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gaberlunzie 
Posted: 07-Oct-2007, 06:16 AM
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


10. Then there is the one where you have a spare seat beside you and some one asks,' is there any one sitting there'.


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Posted: 07-Oct-2007, 10:45 AM
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Good ones Gabby. Hope you don't mind if I pass them on. This made my day. Thank you for posting it...

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Posted: 07-Oct-2007, 12:08 PM
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I especially like number five. Not only do I hat people who do that BUT a friend that is along with you watching the same movie askes "how come this." or "How come that" What the Hell Im watching the same movie I dont know anymore than you do shut up and watch maybe your question will be answered soon. If your to stupid to follow the plot of the story dont go to a movie and ask other people to subtitle it for you.
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Posted: 31-Oct-2007, 06:08 PM
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Rude people who work for collection agencies who don't even give you a chance to explain something or anything.
I'm still trying to calm down after speaking with some idiot bill collector. I've been paying on my sons jail stay fines at the local jail. Since I was able to pay there I never bothered to send off to some collection agency that they deal with. Today I give them a call to let them know what I have been paying on a regular basis and how much of a balance is left to go. Jerk demands the whole amount this week or a lawsuit will be filled. I explain that I have a receipt from the jail in my hand with the current balance. Before I can say that I need to know what to do in this case he hangs up. You better believe the court system here will be getting an earful from me tomorrow.


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Posted: 05-Dec-2007, 08:51 AM
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I hate when someone is telling you about a conversation they had on the phone and they seem to think it necessary to hold their hand up with their thumb and pinky sticking up to simulate the phone. What the %#^! Like I'm incapable of understanding without a visual!

I also hate it when it's 85 degrees outside, I'm sitting in a pool of sweat and someone says to me, "You know it's not the heat, it's the humidity." Like I haven't already figured out that humidity is a factor. Aaargh!


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