What do blueberries do when they're feeling blue? Do they like to play the blues? Have you ever seen a raspberry rasp? What kind of rasp do they use? Is it a half-round? How long must an elderberry grow to be considered an elder? And what is it before it's an elderberry? A newberry, perhaps?
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Randal Smith alias Smitty the Kid Wielder of the Six-String Claymore!
"We have enough Youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?" "When the going gets tough, the smart go fishing!"
Compassion is the sometimes fatal capacity for feeling what it is like inside somebody else's skin. It is the knowledge that there can never really be any peace and joy for me until there is peace and joy finally for you too. - Frederick Buechner
If society prospers at the expense of the intangibles, how can it be called progress?
And did Tigger really break the sky when that piece of blueness fell? And why couldn't all the King's horses and all the King's men put Humpty Dumpty back together again? Was it incompetence? Gross negligence? Lack of insurance? Should a lawyer be called? And just how good is a horse with glue anyway? Or was the horse to BE the glue?
Can you even buy Christmas presents in March? Shouldn't they be called March presents? Can you March in Christmastime? Or would it be better in 3/4 time?