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Posted: 14-Sep-2006, 06:42 AM
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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Posted: 14-Sep-2006, 07:54 AM
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  Posted: 23-Sep-2006, 04:25 AM
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...or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why does Hawaii have an Interstate highway? Someone planning on driving to Oregon?

Thanks for sharing these thoughts....that will probably keep me awake all night. rolleyes.gif


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Posted: 23-Sep-2006, 05:13 AM
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QUOTE (Lady of the Loch @ 14-Sep-2006, 08:42 AM)
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.


Reminds me that years ago when an expansion American League baseball team started playing in Los Angelos, the comment was made that all pedestrians there were either Dodgers or Angels.


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Posted: 24-Sep-2006, 12:03 AM
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Posted: 29-Sep-2006, 10:36 AM
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QUOTE (Lady of the Loch @ 14-Sep-2006, 07:42 AM)


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


Would that make them "testicles"???

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Posted: 29-Sep-2006, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE (j Padraig moore @ 29-Sep-2006, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE (Lady of the Loch @ 14-Sep-2006, 07:42 AM)


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


Would that make them "testicles"???

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Posted: 30-Sep-2006, 04:03 PM
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Posted: 18-Oct-2006, 12:53 AM
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