD? |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #75152 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 23-Jul-2004, 09:58 AM |
Replies: 16
Views: 1,588
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Take me to your leader.
What?
Take me to your leader.
I have no leader. What are you talking about?
Who is your master? Who is in control?
Look, non discript alien, I don't known what you are talking. I live in cyber space. I'm not real.
Who controls you world?
I live in cyberspace. The part of cyberspace I live in is controled by the web master. It is his sight, he runs it. I guess you can say I live in his world.
You are not a common earth being?
No. I'm a sock
Explain.
In cyberspace, anything is possible. Here I am alive. Outside of cyberspace human babies chew on my head of humans put me on their feet. Life for a sock, or in my case a sock monkey, is much better in cyberspace.
I will ponder this.
You do that. Can I go back now?
No. Not yet.
Damn you, non discript aliens! |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #75148 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 22-Jul-2004, 07:23 PM |
Replies: 213
Views: 4,724
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| QUOTE (MDF3530 @ 22-Jul-2004, 05:34 PM) | Dear Peckery-
What is the generally accepted procedure for getting rid of lint from your belly button?
Confuzed |
Dear Fuzzy, I don't have a bellybutton. But if you spread peanutbutter on your navel, a dog will handle it for you. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #75036 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 22-Jul-2004, 04:33 PM |
Replies: 14
Views: 545
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You didn't take ME with you?
That's OK. Suzie came over. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #75001 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 22-Jul-2004, 04:31 PM |
Replies: 2,561
Views: 116,875
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| QUOTE (Danann @ 22-Jul-2004, 03:19 PM) |  The fair-haired cornish Harper whose hands held steel and string |
...jumps about in unclothen bliss, and shakes my ding a ling....?,,,,,? |
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #75000 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 22-Jul-2004, 04:29 PM |
Replies: 18
Views: 790
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| QUOTE (Kassia @ 22-Jul-2004, 12:13 AM) | | Peckerys are VERY ticklish!! |
Oh thanks sis! Give away everything.............. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #74998 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 22-Jul-2004, 04:26 PM |
Replies: 213
Views: 4,724
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| QUOTE (greenldydragon @ 19-Jul-2004, 01:57 PM) | Do you even know what a pecker, in my language, is?
A marching band drummer. |
What language? What do they call a..... a..........Never mind. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #74997 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 22-Jul-2004, 01:29 PM |
Replies: 16
Views: 1,588
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Wow. It sure is non discript here...............
H E L L O ......................................................... |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #74965 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 20-Jul-2004, 04:16 PM |
Replies: 16
Views: 1,588
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While walking in the park Peckery sees a bright light. He is taken into the light and is teleported to the MOTHERSHIP.
"Yikes" |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #74587 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 19-Jul-2004, 12:25 PM |
Replies: 213
Views: 4,724
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| QUOTE (greenldydragon @ 19-Jul-2004, 01:00 PM) | | Where you a pecker before you became the peckery? |
I was a Little Pecker |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #74363 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 19-Jul-2004, 07:12 AM |
Replies: 18
Views: 790
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Day Three
Rescued. Went to Outback.............................................................
The End |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #74286 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 18-Jul-2004, 11:41 PM |
Replies: 18
Views: 790
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DAY TWO
Did not sleep much last night. Nothing to eat, but did find water. Will walk inland and try to find food and help. ............................Mother................... |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #74259 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 18-Jul-2004, 06:35 PM |
Replies: 18
Views: 790
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Day One
I stand alone on the shore of my place of exile and watch the HMS Moderator slowly sail out of view. Left alone with no threads, subjects or topics. Guess I should try to find shelter. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #74206 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 14-Jul-2004, 04:09 PM |
Replies: 24
Views: 952
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| QUOTE (Shamalama @ 14-Jul-2004, 12:33 PM) | I would like to re-model my ex-wife's bathroom.
The first thing would be to soak her supper with a strong laxative. Then, soon after, she runs to the lavatory.
- If she sits a giant bear trap springs into action.
- If that fails, the toilet paper has been coated in toxic waste.
- As she reaches for the toilet paper an angry rattlesnake strikes.
- If those fail, as she flushes the toilet an anvil drops on her head ...
- and a hand grenade hidden in the tank explodes ...
- and an assault rifle, filled with explosive hollow-point shells, opens fire.
- If all these fail, then as she reaches for the towel she activates the GPS transmitter attached to the towel holder, telling the 101st Tactical Air Wing where to drop the nukes.
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Not that I'm bitter, mind you. |
I'm glad you guys have worked out your feelings. Oh wait. That right. Ex wives don't have feelings. They have attorneys. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #73632 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 13-Jul-2004, 10:20 PM |
Replies: 24
Views: 952
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| QUOTE (Kassia @ 13-Jul-2004, 10:42 PM) | | can I have super powers too?? |
If it helps you get on with your day, yes, you can have super powers, but be nice. |
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Forum: The Jester's Court · Post Preview: #73544 |
| peckery |
Posted on: 13-Jul-2004, 10:18 PM |
Replies: 8
Views: 214
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| QUOTE (Kassia @ 13-Jul-2004, 11:00 PM) | Just goes to show that some people will do anything if they think it will get them what they want!!!
wonder how touchy feely jfk would have been if hillary was his running mate?? |
Was JFK metrosexual?? |
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