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> New Hurricane Season Theory, Could this be the Soap Opera Theory?
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Posted: 06-Oct-2004, 07:40 PM
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About as good as any explanation I have heard so far?

Rumor has it that Frances was married to Ivan but was having an affair with Charley. Charley used her and left, and she went looking for him--mad. Charley swept through Florida quickly while Frances (a woman scorned) followed close behind taking her time looking everywhere for him.

Ivan (vacationing in the Caribbean) finally got wind of what happened and is now looking for his wife and Charley. Ivan has vengeance in his heart and has the whole gulf coast running for the hills.

It is also rumored that Ivan was actually in the Caribbean with Jeanne and she is now "hot for him." Which is surprising because she just broke her engagement with Karl who is out looking for both Ivan and Jeanne. Karl's little sister, Lisa, is trying to keep him out of trouble. Matthew is Lisa's boyfriend who follows her anywhere.


And the rest of this story is....


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Posted: 07-Oct-2004, 09:25 AM
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A basic explanation of Chaos Theory is that one incident can unknowingly cause a larger incident somewhere else. The example commonly given is that a butterfly flapping its wings in Beijing could cause the wind to blow in New York.

If this is the case, I may have inadvertently been the cause of Hurricane Charlie when I farted outside while playing Ultimate Frisbee one Sunday in early September.

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Posted: 07-Oct-2004, 09:28 AM
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QUOTE (deckers @ 07-Oct-2004, 10:25 AM)
If this is the case, I may have inadvertently been the cause of Hurricane Charlie when I farted outside while playing Ultimate Frisbee one Sunday in early September.

Sorry.


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I'm going to forgive you, especially since Charlie went south of us. Now, if I could only find the culprit of Jeanne.


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Posted: 07-Oct-2004, 09:43 AM
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Ummmm, Shamalama did it. He sneezed while he was mowing the lawn.



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Posted: 07-Oct-2004, 09:54 AM
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I have long suspected that Shamalama was up to NO GOOD!!! rolleyes.gif


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