Really Bad Advice

You seem to have a lot of mechanicals problems haynes9 what I suggest is buy a horse...hay is not that expensive and you can use the in the garden its organics after all...

I must repaint the bedroom and just can't decide on the color.Any ideas anyone?

That groovy look from the 70's is bound to make a comeback sooner or later!Get a jump and be on the cutting edge of interior design!

I'm taking my 11 year old daughter on a date. Any ideas as to where I should take her?

How about one of those Rave Partys I'm sure you'll have a great time

I'm really overweight and just don't know what to do anymore
What shoud I do?

ooo that's a sticky question and i don't want to insult you,mmmmmmmm you could always sew yer lips shut so only a small straw could fit through...or wire yer jaws shut....or stop eating.....or only eat things that are purple....




i'm having problems sleeping at night, any suggestions??

Oh that’s an easy one. (like anything is easy) Get a night job, and let the family fend for themselves all day, while you sleep.

My 21 year old daughter is going to drive across the country with a friend, and frankly I’m frantic about it. I usually would ask for prays, but, unless someone has a better idea?

(hers your chance haynes9)

If my memory serves me well (and it does) someone had suggested that I should go with my daughter, when she and her friend drive across the country. Now I wonder what happened to that Really Bad Advise, because it’s not here anymore. (You know its funny how many of my posts, seem to end the stream)

It makes me feel like most of you think that I’m a hopeless cause, and would probably crucify me, given the chance. Well that’s ok, because my honesty, and my initials alone, makes me feel closer to the fantasy of god, then the rest of you. No matter how much you pray.

Now you all can have a great day, because I’m out of here.
JC

PS: Oh yes, don’t take it personally.

hoy boyo....yer never alone!!!

Problems sleeping at night? Take one bottle of Irish Mist and call me at noon.

My daughter wants her ex-con boy friend to move in with us (she lives with us now). What should I tell her?

oh my goodness aren't you the lucky one?!!!well make the boy feel at home....put bars on the windows, hide his clothers and make him wear bright orange, serve oatmeal slop for all meals and scream lights out at 7pm!!!!!!


my hubby says i read too much, any suggestions on how to make him stop saying that??

Hey John, relax! You know I love ya! Let's see, we agree on . . . virtually . . . nothing! But I always enjoy the conversations with you! And I wouldn't crucify you, given the chance. However, I might tie you up and force you to listen to a bunch of old tapes of my preaching! Actually, that would be cruel and unusual punishment ! And I don't take your posts personally. Have a good one today!

Hey Sis, here's some really great advice! Just stop reading, but get the Rontel package of "One Hit Wonders of the 70's." Play it full blast and tell your hubby you've given up on reading. Guarantee he'll have you to Barnes and Noble in no time !

You're good man...to remember that and yes I'm the culprit here who gave you that really bad advice and I flushed it by accident and did not bother to write it back.
I'm sorry, so again why don't you go with them and be a bugger.Daughters just love it when there is a chaperone with them like dear papa


What do you tell an offended friend who thinks himself a hopeless cause?

Tell him/her she's not hopeless! Tell about all the folks that are bigger losers! Like . . well, there's . . . ummmm . . . well, there could be . . . Never mind!

Son #3 is coming home for Labor Day. How can we make it special!

make his favorite dinner, rent his favorite movie and spend quality time with him. After that, give him the bill for making dinner and renting the movie

I need to organize my books because they are all over the place, any suggestions on how to do that?

You sell the books so you can buy new ones only to find out later that one
you sold is a first edition and very valuable.

I need to clean my closet and don't know just how to start, it is a large walkin.

Close your eyes, grab an armful of stuff, and started heaving it in the trash bin. Hey, you probably don't need most of that stuff anyway!

My wife's car broke down AGAIN last night! Where should I take it to get repaired?