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Posted by: WizardofOwls 30-Nov-2006, 11:15 AM
Okay here's another new game to try.

Someone starts out by saying what the good news is. For instance:

The good news is, you've just won the lottery!

Someone else should tell us what the bad side of this is, in as humorous a manner as possible. Then, whoever gives the bad news should supply us with the next good news!

(This game is sort of a different take on the Wish Corruption game)

Okay, I've already supplied the good news! What's the bad? Any takers?

Posted by: sisterknight 30-Nov-2006, 12:00 PM
now revenue canada wants it's share!!!!!



my girlfiend is preggers!!!

Posted by: WizardofOwls 30-Nov-2006, 12:50 PM
The bad news is it looks as though it might be quintuplets! (That's 5 kids! Ughhh!)

The good news is you finally got all your Christmas shopping done!

Posted by: sisterknight 30-Nov-2006, 01:17 PM
bad news is the bills are all due in 10 days!!!!!run, run as fast as you can....


good news is you got the new car you wanted in the colour you wanted!!!!YEAH

Posted by: WizardofOwls 30-Nov-2006, 01:36 PM
Bad news is you forgot and left it unlocked on the city street last night. Police called to tell you that they found it this morning.... what's left of it, anyway....

Good news is your daughter got straight As on her report card!

Posted by: sisterknight 30-Nov-2006, 01:53 PM
the bad news is so did everyone in the class!!!plagiarism abounds....



your son just got accepted to the fire fighter training programme!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 30-Nov-2006, 02:32 PM
The bad news he will be replaceing the fire dog...

the good news is my frist customers kilts is all most done

Posted by: Aaediwen 30-Nov-2006, 06:29 PM
The bad news is he's a McDonald, and you used the Campell tartan! (and you thought the chicken raid of Cymru was a bad situation... )

The good news is I just got a new seven figure a year job!

Posted by: Sekhmet 30-Nov-2006, 11:40 PM
The bad news is that it involves dressmaker's dummies and not actual cash. You liked hourglasses, right?

...but the good news is my headache's gone!

Posted by: haynes9 01-Dec-2006, 12:08 AM
The bad news is that your back is killing you!

The good news is that it stopped snowing!

Posted by: Sekhmet 01-Dec-2006, 12:14 AM
The bad news is that it's started to rain and will freeze again tonight. Hope you like your snowbanks the consistency of cement!

But the good news is you won a free trip to Florida!

Posted by: haynes9 01-Dec-2006, 12:20 AM
The bad news is that your free trip to Florida is via Greyhound! Yikes!!

The good news is that you get to stay in an upscale motel!

Posted by: Sekhmet 01-Dec-2006, 12:26 AM
The bad news is the room you're given has the words "utility closet" recently scratched off the door.

The good news is there's free champagne!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 01-Dec-2006, 06:33 AM
the bad news is that it has been opened and drank out of before you got there.

The good news is it didn't sleet this morning

Posted by: WizardofOwls 01-Dec-2006, 07:05 AM
The bad news is a tornado ripped through instead... hope you've got good home-owner's insurance!

The good news is your mean, cranky in-laws are not coming to stay with you for the holidays after all!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 01-Dec-2006, 07:35 AM
the bad news is there taking over your bedroom for the holidays...hahahaha

the good news is that I am almost done x-mas shopping

Posted by: haynes9 01-Dec-2006, 09:20 AM
The bad news is that you will revisit Christmas when the bills all come in January!

The good news is that you think your family bought exactly what you wanted for Christmas!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 01-Dec-2006, 10:15 AM
the bad news is it is 2 sizes to big

the good news is it is FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clap.gif cheers.gif partytime.gif taz.gif thumbs_up.gif thumbup.gif

Posted by: Aaediwen 01-Dec-2006, 03:13 PM
The bad news is the company is trying to play catch up and you have to work mandatory overtime for 10 hours on Saturday. And they want you to come in on Sunday too!

The good news is Microsoft just went belly up when Vista bombed (I can wish, right?)

Posted by: zeryx 01-Dec-2006, 05:16 PM
The bad news is that now you've got to find an alternative operating system for your PC and it's going to be a lot of work switching over.

The good news is it's only 24 sleeps till Santa comes!

Posted by: Sekhmet 01-Dec-2006, 07:29 PM
The bad news is the coal company has already called to ask you where you want your shipment this year.

...the good news is you'll be warm this winter!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 01-Dec-2006, 07:49 PM
the bad news is that it will cost you an arm and a leg, and the other arm too.

The good news is that it is almost bed time I am so tired

Posted by: Aaediwen 01-Dec-2006, 08:06 PM
The bad news is you've got 5 reports to write for tomorrow. Then there's also your shopping, and getting the house ready for all the family who are due to show up next week.

The good news is, I've got an all expense paid round trip on the Trans-Siberian express (Including round trip first class airfare to and from Russia)

Posted by: Monarchs Own 01-Dec-2006, 09:28 PM
The bad news is the heater broke down in the airplane as well as on the train. Now you have to bundle up in furs and blankets which is a real problem when you have to go to the bathroom which you have to use now constantly since you are drinking hot tea all day long to stay warm on the inside.

The good news is that we just paid of all the new furniture (Livingroom and Master-Bedroom).

Posted by: haynes9 02-Dec-2006, 12:13 AM
The bad news is that it's now so old that you are already looking at new stuff!

The good news is that my youngest daughter has her 11th birthday next week!

Posted by: Sekhmet 02-Dec-2006, 01:21 AM
The bad news is she has announced that she is a "pre-teen" and that anyone over the age of 25 is senile.

The good news is there's another five years before she can drive!

Posted by: haynes9 02-Dec-2006, 01:44 AM
The bad news is that there are two other daughters ahead of her! Oh, my aching insurance!

The good news is that their mother will teach them to drive!

Posted by: zeryx 02-Dec-2006, 03:12 AM
The bad news is that daddy is expected to buy them their first cars! wink.gif

The good news is that you get an invitation to a fantastic hogmanay party this year biggrin.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 02-Dec-2006, 06:45 AM
the bad news is that you don't know what a hogmanay party is, so you get all dressed up in you each clothes to go and find out you are so wrong about the party

the good news is that the wind stopped blowing my house apart

Posted by: haynes9 02-Dec-2006, 07:54 AM
The bad news is that the wind left all your neighbors trash at your house.

