Ah'm naw oan line fur a week an people ur talkin aboot ma bonnie, (not boney), legs. Ah'll huv the pair a ye know that a huv a fine per a legs. Wance a tak the message aff them that is.
An they're no peely-wally, we get ra sun oer here in the summer an ma wee legs get a fair bit o tan ye ken. Ah wid compare ma legs tae that o a bronze god.
Noo kin the two o you say the same fur yersels
Legs like a bronzed god.....? AWAY YE GO.... We aw ken fine that Canada hus ice n snaw fur 9 months o the year..... AYE, ony colour is snaw burn, no sunburn....
Nuhhin wrang wi mah pins, either..... Hoalidays in Greece, Italy, Spain ur Portugal toaps up mah tan, nae tother abaw....
Mind, ah um red herrit wi porcelain white skin, so ah go bright red afore ah tan..... OUCH
Maybe Joe goes to the tanning beds and gets his tan.
maggiemahone1
TANNING BEDS
Didnae furget hen, ah'm Scots born an bred. Ah widnae pay tae get a tan, how could ye hink such a thing. Wis it no me an ma brurrer that invented copper wire fightin oer a penny.
I do believe we have one Scotsman here with a good sense of humour. My own hubby's legs be as white as the driven snow! But that's ok because mine are too. But look out come summer, there's nothing no better than sitting out on the deck with my sunglasses on suntan oil and a good book to read. What a way to RELAX! You ought to try it sometime Catriona, you might just like it!
Hey don't knock your non tanned skin. It is the best you can get. Better to be white, than to get blisters, trying for the myth, of a California Tan. Then you're just red and sore, all summer. I'll have to hold my judgment, on your bonnie knees being cute, I guess you could come to the pub, and join Paul and Dave dancing on the tables.
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