I think they may have escaped their original kidnapper and stolen his fishing gear and taken off for an intercontinental joy ride and crime spree and fishing trip.
Those little sockmonkeys need some serious discipline.
Leo
I knew I was missing something around here, Does anyone know where they are at so that I can get my gear back?
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Definately three boys!! they totally trashed my house with dirty socks and underwear! there is a tower of empties constructed on the top of my kitchen table, and they are all running around playing hide the banana! the bassets are hiding in terror under the bed!. Peckery Nicholas, come pick up your little monsters right now!
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If those little sockmonkeys keep on the path they are on they will soon be singing a song like these little orangutans ( http://www.rathergood.com/bananas/ ).
No one noticed as the three sockmonkeys slipped across the Honduran border. Probably because the police on both sides were busy soliciting collections for their upcoming 'police' balls.
After the night in Guatemala City and then the wrong turn that took them to Puerto Barrios and the really wild time that Saki had there they were very relieved to be continuing south east. The old car they had hotwired was loaded down with cases of cerveza Gallo and bottles of Sello de Oro. Saki had a first class headache and he had an odd sort of itchy, tingly sensation when he, well, you know.
They had bananas for several day and it now looked like they had quite a trip planned. Saki had finally learned enough Spanish to say useful phrases like, "Por favor, no meta esa alli." and the phrase which may have been his downfall in the Club Oasis in Puerto Barrios, "¿Entonces, cuantos para diez minutos? They were now seasoned little criminal travelers.
Folks here in Panama are stunned. General elections were held yesterday and in a very surprising turn of events, a completely unknown candidate won the presidency. Everyone is wondering how this happened and how much money traded hands.
The Tribunal Electoral is in the fifty sixth recount trying desperately to find a mistake. His first act was to raise taxes, payable in bananas. If Panama had an army I am pretty sure there would have been a coup by now.
Declaring all beaches compulsory nude beaches has really gone too far.
Leo
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