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| Posted by: peckery 13-Jul-2004, 09:33 PM |
| Here is the deal. You can do ANYTHING you want. and there would be no consequences other than people know that you did "it." You are OJ after his criminal trial, basically. You can also list what you would do if NO ONE knew. |
| Posted by: Kassia 13-Jul-2004, 09:42 PM |
| can I have super powers too?? |
| Posted by: peckery 13-Jul-2004, 10:20 PM | ||
If it helps you get on with your day, yes, you can have super powers, but be nice. |
| Posted by: Elspeth 14-Jul-2004, 10:06 AM |
I know EXACTLY what I would do, in great detail, but I'm not telling you.   |
| Posted by: oldraven 14-Jul-2004, 10:18 AM |
I'd go on a thieving spree and steal every exotic car in the city, drive it like a madman until I got sick of it, then move on to the next. Oh, and while I'm on that spree, I'd pick up the parts to build my TC motor.  |
| Posted by: VetteGal 14-Jul-2004, 10:38 AM | ||
Oldraven, Now would TC stand for Thunder Chicken? I had a 1966 Town Coupe, and that is one car I still miss. |
| Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 14-Jul-2004, 11:01 AM |
 If you're absolutely sure that there will be no consequences, I might consider talking back to my wife.  |
| Posted by: Elspeth 14-Jul-2004, 11:04 AM | ||
WOW, you do desire to live on the edge, don't you?  |
| Posted by: Shamalama 14-Jul-2004, 11:33 AM |
I would like to re-model my ex-wife's bathroom. The first thing would be to soak her supper with a strong laxative. Then, soon after, she runs to the lavatory. - If she sits a giant bear trap springs into action. - If that fails, the toilet paper has been coated in toxic waste. - As she reaches for the toilet paper an angry rattlesnake strikes. - If those fail, as she flushes the toilet an anvil drops on her head ... - and a hand grenade hidden in the tank explodes ... - and an assault rifle, filled with explosive hollow-point shells, opens fire. - If all these fail, then as she reaches for the towel she activates the GPS transmitter attached to the towel holder, telling the 101st Tactical Air Wing where to drop the nukes. . . . Not that I'm bitter, mind you. |
| Posted by: oldraven 14-Jul-2004, 11:42 AM | ||
That would be Thunder Chicken. No, actually Turbo Coupe, but it is a Thunderbird.  |
| Posted by: urian 14-Jul-2004, 11:48 AM | ||
LMAO!!! simple,for me, I'd find the man who killed my brother and do what the police werent able to do...justice |
| Posted by: birddog20002001 14-Jul-2004, 11:50 AM | ||
Whoa there Rube Goldberg, relax you'll live a little longer. I on the other hand would like a rubber hose and enough time to beat some sense into Bush, Cheney, the entire cabinet and ALL of Congress (except Dr. No, Ron Paul R-TX) until I could get them off of their laurels and get some GOOD WORKS done for our country. |
| Posted by: peckery 14-Jul-2004, 04:09 PM | ||
I'm glad you guys have worked out your feelings. Oh wait. That right. Ex wives don't have feelings. They have attorneys. |
| Posted by: MDF3530 14-Jul-2004, 05:53 PM |
Since we're just sitting at the bs table, here's a plan my friends and I laid out one night. Mind you, there was a fair quantity of  involved. Our plan: to invade the state of Maine. My friend Nathan would be driving his mom's minivan with a sunroof. I'd be standing up through the sunroof manning the sixty caliber gun. My brother-in-law Joel and his brother Mark would be throwing the grenades, and our friends Tom & Nick would be manning the RPG. |
| Posted by: Annabelle 14-Jul-2004, 06:19 PM |
| And some husbands have issues, I think this is a very good example of some serious baggage! Dr Peckery! Patient over here for you!!!!! |
| Posted by: birddog20002001 14-Jul-2004, 06:26 PM | ||
Doesn't sound like a bad idea I was there last month most of the year the weather is nice and most of their defences point to the North, they wouldn't expect anything from the South or West, if you need some one to man a BB gun (those things really sting, get shot once and you will go out of their way just to make sure it doesn't happen again, plus it can put an eye out those things are NOT toys) just give me a call. |
| Posted by: maisky 14-Jul-2004, 06:37 PM |
| I would suggest that my friend Peckery has lost it, but it is FAR too late for that! |
| Posted by: SCShamrock 15-Jul-2004, 04:55 AM |
| Since the only consequence would be everyone knowing it was me, that definitely excludes some of my more sinister desires. That said, I guess I would like to spend a day as a woman, in particular, Anika Sorenstam. Not only would I get to know what it's like being a woman, and a cutie too, but I'd also know what it feels like to hit a golf ball straight. Oh if only! If I did something no one would ever find out about, I suppose I would have Bill Gates lobotomized and put in some obscure mental hospitol, and at the same time have myself surgically altered to look exactly like him. Then I would stand in for him and blow all his money on impulse purchases such as boats, homes, land (maybe something in the way of Cuba or St. Thomas). I would buy the New York Times and turn it's editing over to the Fox News Channel and then pay off all the supreme court justices to find personal income tax to be unconstitutional. I would have Reagan, Gahndi, and Jerry Garcia added to Mount Rushmore. I would also buy a new law that here in America, every time the Federal Government has a day off with pay, so does the rest of the work force; double time if you do work, triple time for nights and weekends. The End. |
| Posted by: peckery 15-Jul-2004, 07:27 AM | ||
Monkey Monkey |
| Posted by: gaberlunzie 16-Jul-2004, 05:01 AM | ||
Shamalama, do you already own a patent of the bathroom - model or may I possibly use it for personal plans?  |
| Posted by: Shamalama 16-Jul-2004, 07:39 AM | ||
Yes, it's patented, but I offer it free to others as a Public Service. Use it well, dear Sister Gaberlunzie. |
| Posted by: gaberlunzie 16-Jul-2004, 10:10 AM |
 Oh thank you, dear Brother Shamalama....I will, for sure, I will!  |
| Posted by: Kassia 18-Jul-2004, 10:31 PM |
| Hey, Peck, what would YOU do???? |
| Posted by: Mayte2 27-Jul-2004, 01:03 PM |
| Hmm ... what would I do? Start off by arranging someone's demise (I don`t think I could do it myself) .. then I'd hack someones pc to bits, while I made the owner beg for forgiveness for all the bad things he's done .. Then me and Prince would steal away for a night of unbridled passion in a silken tent filled with cushions and blindfolds. Then back home to spend the rest of my life in harmony with my partner. /me sings ...."oh its such a perfect day" Mayte |