New Years Resolutions?, 2012!

All right let's get them out.
Anyone have any New Years resolutions for 2012??

Me?
I've got to keep myself from getting too serious in this life. Oh sure there are many things to get serious about, however fun is where it's at!
I've got to laugh more and get my sharpened wit back! I'm getting a little slow on the draw there latley.
I've want to get my "every day a holiday, every meal a feast" attitude and disposition in high gear!

Anyone else?

Guy walks into a bar with a mushroom. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer and one for my mushroom friend."

The bartender says, "I'll give you a beer but not one for the mushroom. Get him outa here! We don't serve vegatables here."

The mushroom says, "Hey why not, I'm a fungi."

(got a lot of work to do)

Togo: that's a great resolution! Humor has made my life much more endurable!

My resolution is to simply get of my bottom and move. In my twenties, I was hyperactive motion, in my forties, I was sedentary. Now, in my fifties, I'm stationary!

Sitting at a desk all the time is so detrimental to one's health. I need to mount my computer on a treadmill..!

tjbren I'm in the same boat.....I mean SEAT! I'm going to get exercising more too!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink
here named after you." The grasshopper says, "Bob?"

The only New Years Resolution I ever remember keeping? The one I made to never again make a New Years Resolution!

I decided why make promises I can never keep, not sure why those New Years ones were so hard for me to come through on, but am glad I'm broke of the habit of them!

My current job is also a sit down job and coming home to deal with farmville and castleville doesn't help. So I'm looking to drop some weight and ease off the Mountain Dew (the pop, not the other kind-that's just wrong).

A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender.

"Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.

Bahahahahahahaha!!! I like this joke!

My New Year's resolution is to keep up with my classes, spend time with friends and strengthen our friendships, and to be present with whatever I'm doing. When the weather is nice, I will also be spending more time outside (living in Michigan, it's always a craos shoot if it will snow or be sunny in the same week!)

My New Years Resolution is to not procrastinate so much and to keep in touch with all the special people in my life a lot more often.

Mine is to connect with everyone I love more often and check in at leas once a month with the other people in my life that are important to me or maybe just need someone to care about them. There were a lot of deaths in my circle last year - makes you think about what's important.

#2 Laugh & laugh some more

#3 Remember buying music & going to concerts is good for mental heath (should be deductible)

It's March 1st and I've pretty much kept the resolutions. I am wondering if a meet & greet with Celtic Thunder is really necessary for my health or should I have kept to the cheap seats? I'm smiling just thinking about it so the answer is yes!!!

togo - keep the jokes coming