Why does Hawaii have an Interstate highway? Someone planning on driving to Oregon?
Thanks for sharing these thoughts....that will probably keep me awake all night.
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| Posted by: Lady of the Loch 14-Sep-2006, 06:42 AM |
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| Posted by: CelticCoalition 14-Sep-2006, 07:54 AM |
| Thanks! Those made me smile on a rough morning. |
| Posted by: gcw57 23-Sep-2006, 04:25 AM |
| ...or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why does Hawaii have an Interstate highway? Someone planning on driving to Oregon? Thanks for sharing these thoughts....that will probably keep me awake all night. |
| Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 23-Sep-2006, 05:13 AM | ||
Reminds me that years ago when an expansion American League baseball team started playing in Los Angelos, the comment was made that all pedestrians there were either Dodgers or Angels. |
| Posted by: ballydun 24-Sep-2006, 12:03 AM |
| Cute,cute,cute! |
| Posted by: j Padraig moore 29-Sep-2006, 10:36 AM | ||
Would that make them "testicles"???   |
| Posted by: Lady of the Loch 29-Sep-2006, 07:23 PM | ||||
   good one...rofl...hahahahahaha |
| Posted by: Roberto Phoenix 30-Sep-2006, 04:03 PM |
| ...if adult movies are closed captioned for the hearing impaired? |
| Posted by: Eiric 18-Oct-2006, 12:53 AM |
| Mowahahahaha! Soooo funny! |