The good news is that we now have our pipes thawed out and can wash clothes and dishes!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 02-Dec-2006, 08:11 AM
the bad news is that it will take days to catch up

the good news is that my locks are frozen on my van and I will save gas

Posted by: haynes9 02-Dec-2006, 09:26 AM
The bad news is that your cupboard is bare and it's a long walk to town.

The good news is that you will be able to save a lot of money on groceries!

Posted by: zeryx 02-Dec-2006, 05:02 PM
The bad news is you are going to be mighty hungry sad.gif

The good news is the local store is having a closing down sale!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 02-Dec-2006, 08:18 PM
The bad news is that it is in the middle of the week and you have to work.

The good news is that you get a bonus on your paycheck

Posted by: Sekhmet 02-Dec-2006, 08:42 PM
The bad news is your car just broke down and that money's already spoken for. (Just happened to me today)

The good news is the parts are under warranty!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 03-Dec-2006, 08:28 AM
The bad news is you can't get them for a few days cause the store is closed

the good news is that you will be able to lounge around all day

Posted by: zeryx 03-Dec-2006, 10:28 AM
The bad news is that you will have to work doubly hard then to catch up on all you were supposed to have done.

The good news is Sundays are quieter for Christmas shopping in Dundee biggrin.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 04-Dec-2006, 07:17 AM
The bad news is that the sales people run at you asking you if you need help since there are no others around

the good news is that you don't have to wait in lines

Posted by: sisterknight 04-Dec-2006, 09:50 AM
the bad news is the place is being held up by a rogue santa!!!



the good news is it snowed last night!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 04-Dec-2006, 04:19 PM
the bad news "dude where's my car"

the ggod news free hot coca for all in the snowed in store.

Posted by: sisterknight 04-Dec-2006, 04:37 PM
the bad news is it's cocao mix from 5 years ago!!!!!


the good news is i made it home in one piece!!

Posted by: zeryx 04-Dec-2006, 04:48 PM
The bad news is that no one remembered to call in at the store for milk and you're having to make up powdered milk now sad.gif YUK

The good news is that you've almost finished your Christmas shopping.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 05-Dec-2006, 07:02 AM
the bad news is you realized you forgot a ton of people

the good news is that the whole neighborhood decked out their houses with tons of x-mas lights

Posted by: sisterknight 05-Dec-2006, 07:50 AM
the bad new ...POWER FAILURE for 3 days!!!!


the good news is vacation is only 18 days away!!!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 05-Dec-2006, 02:45 PM
the bad news is the days are going sooooooooooooo slowly!

The good news is you can get everything done in time for x-mas

Posted by: marti64 05-Dec-2006, 04:43 PM
The bad news is that I have so much stuff packed in my living room, getting ready to move: that I have nowhere to put my tree!!

The good news is that I have hardly any christmas presents to buy!!!!

Posted by: zeryx 05-Dec-2006, 05:14 PM
The bad news is that this Christmas is going to be hard for you sad.gif I'll be thinking of you hug.gif

The good news is that you will be spoiled for choice over where to spend Christmas day smile.gif

Posted by: Sekhmet 05-Dec-2006, 05:18 PM
The bad news is the blizzard of the century is going to hit the day you made your travel plans for.

The good news is you're stranded in a town with a ski resort!

Posted by: morgana_l_f 05-Dec-2006, 05:32 PM
The bad news is that your skis (which you had put on the plane with you) are headed to Sao Paulo.

The good news is that now you can spend more time with your family.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 05-Dec-2006, 06:02 PM
bad news is they are family


the good news is that they ARE famliy!!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 05-Dec-2006, 06:41 PM
the bad news they are out in left field

the good news is that you can say you came from the good side wink.gif

Posted by: haynes9 05-Dec-2006, 11:47 PM
The bad news is that the good side are all on photos with the FBI!

The good news is that my water pipes are getting repaired tomorrow!

Posted by: sisterknight 06-Dec-2006, 08:12 AM
the bad news is they ALL need to be replaced and you thought your wife was upset before!!!!



the good news is it's snowing, whits christmas expected!!!!

Posted by: haynes9 06-Dec-2006, 09:02 AM
The bad news is that you have seen grass for the last time this winter!

The good news is that id it snows enough you can stay home and not work!

Posted by: sisterknight 06-Dec-2006, 12:06 PM
WHO SAYS NOT GOING TO WORK IS NOT BAD NEWS?? tongue.gif

the good news is my computer is much faster noe



Posted by: Lady of the Loch 06-Dec-2006, 02:22 PM
the bad news is that your computer can't handle it and freezes up

the good news is that you will have an excuse to buy a new computer

Posted by: Sekhmet 06-Dec-2006, 06:43 PM
The bad news is you won't be able to afford one till your tax return comes in.


The good news is you have something to look forward to!

Posted by: haynes9 07-Dec-2006, 12:43 AM
The bad news is you get a bargain computer and have to figure out how to upgrade to Vista!

The good news is that your kids can teach you how to use the dumb thing!

Posted by: WizardofOwls 07-Dec-2006, 05:25 AM
The bad news is that your kids won't stay off of it long enough for you to get on it!

The good news is that at least now you have time to finish reading that book you've been working on for weeks.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 07-Dec-2006, 06:08 AM
the bad news is that you have a lot of work to do

the good news is that you can have people help you

Posted by: haynes9 07-Dec-2006, 07:30 AM
The bad news is that you still have to oversee everything to make sure it gets done right!

The good news is that you will soon be feasting on sumptuous holiday fare!

Posted by: zeryx 07-Dec-2006, 05:58 PM
The bad news is it's potentially a dangerous time of year for your weight!

The good news is I've nearly finished my Christmas shopping biggrin.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 07-Dec-2006, 07:32 PM
the bad news is that you are broke as broke can get now

the good news is that tax time is right around the corner

Posted by: haynes9 07-Dec-2006, 10:37 PM
The bad news is the IRS is preparing a friendly letter for you with the word "audit."

