Och!!!! Who sleeps at 1:25 p.m.?????? While the WizardofOwls was doing his Happy Dance, he dropped the prize............and guess who snatched it up ** Tip toeing away**
Oh, where did that rope come from that stretched across the trail LeeLee was using for her escape. While looking over her shoulder to check on the WizardofOwls she trips and the prize goes flying into the waiting arms of my very own self!
I'm heading to the hills to live with the gentle folk - and you know just how gentle they can be! lol
The WizardofOwls is unaware that Leelee's rope is not only a rope, but a magic rope that does her bidding. While Leelee nursed her ankle (once again...mmmph ), she chanted instructions for the rope to snare the culprit that took the precious prize....
OH!!! Progress!! There the WizardofOwls was swaying back & forth, strung up, upside down from the ankle tied to a nearby tree.....must of knocked his head....he's out cold. There lay below was the prize, all shiny and prestine. I'll take that, thank you very much. Now you have a nice nap Sir Wizard.....ohhh, one thing, do not struggle....the rope will only tighten it's grip......I wonder if he heard me????????? Well, no matter the rope will find me once I get a good way away.....Off I go
zzzzzzZZZZZZ SNORT raglfragl Huh? Why is everyone standing on their heads? OH! Its me! I'm upside down! Hmmm... magic rope.... Oh wait! Its starting to disappear, going back to its maker I presume... SO, if I just hang on to one end like so..... Oh look! I'm disappearing too! And VOILA! THere you are you scurvy scalywag! Unhand my prize! The Wiz waves his magic wand and Wiz and prize disappear in a cloud of smoke.
100 miles away, the Wiz fondles the prize. "My preciousssss..." he mumbles.... "My birrrthday pressssent....."
Bilbo Baggins hears strange noises from the middle of the lake far below the mountain as if a creature is talking to itself. While Gollum is distracted by the Hobbit, gcw57 steals his "precious" and heads for the Shire!
Awwww, look gcw57 wasn't lookin' where he was going & tumbled down the embankment....he's not moving. Lady Leelee picks up the glittering prize & stuffs it securely in her cloak pocket.
Well, I can't just leave gcw57 to the Orcs....Lady Leelee takes a handful of healing faery dust from her sachel & sprinkles it on gcw57. There, that should do it.....he'll be up in about 10 minutes time and I shall be long gone from this dark, dank cave. Best get some air.
Well Lady Leelee is getting some air a nice pretty bird flies up and lands on a branch. Lady leelee stops and looks at it. Then that pretty little bird goes up in smoke. Lady leelee is so surprised she raises her hands to her face and drops the prize. Unknown to her a snake slithers up and takes the prize. This snake then slithers away to find his friend............. Hoss (AKA maddogmikk) Friend, speaker and protector to all know(even ones that are myths***) creatures of the world. A few miles away the snake finds hoss sitting on a rock with the pretty bird on his shoulder. The snake slithers up to hoss and drops the prize on his lap. Hoss looks down and says thank you to the snake. The snake slithers away and hoss picks up the prize and looks at it and says to the pretty bird " Not much of a prize for all the trouble it's caused A friend" and hoss puts the prize into his inter most pocket of his robes and stands up and says thank you and goodbye to the pretty bird and walks off into the sun set with a smile on his face and a bounce in his step.
*** myths are legions, legions are stories from someones past and those stories tell of something that happened to ( or seen by) that person(s). So all myths then have some hold or footing in the real world at one time.
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