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Lady of the Loch	Posted: 15-Jan-2007, 02:47 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Scotland Posts: 4,530 Joined: 13-Sep-2006 Zodiac: Birch Realm: Indiana	got this in an email, had to share 6, 9 and 13 are my favs hahahahahahahahaha Redneck Man's pick up lines >> >> (1) Did you fart? >> cuz you blew me away. >> >> (2) Are yer parents retarded? >> cuz ya sure are special. >> >> (3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... >> I can't hold it in. >> >> (4) Do you have a library card? >> cuz I'd like to sign you out. >> >> (5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? >> cuz I can see myself in em. >> >> (6) If you in I were Squirrels, >> I'd store my nuts in yer hole. >> >> (7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a >> light >> switch away. >> >> (8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" >> Woman - "WHAT?" >> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." >> >> (9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, >> but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. >> >> (10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? >> I think he went inta this cheap motel room. >> >> (11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. >> >> (12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. >> >> >> and.... the best for last! >> >> (13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, >> every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

ballydun	Posted: 18-Jan-2007, 04:48 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 714 Joined: 15-Dec-2005 Zodiac: Willow Realm: Albuquerque, New Mexico	-------------------- [color=red]"I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision." Maya Angelou

Ceciliastar1	Posted: 21-Jan-2007, 07:22 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 828 Joined: 09-Jun-2004 Zodiac: Alder Realm: Ohio.	O my god those were bad!!! how funny!!! haha! -------------------- There's a dear little plant that grows in our Isle Twas St . Patrick himself, sure, that set it; And the sun of his labour with pleasure did smile, And with dew from his eye often wet it. It grows through the bog, through the brake, through the Mireland, and they call it the dear little shamrock of Ireland.

mydogisaleprechaun	Posted: 23-Mar-2007, 01:52 PM
Chieftain of the Clan Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 111 Joined: 20-Mar-2007 Zodiac: Holly Realm: sunny southern california!	wow, those sucked! good thing guys in california just whistle as you walk by...or say something about tour ass....oh wait - those suck too! point of story- all men should be forced into a few cotillion classes, by force if need be!

Dogshirt

Posted: 23-Mar-2007, 11:32 PM

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wow, those sucked!
good thing guys in california just whistle as you walk by...or say something about tour ass....oh wait - those suck too! point of story- all men should be forced into a few cotillion classes, by force if need be!

Darlin', there is NOTHING that will change us guys! No amount of hopin' or wishin' will make us behave the way you want! Just accept us or not, we just DO NOT care!

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Shadows	Posted: 24-Mar-2007, 09:44 AM
Reader of souls, vision seeker, TROLL Group: Super Moderator Posts: 4,792 Joined: 20-Jun-2003 Zodiac: Holly Realm: The frontier of Penn's Woods	You forgot one: Is that your real tooth, it sure is pretty. -------------------- I support the separation of church and hate! IMAGINATION - the freest and largest nation in the world! One can not profess to be of "GOD" and show intolerence and prejudice towards the beliefs of others. Am fear nach gleidh na h�airm san t�sith, cha bhi iad aige �n am a� chogaidh. He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war. "We're all in this together , in the parking lot between faith and fear" ... O.C.M.S. �Beasts feed; man eats; only the man of intellect knows how to eat well.� "Without food we are nothing, without history we are lost." - SHADOWS Is iomadh duine laghach a mhill an Creideamh. Religion has spoiled many a good man. The clan MacEwen

John Clements	Posted: 24-Mar-2007, 11:33 AM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 1,466 Joined: 26-Oct-2005 Zodiac: Elder	Hi, With pick-up lines like those, I�m surprised �Red Necks� haven�t gone extinct? -------------------- We�re all poets, only some of us write it down. JC 9/27/08 Anyone who has the courage to disagree, deserves all do respect. JC 4/28/08 Life is a loosing battle, so you might as well live it up. J.C. 3/29/08 Life should be like skiing, you have the most fun on the way down. J.C. 8/17/07 Take their word for it, and that�s just what you�ll get. J.C. 3/19/07 Only the truth is worth the ultimate sacrifice. J.C. 1/26/06 Compared to the far right, the far left is somewhere in the middle. J.C. 2/22/06 I�ll be the first to apologies, as long as I get one back. J.C. 3/7/06 It�s a happy man, who can laugh at himself. If you�re looking for a new experience, don�t hire someone with a lot of it. J.C. sometime in 1990

Nova Scotian

Posted: 24-Mar-2007, 04:43 PM

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QUOTE (mydogisaleprechaun @ 23-Mar-2007, 02:52 PM)

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts?

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shepherdofLochEntMoot	Posted: 28-Mar-2007, 03:30 PM
Peasant Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 1 Joined: 08-Jun-2006 Zodiac: Alder Realm: Grand Rapids, Michigan	As for me, I'm still pondering conversations with RedHeads, not rednecks.... any help out there?? Shepherd

dundee	Posted: 28-Mar-2007, 03:41 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 1,176 Joined: 01-Aug-2003 Zodiac: Reed	geeeez... i opened this cause i thought it said "REDHEAD pick up line" dam thought i struck pay dirt..... -------------------- jim www.greyaengus.com "If I say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant it the other way." often in error, never in doubt. if guns kill people then my pencil mis-spells words quote: larry the cable guy sometimes what ya think ya want isnt what ya thought ya wanted till ya get what ya thought ya wanted and then what ya had is gone....

sisterknight

Posted: 29-Mar-2007, 10:19 AM

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QUOTE (Nova Scotian @ 24-Mar-2007, 06:43 PM)

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts?

to repeat the mighty dogshirt, with a few changes.....

darlin' that's just the way we women are, there is no hope of changin' us!!

you have to accept us the way we are!!

besides men do look hot in kilts

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OKAY, WHAT DID I DO NOW??

Nova Scotian

Posted: 29-Mar-2007, 05:50 PM

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QUOTE (sisterknight @ 29-Mar-2007, 11:19 AM)

QUOTE (Nova Scotian @ 24-Mar-2007, 06:43 PM)

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts?

to repeat the mighty dogshirt, with a few changes.....

darlin' that's just the way we women are, there is no hope of changin' us!!

you have to accept us the way we are!!

besides men do look hot in kilts

Lady of the Loch

Posted: 30-Mar-2007, 06:21 AM

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QUOTE (sisterknight @ 29-Mar-2007, 11:19 AM)

QUOTE (Nova Scotian @ 24-Mar-2007, 06:43 PM)

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts?

to repeat the mighty dogshirt, with a few changes.....

darlin' that's just the way we women are, there is no hope of changin' us!!

you have to accept us the way we are!!

besides men do look hot in kilts

I second what sisterKnoght said

hahahaha

robert553	Posted: 04-Apr-2007, 08:39 PM
Peasant Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 15 Joined: 31-Mar-2007 Zodiac: Willow Realm: Nixon, Texas	NOT all of us men look good in kilts-they need to make kilt colored blue jeans!!

Donajhi	Posted: 17-Aug-2007, 08:45 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 1,223 Joined: 06-Jun-2007 Zodiac: Birch Realm: Fae Hillfort	robert553,04-Apr-2007, 07:39 PM]NOT all of us men look good in kilts-they need to make kilt colored blue jeans They do love, they are called trews -------------------- CHECK MY SITE: BEYOND THE VEIL http://www.gmadventures.com "I DID NOT, IT WAS THE FAIRY FOLK!" Scottish by the grace of God $Fairy Day countdown banner$ DIOGENES HAS PASSED ME THE LANTERN, STILL LOOKING.....

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