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AShruleEgan	Posted: 11-Dec-2004, 05:00 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Ireland Posts: 2,131 Joined: 19-Jun-2003 Zodiac: Rowan Realm: Winston-Salem, North Carolina	MOOSE STORY The following pictures are of a moose that went through a car's windshield this month near South River, Ontario. The VERY lucky woman driver ended up with just a broken wrist and needing a good bath. When you view the pictures you will wonder how the woman managed to survive. Attached Image. (Click thumbnail to expand)

AShruleEgan	Posted: 11-Dec-2004, 05:01 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Ireland Posts: 2,131 Joined: 19-Jun-2003 Zodiac: Rowan Realm: Winston-Salem, North Carolina	Moose Attached Image. (Click thumbnail to expand)

AShruleEgan	Posted: 11-Dec-2004, 05:03 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Ireland Posts: 2,131 Joined: 19-Jun-2003 Zodiac: Rowan Realm: Winston-Salem, North Carolina	Moose Attached Image. (Click thumbnail to expand)

AShruleEgan	Posted: 11-Dec-2004, 05:04 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Ireland Posts: 2,131 Joined: 19-Jun-2003 Zodiac: Rowan Realm: Winston-Salem, North Carolina	Moose Attached Image. (Click thumbnail to expand)

valpal59	Posted: 11-Dec-2004, 06:40 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 3,534 Joined: 18-Sep-2003 Zodiac: Holly Realm: Texas Panhandle	-------------------- "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." Author Unknown

birddog20002001	Posted: 11-Dec-2004, 08:05 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Isle of Man Posts: 663 Joined: 12-Sep-2003 Zodiac: Rowan Realm: North Carolina	This may just be a conspiracy theory but I have heard that some very influencial folk very high up in the Canadian government & military are concerned with sovrienty issues regarding the US; and are in the process of developing top secret "Moosles" or Moose capable or obtaining speeds of up to 500mph that can hit moving targets possibly capable of ranges as far as the Mason/Dixon line where the warm weather tends to adversely affects their performance. I'm not sure but this may be some photos of the prototype "Moosles" in actions. The development of these Moose of Mass Destruction or as we in the business like to call them "MMD's" may tip the balance of peace in an already unstable hemisphere. I have it from good sources that Colin Powell is planning to protest the action of the Rogue Canadians at the UN sometime within the next 2 weeks. Aparrently America Intelligence Resources have satellite photographs that clearly show large tracts of land dedicated to the production of Moose on a large scale, well hidden by forrests these "Secret" areas are called by their code name "Wilderness", he is also planning to bring in a sample of "Moose Residue" (enough perhaps make everyone in New York squint their nose and look around for the one who "delt it") in a bottle, this sample is of course US government produced and approved. In order to ensure the safety of Americans every where Rumsfeld says we may have to preemptively strike Canada if the UN sanctions don't work. In other news Norway says their Moose development programs are only for Energy purposes and the United States is the Great Satan and then declared jihad. -------------------- "when a person is prepared to die for a cause, and indeed to glory in such a death, it impossible to supress him or the cause it represents." Jawaharlal Nehru "Only the suppressed word is dangerous." Ludwig Borne "All of our freedoms are a single bundle, all must be secure if any is to be preserved." Dwight David Eisenhower "All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are both immortal and divine." Socrates

maisky	Posted: 12-Dec-2004, 05:42 AM
King of CelticRadio.net Jesters Group: Founder Posts: 4,633 Joined: 17-Nov-2003 Zodiac: Ivy Realm: Easton, PA	That was WONDERFUL Mr. dog, sir!!! So, let me get this straight. We are going to invade Norway before or after we invade Scotland? Obviously Canada is first. In a related development, D. Rummy has announced that the new military draft will include both men and women, and will start with 5th graders. -------------------- "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan

TheCarolinaScotsman	Posted: 12-Dec-2004, 06:15 AM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 2,509 Joined: 13-Jun-2003 Zodiac: Birch Realm: North Carolina Medieval Kingdom Rank #76 42,219 Gold!	It's high time we retaliated for those Alberta Clippers the weather channel reported. Don't forget Iceland. That way we get the entire Axis of Ice. -------------------- TheCarolinaScotsman Ya'll drive safe and come back soon.

AShruleEgan

Posted: 12-Dec-2004, 09:06 AM

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QUOTE (birddog20002001 @ 11-Dec-2004, 09:05 PM)

This may just be a conspiracy theory but I have heard that some very influencial folk very high up in the Canadian government & military are concerned with sovrienty issues regarding the US; and are in the process of developing top secret "Moosles" or Moose capable or obtaining speeds of up to 500mph that can hit moving targets possibly capable of ranges as far as the Mason/Dixon line where the warm weather tends to adversely affects their performance.

I'm not sure but this may be some photos of the prototype "Moosles" in actions.

The development of these Moose of Mass Destruction or as we in the business like to call them "MMD's" may tip the balance of peace in an already unstable hemisphere. I have it from good sources that Colin Powell is planning to protest the action of the Rogue Canadians at the UN sometime within the next 2 weeks. Aparrently America Intelligence Resources have satellite photographs that clearly show large tracts of land dedicated to the production of Moose on a large scale, well hidden by forrests these "Secret" areas are called by their code name "Wilderness", he is also planning to bring in a sample of "Moose Residue" (enough perhaps make everyone in New York squint their nose and look around for the one who "delt it") in a bottle, this sample is of course US government produced and approved.

In order to ensure the safety of Americans every where Rumsfeld says we may have to preemptively strike Canada if the UN sanctions don't work.

In other news Norway says their Moose development programs are only for Energy purposes and the United States is the Great Satan and then declared jihad.

Just shows how ruthless are neighbors to the north are. They even use their own people as guinea pigs for their tests. Such horror!!

Rindy	Posted: 12-Dec-2004, 12:45 PM
Braveheart Member Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 128 Joined: 27-Jan-2004 Zodiac: Birch	I was sent that article and picture a couple of weeks ago. I am just glad it was noone I know. That would hurt!!

dragonboy3611	Posted: 12-Dec-2004, 06:42 PM
A Friend to who needs one. Group: Ireland Posts: 743 Joined: 01-Nov-2004 Zodiac: Birch Realm: USA, New York	Poor moose, poor driver! Stupid Driver! Poor Moosy! Hmmm couldn't find the crying Smilie, sooo this will have to do! -------------------- "Men at some time are masters of their fate" Jul Caesar, Act i, Sc.2 "When sorrow comes, they come not single spies, but in battalions" Hamlet, Act iv, Sc.5 "All that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity" Hamlet, Act i, Sc.2

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