The good news is, after the holidays, you won't have any money for them to take!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 08-Dec-2006, 06:14 AM
the bad news is you can't even pay your simple bills

the good news is you can always live with your in-laws wink.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 08-Dec-2006, 08:55 AM
the bad news is thier outlaws
the good news is you get thr reward moeny

Posted by: haynes9 08-Dec-2006, 09:20 AM
The bad news is they get their cousin "Vinny" to pay you a visit eek.gif !

The good news is that you get put in the witness protection program.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 08-Dec-2006, 09:44 AM
the bad news you live as monk

the good news they make a fine wine

Posted by: haynes9 08-Dec-2006, 11:06 AM
The bad news is you see their feet before they step on the grapes!

The good news is that you are taking the vacation of a lifetime!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 08-Dec-2006, 01:21 PM
the bad news you are the offical wine taster

the good news after the frist glass you don't care? wine.gif dontgetit.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 08-Dec-2006, 02:25 PM
the bad news is you wake up naked on a beach somewhere

the good news is it is a tropical paradise


Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 08-Dec-2006, 02:54 PM
the bad news it's the touris season

the good news it's rio

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 08-Dec-2006, 08:32 PM
the bad news is you didn't bring any cash

the good news is that you found some clothes to put on

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 09-Dec-2006, 08:37 AM
the bad news is they fit too tight

the good news is you get a job as an exctie dancer

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 09-Dec-2006, 10:58 AM
the bad news is that it is with a traveling circus

the good news is you get to tour the country

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 09-Dec-2006, 11:34 AM
the bad news it's the Andes mountains

the good news you can get a llama sweater really cheap!!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 10-Dec-2006, 11:15 AM
the bad news is you break out b/c you are allergic to it

the good news is that the circus folk go in together and buy you a new wardrobe

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 10-Dec-2006, 01:03 PM
the bad news it's all clown outfits big shoe baggy pants etc..


the goodnews Criusc ole hires you in Veags

Posted by: zeryx 11-Dec-2006, 03:03 AM
The bad news is you have to leave your family at home sad.gif

Good news - it's 2 weeks till Christmas!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 11-Dec-2006, 07:15 AM
the bad news is you are still looking for that special gift for that hard to buy for person

the good news is there is always gift certificates

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Dec-2006, 08:49 AM
the bad news, the only place with any left is Mcdonalds


the good news is the eggnog shakes are back

Posted by: sisterknight 11-Dec-2006, 09:43 AM
the bad news is they are still as fattening as ever!!!!



the good news is......christmas is coming!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Dec-2006, 11:04 AM
the bad news you are on the naguthy list

the good news i heat with coal

Posted by: sisterknight 11-Dec-2006, 11:40 AM
bad news is coal prices has soared due to mine shut downs!!!!hey what's the matter with being naughty??hehehe




the good news is i heat with hot water!!

Posted by: haynes9 11-Dec-2006, 01:06 PM
The bad news is that yur hot water heater may go out!

The good news is that I heat with propane and the tank's full.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Dec-2006, 01:34 PM
the bad news it just lanched into oribt aruond the space shullte

the good news your still heating now with open flames ok not so goodhahahahaha rolleyes.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 11-Dec-2006, 01:37 PM
hey!!!aren't you the smart arse!!!

the bad news is the open flames are everywhere now!!! fireman2.gif




the good news is now you've got enough heat for your pipes!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Dec-2006, 01:49 PM
the bad news pipes put out the flames coldburrrrr


the good news I now know all the fire department for miles around

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 11-Dec-2006, 02:15 PM
the bad news is they think you are a prankster

the good news is you are a prankster wink.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Dec-2006, 02:36 PM
lol lol.gif

the bad news is I'am


the good news is people still love me

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 11-Dec-2006, 05:11 PM
the bad news is ...wait, how can I say that is bad??????
okay, I will think of something, hmmmmmmm

the bad news is sometimes they love you too much

the good news is that at least you know they care

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Dec-2006, 06:00 PM
the bad news is you are bruesed from all the hugs

the good news is it hurts so good to be loveed

Posted by: haynes9 11-Dec-2006, 06:51 PM
The bad news is that you want that kind of love all the time and get frustrated when you don't get it!

The good news is that this is the season for loving and caring!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 12-Dec-2006, 06:39 AM
the bad news is there are those that will be alone

the good news is that all they have to do it pick up a phone and call there family

Posted by: haynes9 12-Dec-2006, 08:13 AM
The bad news is that the phone lines are down.

The good news is that friends and family that care about them come over for an extended visit.

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Dec-2006, 11:37 AM
the bad news is the extended visit is 6 months long!!!!!!



the good news is they brought food bash.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 12-Dec-2006, 03:25 PM
The bad news is it all health food

the good news is you get lots of fiber sad.gif

Posted by: Aaediwen 12-Dec-2006, 07:23 PM
The bad news is you spend the whole time when you're not eating, on the John

The good news is you have no problem losing weight

Posted by: haynes9 13-Dec-2006, 10:11 AM
The bad news is that you have to put a "Condemned" sign on your bathroom door!

The good news is that all your guests pack up and leave!

Posted by: morgana_l_f 13-Dec-2006, 12:30 PM
The bad news is they packed up all your stuff too.

The good news is that you were looking for a less materialistic life

Posted by: sisterknight 13-Dec-2006, 12:51 PM
the bad news is shopping again!!!


the good news is you won all your visa purchases....

Posted by: haynes9 13-Dec-2006, 06:45 PM
The bad news is that the IRS finds out and wants to tax your winnings!

The good news is that you hire OJ's defense team!

Posted by: zeryx 14-Dec-2006, 01:16 AM
The bad news is that it'll cost you a fortune!

The good news is that you'll have all your family round you for Christmas

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 14-Dec-2006, 06:20 AM
the bad news is someone will cause an arguement

the good news is we will laugh it off like always

Posted by: sisterknight 14-Dec-2006, 12:21 PM
the bad news is you laughed so hard your teeth fell out!!!hehehehe




the good news is nobody saw!!phew...

Posted by: zeryx 15-Dec-2006, 01:24 AM
The bad news is that you damaged them so can't eat for the rest of the day!

