| Printable Version of Topic
Click here to view this topic in its original format |
| Celtic Radio Community > Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! > Word Definition |
| Posted by: gaberlunzie 06-Nov-2007, 06:53 AM |
| ARTERY: The study of paintings BACTERIA: Back door to a cafeteria BARIUM: What doctors do when patients die BENIGN: What you be after you be eight. CAESAREAN SECTIION: A neighbourhood in Rome CATSCAN: Searching for Kitty CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her COLIC: A sheep dog COMA: A punctuation mark DILATE: To live long ENEMA: Not a friend FESTER: Quicker than someone else FIBULA: A small lie IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known LABOUR PAIN: Getting hurt at work MEDICAL STAFF: A Doctor's cane MORBID: A higher offer NITRATES: Cheaper than day rates NODE: I knew it OUTPATIENT: A person who has fainted PELVIS: Second cousin to Elvis POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier RECOVERY ROOM: Place to do upholstery RECTUM: Nearly killed him SECRETION: Hiding something SEIZURE: Roman emperor TABLET: A small table TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport TUMOUR: One plus one more URINE: Opposite of you're out 2 x CONDOMS: To be sure, To be sure. |
| Posted by: sisterknight 06-Nov-2007, 09:29 AM |
| |
| Posted by: haynes9 06-Nov-2007, 10:59 AM |
Classic!!  |
| Posted by: valpal 59 06-Nov-2007, 04:01 PM |
| |
| Posted by: Rindy 13-Nov-2007, 04:47 PM |
| Those are great gabby. Slainte |
| Posted by: Perkeo 14-Nov-2007, 01:26 AM |
| I was bored so I hope you enjoy my story. So there I was feeling impotent walking me colic, Wofie, who'll benign in about a months time, through the town. We went past the bacteria and I think he was on a catscan because he seen one and went after it fester then I ever node him to do before. He was pullin me like I wasn't even there. We went past a small pub that had lots of them tablets out front and we nearly rectum all. Then we ran past one of them artery places where I saw a doctor with his medical staff standing near an auction about to make morbid on some paintings. We then nearly took out a post operative who was Wolfie's sworn enema. We finally lost site of the cat and my colic slowed to a trot. That's when I cauterize, a fine lass comin outa the recovery room before I knew it there were tumour of them followed by Pelvis, the lucky bugger. It was getting late, so I knew they was off to the hotel looking for nitrates so they had a cheap place to party. As Pelvis walked by I noticed a lass get all outpatient. I finally made it home and could rest, after all I plan to dilate. I still got plans to see the caesarean section of Rome and Seizure's statue later this month maybe even see where they barium. That is of course if I don't get any labour pains and get my holiday. I told my mate "urine I are gonna have a blast." If'n his terminal illness doesn't act up we'll also be looking for the secretion that I heard Seizure put some treasure, condom. Now, some folk might say I made up this story but I tell ya, I ain't one to tell a fibula like this one coma. |
| Posted by: garfieldpurrs 23-Feb-2008, 07:04 AM |
| Here's more of the same: ACQUIRE - sings in a church BIGAMY - the bigger of two girls named Amy ENDORSE - the last horse in the race EXACT - juggling with eggs FOREIGN - use an umbrella HANDICRAFT - a boat ready to jump into HURRICANE - a cane used to make people move faster ILLEGAL - an eagle that doesn't feel well LIABLE - able to tell lies MINIMUM - a very small mother PALLIASSE - a friendly donkey SCINTILLATE - after eight you should stop sinning SHOESMITH - telling Smith to go away SUPERFICIAL - like a whale TANDEM - what the sun did to sun-bathers WINSOME - and lose some - that's life:) |
| Posted by: UlsterScotNutt 26-Feb-2008, 02:04 PM | ||
 Your boredom, entertainment for me!!! LOL |