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Lady of the Loch 
Posted: 21-Sep-2006, 10:39 AM
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I thought this was true on both parts, so I thought I would share it


1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20
, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the
women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor,
a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of
items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to
identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

6.CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will
dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people
living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
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Posted: 21-Sep-2006, 11:02 AM
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Posted: 21-Sep-2006, 11:45 AM
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Lady of the Loch 
Posted: 21-Sep-2006, 01:25 PM
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it wasn't that bad.....lol, look at # 11, that was def a compliment for men....rofl biggrin.gif tongue.gif
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Posted: 21-Sep-2006, 08:28 PM
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Let us not forget:

A man goes in, finds his size of pants, pays for them and goes home.
A woman will try on 12 different versions of the same thing, and then buy the first pair she tried on!


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Posted: 21-Sep-2006, 08:40 PM
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Yes, Dog, you are right! My wife (who is just about perfect except for her bad taste in men wink.gif ) does that very thing.

Great list, Lady!


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Posted: 21-Sep-2006, 11:18 PM
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Funny but, oh, so true!! wink.gif

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  Posted: 22-Sep-2006, 03:01 AM
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QUOTE (Lady of the Loch @ 21-Sep-2006, 10:39 AM)

1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

Those are nice names we call each other biggrin.gif ! I can't say the 'other' names we call each other.


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Lady of the Loch 
Posted: 22-Sep-2006, 07:18 AM
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QUOTE (Dogshirt @ 21-Sep-2006, 08:28 PM)
Let us not forget:

A man goes in, finds his size of pants, pays for them and goes home.
A woman will try on 12 different versions of the same thing, and then buy the first pair she tried on!


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biggrin.gif laugh.gif rofl...I hate to admint that cause I am soooooooo guilty of it....hahahahaha
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Lady of the Loch 
Posted: 22-Sep-2006, 07:19 AM
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QUOTE (MDF3530 @ 22-Sep-2006, 03:01 AM)
QUOTE (Lady of the Loch @ 21-Sep-2006, 10:39 AM)

1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

Those are nice names we call each other biggrin.gif ! I can't say the 'other' names we call each other.

rofl, I can only imagine... laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted: 24-Sep-2006, 12:00 AM
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ROFL biggrin.gif laugh.gif lol.gif

too funny!
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