The good news is that as a result you'll not gain any weight wink.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 15-Dec-2006, 06:34 AM
the bad news you can't keep the weight you got either and start withering away

the good news is you can now fit into those jeans you have been eyeing at the store

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 15-Dec-2006, 11:41 AM
the bad news is they in the little kids section


the good news is their on sale

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 16-Dec-2006, 06:30 AM
the bad news is you missed the sale by a day

the good news is there are more at another store

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 16-Dec-2006, 10:46 AM
the bad news thie out of your size

the good news you meet dentiste who fixes your theeth

Posted by: zeryx 16-Dec-2006, 11:23 AM
The bad news is it costs you an arm and a leg for the treatment!

The good news is you won the lottery!

Posted by: Antonio 16-Dec-2006, 01:52 PM
Bad news is, it's the IRS they are coming to live with you.


Good news is I'm off for the weekend. rolleyes.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 16-Dec-2006, 02:40 PM
the bad news is you have to do honey do's


the good news you could lose the list and just fake it

Posted by: zeryx 16-Dec-2006, 05:15 PM
The bad news is she'll know that's what you've done wink.gif

The good news is that once you've done all your chores she'll be happy biggrin.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 17-Dec-2006, 10:49 AM
the bad news is you are too wearout to anything else


the good news she lets you sit watch your team and brings you acold one beer_mug.gif

Posted by: zeryx 17-Dec-2006, 02:32 PM
The bad news is that she's got other plans wink.gif

The good news is you enjoy her other plans more!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 17-Dec-2006, 03:09 PM
the bad news you learn your team doesnot need you wacthing to win.

the good news her other palns were much better naughty.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 18-Dec-2006, 07:10 AM
the bad news is that you now ache all over hahahahahaha

the good news is you can take a nap

Posted by: haynes9 18-Dec-2006, 10:34 AM
The bad news is that the dog is going to keep licking your face while you try to sleep!

The good news is that he is your loyal friend!

Posted by: CelticCoalition 18-Dec-2006, 10:50 AM
The bad news is he was trying to tell you he needed to go outside.

The good news is your clothes are machine washable.

Posted by: sisterknight 18-Dec-2006, 01:00 PM
the good news is you are out with him getting your exercise and fresh air!!!




the bad news is it's a blizzard!!hehehe

Posted by: haynes9 18-Dec-2006, 07:32 PM
The good news is that I am dressed for the blizzard!

The bad news is that now I have to take care of business and I have too many layers of clothing on unsure.gif !

Posted by: Antonio 18-Dec-2006, 08:49 PM
Good news is your cloths are still machine washable.


Bad news is your washer just broke down. no.gif

Posted by: haynes9 18-Dec-2006, 09:08 PM
The good news is that there is a laundromat down the road!

The bad news is that I'm out of quarters!

Hey, Antonio, congratulations on winning the CD!

Posted by: Antonio 18-Dec-2006, 10:17 PM
Good news is you just found a roll of quarters.

Bad news is the laundry mat is now closed.


Thanks, I'm really excited can't wait for it to get here. You know there is only one thing better than Celtic music thats more celtic music. band.gif

Posted by: haynes9 18-Dec-2006, 10:26 PM
The good news is that I have other clothes!

The bad news is that they are all dirty, also!

Posted by: Antonio 18-Dec-2006, 11:53 PM
Good news is, you found some clean clothes.


Bad news is, it's a pair of bermuda shorts and a Hawaiian shirt.


Posted by: haynes9 19-Dec-2006, 01:18 AM
The good news is that only my wife sees me in that awful outfit!

The bad news is that it makes her so sick that she kicks me out into the snow!

Posted by: sisterknight 19-Dec-2006, 12:29 PM
the good news is you got snow



the bad news is your trip is delayed

Posted by: haynes9 20-Dec-2006, 12:08 AM
The good news is that the roads will be clear.

The bad news is that my wife will "put the hammer down" in order to get there on time!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 20-Dec-2006, 06:21 AM
The good news is you won't be late

the bad news is that there is a cop waiting to pull you over for speeding

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 20-Dec-2006, 09:34 AM
the bad news the ticket take all your travle funds


the good news is your out of gas sign is working for you

Posted by: Antonio 20-Dec-2006, 09:50 AM
Good news is there is a gas station right in front of you and their open.

Bad news is they are out of gas. biggrin.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 20-Dec-2006, 05:33 PM
the good news is the tanker truck is in sight

the bad news he only has farm grade diesel

Posted by: Antonio 20-Dec-2006, 07:55 PM
Good news is, there is another gas station just down the road.


Bad news is it's 0815 Sunday and it won't open until 0800 Monday rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 21-Dec-2006, 05:58 AM
the good news is there is a hotel insight

the bad news is there are chalk outlines of what used to be bodies in the parking lot

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 21-Dec-2006, 08:49 AM
the good news its just kids making southwest snowman


the bad is they have spray piant and atre eyeing your car for the sled.

Posted by: Antonio 22-Dec-2006, 12:47 AM
Good news is the security guard chased them off.

Bad news is not before they tagged your car.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 22-Dec-2006, 06:02 AM
the good news is you have insurance

the bad news is your premium is going way up

Posted by: JaneyMae 22-Dec-2006, 11:16 PM
The good news is you got a new job so you can pay the insurance

The bad new is you are now a paid escort

Posted by: Antonio 23-Dec-2006, 12:59 AM
Good news is you get lots of work.


Bad news is it's really boring and a drag.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 24-Dec-2006, 05:02 AM
the good news is that you have had time to thing about the future

the bad news is you know you will never reach your goals

Posted by: Antonio 24-Dec-2006, 10:42 AM
Good news is I am my own master I can reset my goals.

Bad news is can't think of any new goals.

Posted by: marti64 24-Dec-2006, 04:06 PM
Good news is that it is almost a new year, and time for changes!!!

Bad news is, I don't have anyone to change for!!!!!!

Posted by: zeryx 24-Dec-2006, 05:47 PM
The good news is that you DO have someone to change for smile.gif YOU!!!

The bad news is that if you try changing for someone else they never appreciate it sad.gif

Posted by: marti64 24-Dec-2006, 09:04 PM
The good news is that I can make a new start in my new apartment..

The bad news is that I have had to carry all of my stuff up three flights of stairs........

Posted by: Antonio 25-Dec-2006, 12:16 AM
The good news is your done.


Bad news is you'll have to carry it down!! if you ever decide to move again.

