Special thanks to Dr. Bob Griffin at grif.net.
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes. Don't pull your dad's finger when he tells you to. Never leave your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
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Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- John Quincy Adams
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less - Robert E. Lee
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved - Romans 10:13 (KJV)
The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)
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