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| Posted by: maisky 07-Jun-2007, 08:47 AM |
| These were actual 'Personal Ads' in the Dublin News: Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous women interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning. ------------------------------- Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fianc�, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. ------------------------ Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and crappy after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. -------- ----- ------ ------- Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest. -------------------------- Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM. -------------------------- Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister. |
| Posted by: valpal 59 08-Jun-2007, 07:52 AM |
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| Posted by: Sekhmet 08-Jun-2007, 10:02 AM |
| Dammit you just made me snarf my coffee! |
| Posted by: Monarchs Own 09-Jun-2007, 01:37 PM |
| Well, if I would be looking for a man - it for sure wouldn't be out of this paper. LOL |
| Posted by: Donajhi 09-Jun-2007, 06:49 PM |
Now I remember why I didn't like Dublin...........Thx  |
| Posted by: pflanary 12-Jun-2007, 08:47 AM |
| At least they are using truth in advertising!? Wonder if any of those actually got a reply. |
| Posted by: Irish Cherokee Princess 22-Jun-2007, 07:57 PM |
| The pathetic thing is that some women would actually respond to ads like this!!! |
| Posted by: ballydun 23-Jun-2007, 02:50 PM |
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| Posted by: Lady of the Loch 26-Jun-2007, 08:13 AM |
| rofl those were funny though |
| Posted by: sisterknight 27-Jun-2007, 12:32 PM |
| ah my gawd!!!!talk about hard up!!!! |
| Posted by: gcw57 13-Aug-2007, 12:17 AM |
 ...and the sad thing is, I could write one just as bad.Middle aged man, balding and overweight with terrible health problems seeking a successful doctor for pretty much anything she likes!  Now, that doesn't sound altogether too desperate, does it? Hmm, wonder what the 27 year old Limerick man did that requires an alibi.  |
| Posted by: dundee 13-Aug-2007, 08:43 AM |
| soooo why arent there more.... get that paper every week or day if it is a daily... |
| Posted by: Leyland 31-Aug-2007, 05:18 PM |
| Sure and they've been snapped up by now! Such prizes are so rare. Wonder what Belfast has to offer? I can just see the TV show "The Belcher - Belfast" Oh wait, that's Bachelor..... |
| Posted by: Robert Phoenix 05-Nov-2007, 09:00 PM |
| I just spotted this. OMG these are funny. Personals are great for a laugh somtimes especially the big city independent newspapers |
| Posted by: gcw57 05-Nov-2007, 09:34 PM |
| I remember reading years ago about an ad in, I think Portland, Oregon that read "Wanted man to wash dishes and two waitresses." I'll bet they had applicants lined up for that job! |