(Of course if you have a balcony you can just through it down three flights. I know but it is an option)

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 26-Dec-2006, 08:40 AM
the bad news the gruond is frozen and things will broke as dropped


the good news you are happy where you are and no moving agian for a long time.

Posted by: Antonio 27-Dec-2006, 12:22 AM
Bad news is the apartment building just sold, they are going to turn it into Condo's to stay you have to give a deposit of $2oo,ooo.oo.


Good news is you just found a beautiful 3 bdr 2 bth house, with a pool and sauna near everything you need. For $900.00 a month. cool.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 27-Dec-2006, 07:44 AM
the bad news its in northern yukon


the good news globe warming?

Posted by: Antonio 27-Dec-2006, 11:43 PM
Good news is we will fix global warming before it can cause any permanent damage. (if it's real?)


Bad news is you need to take mushing lessons real soon. biggrin.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 28-Dec-2006, 07:43 AM
the bad news ice age is back

the good news we can watch that crazy squrriel hid nuts.

Posted by: haynes9 29-Dec-2006, 12:07 AM
The bad news is that Scrat doesn't appear enough in Ice Age II.

The good news is that we are now back home in Arizona!

Posted by: zeryx 29-Dec-2006, 05:24 AM
The bad news is that you're all disorganised now after your trip!

The good news is you'll soon be settled again smile.gif

Posted by: haynes9 29-Dec-2006, 07:39 AM
The bad news is that I've been trying to get settled in since May!

the good news is that perhaps 2007 will be the year that I get organized!

Posted by: zeryx 29-Dec-2006, 05:55 PM
The bad news is that you'll be so organised you can't find anything because you're so used to your organised chaos!

The good news is you'll be far more efficient once you are organised smile.gif

Posted by: marti64 29-Dec-2006, 06:53 PM
The good news is that Mark might be organized before me!!

The bad news is that I am not totally moved out of my former living quarters...still need my bureaus, computer desk, and table and chairs!

Posted by: Antonio 29-Dec-2006, 11:58 PM
Good news is you get all your stuff over to your new apartment.


Bad news is nothing looks right in your new apartment, so you have to go by all new stuff. (I don't know is that really bad news hmmmm) biggrin.gif

Posted by: haynes9 30-Dec-2006, 12:11 AM
The good news is that you really like the new digs!

The bad news is that the furniture you brought over is looking a little old, so it's time to go shopping (maybe a good thing for you, but shopping and I don't get along wink.gif !).

Posted by: zeryx 30-Dec-2006, 06:10 PM
The good news is that once you've been shopping you'll have a beautifully furnished home biggrin.gif

The bad news is the bank manager's after you now wink.gif

Posted by: marti64 30-Dec-2006, 06:35 PM
the good news is that if I have to get anything new(which I do, a love seat or a futon) Mom and Dad are paying for it!!!!

the bad news is that i still have no bureaus or desk!!!

Posted by: zeryx 30-Dec-2006, 06:44 PM
The good news is that they'll soon be with you!

The bad news is you're going to wonder where on earth you ever put everything before you moved!

Posted by: Antonio 30-Dec-2006, 11:10 PM
The good news is, you will find a place to stuff everything.

Bad news is you won't know were it is when you need it.

Posted by: zeryx 31-Dec-2006, 01:16 PM
The good news is you'll have a great time re-discovering things

The bad news is you'll never get everything back where you had them previously stowed!

Posted by: haynes9 01-Jan-2007, 10:01 AM
The good news is that my van is repaired and all I have to do is go get it!

The bad news is that it's 600 miles away in Texas! Oh well. "On the road again. . . ." note.gif

Posted by: Antonio 01-Jan-2007, 09:10 PM
Good news is you get to take another trip. ( It's all good when you get to go )


Bad news is you have to come back and go to work.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Jan-2007, 12:06 PM
the good news everyone is glad to see you.


the bad news is they all want your attenance

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 02-Jan-2007, 02:48 PM
the good news is that your okay with that since you haven't seen them in awhile

the bad news is even when you are trying to sleep they are bugging you

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Jan-2007, 04:09 PM
the good news I sleep like a rock


the bad news the trow rock to wake me.

Posted by: sisterknight 03-Jan-2007, 06:40 PM
the good news is it's a nerf rock!!!!!



the bad news is they throw lots of rocks!!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 03-Jan-2007, 07:01 PM
the good news is they are gonna be in some major trouble

the bad news is you might have a severe headache when you wake up

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 05-Jan-2007, 09:30 AM
the good news I have a hard head


the baqd news is i have a soft heart well maybe noy so badd angel_not.gif

Posted by: haynes9 05-Jan-2007, 09:12 PM
The bad news is your soft heart let's them get away with pelting you!

The good news is that some of us meaner folks take up for you and catch the perps!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 06-Jan-2007, 09:04 AM
the bad news they are you

the good news you have a talk withyourselfs.

Posted by: haynes9 06-Jan-2007, 10:07 AM
The bad news is that people think (or confirm) that I'm nuts since I'm talking to myself!

The good news is that I have someone intelligent to talk with! rolleyes.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 06-Jan-2007, 11:11 AM
the bad news is you don't understand what you are saying


the good news you are learning new things

Posted by: haynes9 06-Jan-2007, 01:18 PM
The bad news is that I should have learned them a long time ago!

The good news is that my pipes didn't burst today even though we got down to zero this morning!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 06-Jan-2007, 01:26 PM
the bad news is your already running low on wood for the winter

the good news is that there is a place down the road that sells wood biggrin.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 06-Jan-2007, 04:56 PM
the bad news the truck wont start


the good news they devlier 30 mintues or less or yuor next one is half off.

Posted by: Antonio 06-Jan-2007, 08:17 PM
Bad news is half off means, you only get half a cord for the price of a full cord.



Good news is it may be a short winter.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 07-Jan-2007, 08:19 AM
The bad news is that that short winter is packed with tons of snow

the good news is you will get a few days off of work b/c you can't get there

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 07-Jan-2007, 10:35 AM
the bad news the kids are home too!

the good news you just got a new molpoy game for chirstmas.

Posted by: Antonio 07-Jan-2007, 07:47 PM
Bad news is everyone else wants to play aggravation.




