Sockabelle Gives Birth To Triplets, Peckerys new mate under heavy sedation

Sis, do you want me to get him?

Oh Peckery, come out, come out where ever you are.

Your not going to find him for a while Richard, He's found a new sock monkey. I seen him running around town tonight with this girl sock monkey named Gina they were making out and doing all kind of thing in public. and just one day after he got his little peckery back.

I don't know if anyone has noticed it or not, but there is definitely a pattern here. First Peckery is in an accident and spends a week or so drifting in and out of a coma. Some of his comments are clearly delusional, he even spent a lot of time conversing only in Spanish. Then before he seemed to be recovered from that he sent off for a mail order sock monkey bride who has given birth to anywhere from two to four booties. Before he has even named them he was cavorting with that sock bimbo Suzy and involved in some way with Annabelle. These liasons were not normal and involved some serious sock monkey surgery. Now we hear that he has hooked up with some sock named Gina.

This is obviously a manifestation of self destructive behavior and it looks as if Peckery is spiralling out of control. I hope he will seek some serious counseling or something to help get things back in line. Soon he will be sitting around all day slamming down banana daiquaries until he can't stand on his little knitted legs. Letting himself deteriorate until he is like those old worn out sock monkeys we have all seen discarded in the trash. Covered in lint, threadbare, with large dust bunnies stuck in his knit.

Doesn't anyone know a good sock monkey counseler they could get him lined up with, or maybe he should be commited to a treatment program.

Leo

So what's your point? :

Kid, you are mistaken. Annabelle and I spent the night together reading the Joy Of Sex For Dummies. You might of mistaken me for my twin brother, Rex.

El Peckorio,

I just don't want to see you fuzzed out in lint, collecting dust, discarded under the bed or something. On the other hand, I really don't care all that much. So just forget the above.

Leo

Mi casa su casa. Mas tequilla para todos!

Tiene razon. Vaminos a tomar para olvidar nuestros problemas. Bebemos como no hay mañana.

Fiesta! ¿Donde está las chicas?

Leo

El Straw!

El Straw? New stuffing material?

Can I get him Sis, can I, can I, can I?

You know what matches does to Straw.

Sure you were, thats why you ducked inside that alley when you seen me.

I told ya he needed books with pictures!

BURN BABY BURN.

So are you guys saying toast him? and I ain't talking white bread here!