Has The Court Jester Been Executed?, Where's Maisky?

Bwaaa Haaaa Haaaa. I have my enemies confused!!!! They have no idea where I am. Who knows? The Shadow knows! I will appear for the party.

Yes maisky is going to come to the party! This is something to celebrate!! Haven't seen you in quite sometime..

Slainte

yes, do join us, please, Maisky...we have a keg or two just for you!!

Lil

Hallo! I'm finally back!

Can I come to a party too?

Yay! Indeed you haven't abandoned us

I think Maisky is missing again...........his last post was on March 18th .........at least on this topic.


Lil

Maisky oh Maisky where are you?? You are missed!!!
Don't know what to tell you Lil. Wish he would show up...

Slainte Mhor

Sigh.....The joy of being missed by beautiful ladies. I LOVE it!!!!
I'm alive and very busy. I miss my friends here. I hope to have more time to flirt....errrr......socialize in the future.

Why look folks there he is-
I hope you have more time to Maisky. I think we all have gotten busy and am glad your alive!!!!!

Slainte Mhor

See he only comes around when you ladies tickle his fanny... oops fancy!

You are right we all are to busy... ain't it a shame!!!!!

It sure is, Shadows. sometimes there's just way too much going on!

Lil

Sometimes he shows up to tell a joke:

>Subject: Two Cows
>
> Lesson In Political Science
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>DEMOCRATIC
>You have two cows.
>Your neighbor has none.
>You feel guilty for being successful.
>Barbara Streisand sings for you.
>
>REPUBLICANISM
>You have two cows.
>Your neighbor has none.
>So?
>
>SOCIALIST
>You have two cows.
>The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
>You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
>
>COMMUNIST
>You have two cows.
>The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
>You wait in line for hours to get it.
>It is expensive and sour.
>
>CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
>You have two cows.
>You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
>
>BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
>You have two cows.
>Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk
>the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
>
>AMERICAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
>You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are
>surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the
>analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
>Your stock goes up.
>
>FRENCH CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You go on strike because you want three cows.
>You go to lunch and drink wine.
>Life is good.
>
>JAPANESE CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
>produce twenty times the milk.
>They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
>Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
>
>GERMAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give
>excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
>Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
>
>ITALIAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
>While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
>You break for lunch.
>Life is good.
>
>RUSSIAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You have some vodka.
>You count them and learn you have five cows.
>You have some more vodka.
>You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
>
>TALIBAN CORPORATION
>You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
>You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private
>parts.
>You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives
>to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
>
>IRAQI CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>They go into hiding.
>They send radio tapes of their mooing.
>
>POLISH CORPORATION
>You have two bulls.
>Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
>
>BELGIAN CORPORATION
>You have one cow.
>The cow is schizophrenic.
>Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
>The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
>The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
>The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
>The cow dies happy.
>
>FLORIDA CORPORATION
>You have a black cow and a brown cow.
>Everyone votes for the best looking one.
>Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally
>vote for the black one.
>Some people vote for both.
>Some people vote for neither.
>Some people can't figure o ut how to vote at all.
>Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think
>is the best-looking cow.
>
>CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
>You have millions of cows.
>They make real California cheese.
>Only five speak English.
>Most are illegals.
>Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
>

Hey Maisky! Good to see ya. HOw is life treating you? I have seen that joke before, btw. It is pretty funny and true!

Maisky, sure is good to see that avatar! Like the joke too!! Don't be such a stranger huh?

Slainte

I am doing well, thank you, dear ladies. I have been busy with many pursuits, including a new addiction: Runescape. If you ever venture that way, look for lechere or sabrelechere.