Good news is you have a key to the closet where you keep all the games. rolleyes.gif

Posted by: zeryx 08-Jan-2007, 03:33 AM
The bad news is the batterys in your new electronic banking Monopoly go flat because you've played it so much!!

The good news is it's a relief to find another game to play biggrin.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 08-Jan-2007, 07:02 AM
the bad news is that it is one that will take even more time than monopoly

The good news is you receive a visitor and can't play

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 08-Jan-2007, 08:41 AM
the bad news it's your pastor and you were playing strip porker

the good news you were winning

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 09-Jan-2007, 07:06 AM
The bad news is it is with people you don't want to see naked wink.gif

the good news is that you don't look as bad as some of them

Posted by: haynes9 09-Jan-2007, 09:24 PM
The bad news is that everyone in the game was over 90, so the comparison is not good!

The good news is that the temperature has warmed up this week!

Posted by: marti64 09-Jan-2007, 09:46 PM
the bad news is that the temperature is dipping again...

the good news is it is not snowing......yet!!!!

Posted by: Antonio 09-Jan-2007, 10:26 PM
Bad news is it snow's tonight.


Good news is it only snows 10 inches. biggrin.gif

Posted by: haynes9 09-Jan-2007, 10:57 PM
The bad news is that this is just the beginning!

The goos news is that it has to end sometime!

Posted by: morgana_l_f 10-Jan-2007, 10:29 AM
The bad news is sometime is a week away.

The good news is you weren't quite ready to start running.

Posted by: zeryx 10-Jan-2007, 04:22 PM
The bad news is you fell and grazed your knee

The good news is you are tended by a very nice medic wink.gif

Posted by: haynes9 10-Jan-2007, 10:20 PM
The bad news is that he decides to amputate!

The good news is that it is the leg you use the least!

Posted by: zeryx 11-Jan-2007, 01:17 AM
The bad news is you are still pretty attached to it!

The good news is you become a para-olympic world class athlete!

Posted by: haynes9 11-Jan-2007, 07:52 AM
The bad news is I'm not a very good athlete with both legs!

The good news is that my wife didn't marry me for my athletic ability!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 11-Jan-2007, 06:07 PM
the bad news is that athletic ability keeps you in shape

the good news is that they are introducing a magical pill that will shed off the pounds

Posted by: Antonio 11-Jan-2007, 10:45 PM
Bad news is it's as big as a golf ball.


Good news is you only have to take one

Posted by: precious_blessin 11-Jan-2007, 11:14 PM
The bad news is they just bought the house across the street & they close this Friday, And now want to have you host their Welcome To The Neighborhood Party at your house next Saturday, When you were planning that vacation to Hawaii!!!




The good news is the youngest is moving out on his own & you are soooo excited that you finally get to renovate his room into a much needed office!!!

Posted by: precious_blessin 11-Jan-2007, 11:17 PM
LOL, The Good News is I am admitting I made a mistake!!!


The Bad News is that I am a NEWBIE!!!!!! Sorry!!! LOL

Posted by: precious_blessin 11-Jan-2007, 11:22 PM
This is to Post:

Good news is you only have to take one;

The Bad News is that it is not be taken Orally!!!

The Good News Is That Your Still Smiling!!!

Posted by: haynes9 12-Jan-2007, 12:29 AM
Welcome to the game forum, PB! Glad to have you!

The bad news is that the snow is going to be heavy this weekend.

The good news is that you may not have to work for days!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 12-Jan-2007, 06:49 AM
the bad news is it is going to hurt the paycheck

the good news is you can finally get some of the things done around the house that need fixed

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jan-2007, 11:02 AM
the bad news you di it in six inches of new snowand 0 temp.


the good news is well i wish In had some for you soory sad.gif

Posted by: marti64 12-Jan-2007, 06:06 PM
The good news is that I have my brakes fixed on my car

The bad news is that i might have to test them in the snow soon!!

Posted by: haynes9 12-Jan-2007, 09:39 PM
The good news is that your brakes work perfectly!

The bad news is that you are sliding now about 100 feet on ice!

Posted by: Antonio 13-Jan-2007, 12:24 AM
Good news is there is a nice soft snow bank in front of you.



Bad news is the boulder thats buried in it. ouch!! wink.gif wink.gif



Posted by: Lady of the Loch 13-Jan-2007, 08:08 AM
the good news is that you miraculously miss the boulder and your almost home

the bad news is you took out a fence in the neighbors yard

Posted by: Antonio 13-Jan-2007, 01:46 PM
Good news is you did not like that fence anyway, so now you can build the way you want.



Bad news is your neighbor dose not!!! like the fence you built. rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 14-Jan-2007, 08:04 AM
the good news is your neighbor decides to not put up a fence at all

the bad news is you have to view his yard, that he never keeps mowed

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 14-Jan-2007, 09:46 AM
the good news snow is covering it

the bad news it will melt and help it grow even longer.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 14-Jan-2007, 01:14 PM
the good news is you can put up a fence in your yard to block the view

the bad news is you have to have a survey done first to determine where exactly your yard starts

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 14-Jan-2007, 01:49 PM
the good news is the city is redoing all bountryline in townso it cost you noting.

the bad news the new stret goes through your bath room.

Posted by: haynes9 14-Jan-2007, 03:20 PM
The good news is the city offers you a good price for your house.

The bad news is that you have to move!

Posted by: Antonio 14-Jan-2007, 04:43 PM
Good news is the money the city paid you, buys a new home thats just what you wanted and you still have money left over.



Bad news is you have to leave your neighbors.

Posted by: haynes9 14-Jan-2007, 10:27 PM
The good news is that you get new neighbors!

The bad news is that their names are Bubba, Darrell and his other brother Darrell, Zeke, etc. . .

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 16-Jan-2007, 07:11 AM
the good news is that they are only there through the winter months,

the bad news is that you have to hear them revving up their vehicles early every morning

Posted by: haynes9 17-Jan-2007, 05:41 AM
The good news is that they drive away, never to return!

The bad news is that their backwoods wild eyed cousins move in to replace them.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 17-Jan-2007, 12:42 PM
the good news they are protected of you

the bad news is they are peeping toms

Posted by: marti64 17-Jan-2007, 08:28 PM
The good news is that their window doesn't look into your bathroom!!!

the bad news is that it looks into your bedroom!!!!

