How To Call The Police -------------------------------- A man was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in his workshop, which she could see from the bedroom window.
The man opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in his shop stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
The man said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shop. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, three police cars, an Armed Response unit and an ambulance showed up at the man's residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to the man: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
The man said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story)
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MacEAKA Steve EwingI know that my Redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand upon the earth. Job 19:25 "Non sibi sed patriae!" Reviresco (I grow strong again) Clan MacEwen motto Audaciter (Audacity) My Ewing Family Motto (descendants of Baron William Ewing of Glasgow, born about 1630) "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln "Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." from "Epitoma Rei Militaris," by Vegetius
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