Last night at elevendy o'clock, Sockabelle, Peckery's mail order bride, gave birth to three red bootys. They are 100% wool, shrink resistant, and resting comfortably. The mother is in shock and for the fathers safety, all sharp objects have been removed from the area. This reporter asked Peckery, "HEY, aren't you cotton?" Peckery replied, "Huh?" and the subject was dropped.
After a restful night I am here to tell you the truth! Finally the truth!
Darling how come you won't tell these nice people about the third of our socken's? It's triplets, not twins.
He's a little embarassed cause the third is a beautiful little angel just like her mother, that has bright red hair like me but is 6'5" tall and looks like Monkey boy!
Now I know you are wondering? Go ahead you can ask, we are all friends here! Yes, her knuckels drag the ground just like her father. He'll tell you sock monkey's don't have arms but believe me he does. You should see how fast he swings in the jungle! From Tree to Tree! Faster than a locomotive. Able to jump treehouses in a single bound.
Send all diapers to: Monkeyshack C/O Bananatree Cr Basamba Jungle
He's a little embarassed cause the third is a beautiful little angel just like her mother, that has bright red hair like me but is 6'5" tall and looks like Monkey boy!
6'5" tall. Wow, wasn't that tough on delivery.
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May your days be filled with Merriment and May you walk in Balance with Creator.
*and the sockopera continues with, "As the Sock Turns" *
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JaneyMae
Tangle Goblinwitch: She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking
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Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!