Posted by: Antonio 18-Jan-2007, 12:18 AM
good news is you have good thick curtins, on your window and keep them closed.



bad news is you can't see the mountains covered with snow.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 18-Jan-2007, 06:54 AM
the good news is that you can take a picture of it to keep at your house

the bad news is you took the picture, but it didn't come out right

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 18-Jan-2007, 03:16 PM
the good news it can be touched up

the bad news is the wild eyed cousins are doing the touching

Posted by: Antonio 18-Jan-2007, 10:47 PM
good news is you have a big bat.


bad news is they have a chain saw.

Posted by: haynes9 19-Jan-2007, 08:48 AM
The good news is you can jump in your car and get out of there!

The bad news is that you're out of gas!

Posted by: Antonio 21-Jan-2007, 12:52 AM
Good news is I always keep a five gallon can or two of gas on the jeep.



Bad news is the cousins are in it.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 21-Jan-2007, 11:40 AM
the good news is that you now how to hotwire their car

the bad news is it is filled with nasty moldy fast food



Posted by: Antonio 21-Jan-2007, 12:48 PM
Good news is their more interested in the moldy food than in you! so you get away.



Bad news is one of them is still in the jeep asleep.

Posted by: marti64 21-Jan-2007, 01:04 PM
The good news is that he wakes up when you start the engine!!

the bad news is that the door handle is broken and he can't get out!!!

Posted by: zeryx 21-Jan-2007, 05:29 PM
The good news is the fright he gets from experiencing your driving reforms him totally wink.gif

The bad news is he wants you to vet potential girlfriends because he trusts your judgement!

Posted by: Antonio 21-Jan-2007, 08:47 PM
good news is he would be happy with anyone who would have him.


bad news is nobody wants him.

Posted by: haynes9 21-Jan-2007, 09:32 PM
The good news is he learns to stand alone.

The bad news is has HAS to stand alone!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 22-Jan-2007, 06:54 AM
the good news is he goes on a reality show to meet that special someone

the bad news is that there are 20 others competing for the same thing

Posted by: haynes9 22-Jan-2007, 09:01 AM
The good news is he makes the final three for that someone special!

The bad news is that the someone special's name is Big Bertha!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 23-Jan-2007, 06:54 AM
the good news is he can take her home to momma cause he knows she will like her

the bad news is if he takes her home, his brothers will laugh at him

Posted by: haynes9 23-Jan-2007, 08:41 AM
The good news is that all his brothers have wives bigger than Bertha!

The bad news is that all the ladies are approached by Vince McMahon about wrestling careers!

Posted by: Antonio 23-Jan-2007, 11:10 PM
Good news is the brothers travel with the wrestling wives.


Bad news is they'll be baaaack.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 24-Jan-2007, 08:27 AM
the good news it you will be gone by then

the bad news is you need to find somewhere to go

Posted by: haynes9 24-Jan-2007, 10:04 AM
The good news is you take off to the Smoky Mountains!

The bad news is that the motels are all booked up.

Posted by: Antonio 25-Jan-2007, 01:17 AM
Good news is I prefer a tent and sleeping bag.


Bad news is no room service.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 25-Jan-2007, 07:07 AM
the good news is you know how to cook on an open fire

the bad news is you need to go to the store and get supplies

Posted by: haynes9 25-Jan-2007, 10:49 PM
The good news is the store has all the supplies you need!

The bad news is that you do not have all the money you need!

Posted by: Antonio 26-Jan-2007, 12:44 AM
Good news is there's always plastic!!.


bad news is it always costs more that way

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 26-Jan-2007, 07:03 AM
the good news is that you are getting your tax check to pay those extra costs

the bad news is that your looking to save it for vacation

Posted by: haynes9 26-Jan-2007, 07:47 AM
The good news is that you get more back from your taxes than you expected.

The bad new is that the IRS sends you a letter inviting to come over for a visit!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 26-Jan-2007, 09:03 PM
the good news is that you had your taxes done and you took the offer for audit protection

the bad news is that the place you went to went out of business

Posted by: Antonio 27-Jan-2007, 12:51 AM
good news is you go for your audit, and the IRS owes you even more money.


bad news is, some how they will get it back next year plus some.

Posted by: zeryx 27-Jan-2007, 03:26 AM
The good news is that for them to be claiming it means you must have made a fair amount smile.gif

The bad news is you find yourself working more than the average number of hours.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 27-Jan-2007, 07:06 AM
the good news is it keeps you busy, so time flys at work

the bad news is you miss your family dearly and see them mostly on the weekends

Posted by: haynes9 28-Jan-2007, 01:38 AM
The good news is that you adjust your hours so you can spend more time with the fam!

The bad news is that their hours make it hard for them to ever be home.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 28-Jan-2007, 11:48 AM
the good news is you get a little quiet time

the bad news is you become easily bored

Posted by: haynes9 28-Jan-2007, 10:12 PM
The good news is that you could use a little boredom right now!

The bad news is that now everyone comes home and your privacy is out the window!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 30-Jan-2007, 06:39 AM
the good news is you find it delightful to be surrounded by so many loved ones

the bad news is that you feel a little overwhelmed

Posted by: Antonio 31-Jan-2007, 12:36 AM
good news is that overwhelmed feeling goes away real fast.


bad news is, now it's time to go back to work.

Posted by: sisterknight 31-Jan-2007, 09:54 AM
the good news is work finishes in 10 minutes!!!


the bad news is now your faced with the traffic sad.gif

Posted by: Antonio 01-Feb-2007, 01:21 AM
good news is you know a way to get around all the traffic.


bad news is everyone else, figured out how to get around it now it takes longer.

Posted by: pflanary 01-Feb-2007, 02:34 PM
The good news is you have more time to listen to your Celtic music CDs.

The bad news is your brother borrowed them all.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 01-Feb-2007, 06:44 PM
the good news you can get them back

the bad news is he scratched them all up

Posted by: Antonio 01-Feb-2007, 11:17 PM
the good news is that you made copies of them.


the bad news is your sister has them.

Posted by: haynes9 02-Feb-2007, 01:07 AM
The good news is that she will give them back to you.

The bad news is that your Cd player is out.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 02-Feb-2007, 06:21 AM
the good news it that you are looking for a new one to buy

the bad news is that they are expensive

Posted by: haynes9 02-Feb-2007, 08:07 AM
The good news is you find them on sale at Wal-mart.

The bad news is that the line stretches for ten blocks!

Posted by: pflanary 02-Feb-2007, 08:41 AM
The good news is that you meet someone interesting while standing in line and ask him/her out.

The bad news is that he or she is engaged.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 03-Feb-2007, 06:58 AM
the good news is that he has a twin brother who is single

the bad news is he lives across the country

Posted by: Antonio 03-Feb-2007, 11:14 PM
Good news is plain tickets are really cheap right now.



Bad news is you get snowed in at the airport.

Posted by: haynes9 04-Feb-2007, 02:01 AM
The good news is that the airline gives you a free motel room.

The bad news is you have to share it with those wild eyes country boys that have been looking for you!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 04-Feb-2007, 05:15 PM
The good news is that you switch rooms with someone who wants to switch

the bad news you are now stuck with a bunch of traveling circus people

Posted by: Antonio 05-Feb-2007, 01:46 AM
good news is they don't have any "lions or tigers or bears oh my" with them.



bad news is they do have a gorilla with them.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 05-Feb-2007, 07:05 AM
the good news is he seems to like you

the bad news is you want to get away from it

Posted by: haynes9 05-Feb-2007, 08:48 AM
The good news is that you switch rooms again.

The bad news is that you are now having to sleep in the lobby.

Posted by: pflanary 05-Feb-2007, 01:13 PM
The good news is that the chairs are really comfortable

The bad news is that a noisy group of people are partying in the restaurant off the lobby all night

Posted by: Antonio 06-Feb-2007, 12:55 AM
good news is they invite you over, and you meet some really nice people.



bad news is now you don't get any sleep at all.

Posted by: zeryx 06-Feb-2007, 12:59 AM
The good news is you have the next day to lie in bed all day to recover biggrin.gif

The bad news is that while you lounge in bed visitors arrive!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 06-Feb-2007, 07:43 AM
the good news is that it is your boss bringing you a hefty bonus check

the bad news is he sees you in your jammies

Posted by: haynes9 06-Feb-2007, 11:45 PM
The good news is that they are very nice jammies!

The bad news is that they are for members of the opposite sex! How did you end up with those things on, anyway? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Antonio 07-Feb-2007, 12:42 AM
Good news is the boss thinks it's funny.

Bad news is he or she, tells you to wear them to the office costume party.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 07-Feb-2007, 09:05 AM
the good news is you will be out of town for the party

the bad news is your boss just snapped a picture of you in them

Posted by: haynes9 07-Feb-2007, 04:51 PM
The good news is that people can't tell that it's you.

The bad news is that your boss has put your name on the caption of the picture that he posted on the Internet.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 08-Feb-2007, 07:24 AM
the good news is you are now famous

the bad news is because people are laughing at you

Posted by: Antonio 08-Feb-2007, 03:36 PM
Good news! is you don't care if they laugh.

Bad news is! people keep stopping at your office or work place to see you live.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 09-Feb-2007, 07:05 AM
the good news is your boss is happy cause it is promoting the business

the bad news is you can't get any work done

Posted by: haynes9 10-Feb-2007, 01:17 AM
The good news is you get paid anyway.

The bad news is that you have absolutely no privacy.

Posted by: Antonio 10-Feb-2007, 01:39 AM
good news is the novelty will wear off soon and everything will be back to normal.

bad news is your boss will think of something else for you to do to bring customers in.

Posted by: haynes9 10-Feb-2007, 02:15 AM
The good news is you apply for and get a transfer!

The bad news is your boss gives you a plane ticket to Siberia.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 10-Feb-2007, 10:54 AM
the good news is spring is coming to siberia.


the bad news is it's still -20 in the spring

Posted by: haynes9 10-Feb-2007, 12:05 PM
The good news is that your flight is diverted to sunny Havana, Cuba.

The bad news is that you've been hijacked.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 10-Feb-2007, 02:51 PM
the good news you land in florida instead

the bad news they think you are the hijacker

Posted by: haynes9 11-Feb-2007, 12:45 AM
The good news is that they get it all straightened out and let you go.

The bad news is that they subjected you to a strip search eek.gif

Posted by: Antonio 11-Feb-2007, 01:18 AM
good news is it was over fast.

Bad news is someone took your shoes.

Posted by: haynes9 11-Feb-2007, 08:15 AM
The good news is that the shoes were old anyway.

The bad news is that you have holes in your socks.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 11-Feb-2007, 09:38 AM
the good news is that you brought a pair of flip flops with you for the trip

the bad news it is freezing outside and your toes get frostbite

Posted by: haynes9 11-Feb-2007, 02:22 PM
Th good news is that someone volunteers to massage your feet and keep them warm and circulating.

The bad news is her name is Helga and she's one biiiiigggggg woman!

Posted by: marti64 11-Feb-2007, 05:59 PM
The good news is that she knows what she is doing......

The bad news is that she squishes your censored.gif censored.gif!!!!

Posted by: Antonio 12-Feb-2007, 12:48 AM
Good news is you got away from Helga.

The bad news is she has your address.

Posted by: haynes9 12-Feb-2007, 09:37 AM
The good news is that you plan to move.

The bad news is that Helga owns the moving company you contracted!

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 12-Feb-2007, 07:58 PM
The good news is that you were released from the contract due to the company going bankrupt!

the bad news is now you have to find friends who have trucks so you can move

Posted by: Antonio 13-Feb-2007, 01:31 AM
good news is you have lots of friends with pickups.

bad news is they have to work so you have to load them all by your self.

Posted by: haynes9 14-Feb-2007, 12:30 AM
The good news is that you get the trucks loaded.

The bad news is that there's no one to drive them.

Posted by: Lady of the Loch 15-Feb-2007, 08:54 AM
the good news is that you can hire a few nieghbors to help

the bad news is you don't trust them that much

Posted by: Antonio 17-Feb-2007, 10:36 AM
good news is all your friends took of work so they could help you after all.

bad news is your driving passed IHOP and all ten of them are starving.

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