Dogshirt Laird of Clan Gordon AND chief of the Northern Plains
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| Posted by: Dogshirt 24-Apr-2009, 08:35 PM |
| Clan Gordon has risen from the ashes of the late Clan McInnes. We are open to both peace or war. How we co-exist is ENTIELY up to our neighbors! Dogshirt Laird of Clan Gordon AND chief of the Northern Plains |
| Posted by: Taliesin 25-Apr-2009, 07:35 AM |
Watch it, or the good Lord Englishmix will declare a certain...fragrance to be coming from your Clan, and will send an armed "cleansing" force to eliminate the aroma.  |
| Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 25-Apr-2009, 09:17 AM | ||
Then he should know that while I am not a member of Clan Gordon, Lord Dogshirt is my friend and ally and I will come to Clan Gordon's aid and assist them in any manner possible. A strike against Clan Gordon is a strike against me. |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 25-Apr-2009, 09:38 AM | ||||
That fragrance COULD be my feet, since we poured concrete, and I spent a LONG hot afternoon in rubber boots! 
Thank you my Lord, it's good to know you are there. Here's one on me. |
| Posted by: englishmix 25-Apr-2009, 10:31 AM |
| Welcome Clan Gordan! May you have a good fresh start! Yea, those most foul odors do arise unexpectantly and must be dealt with prudently!  But alas, I have freely bound my guardianship to the sweet fragrance of the Flower of Scotland to the higher priority of the salutary nature of the most venerable Clan DARK. And they all seem to have a more tolerant disposition to aroma therapy than I do!  |
| Posted by: krioni98 26-Apr-2009, 11:35 AM |
Welcome Clan Gorden good to have you, and yes do be aware of the fragrance cleansing armies that wander out of Kilkerrin from time to time.  |
| Posted by: piobmhorpiper 27-Apr-2009, 03:59 AM |
| Send your cleansing armies,send Mr. Clean, hell even send Molly Maid! Your forces will be dealt with! The odors you smell are the rotting corpses of the last army that attacked Lord Dogshirt. It seems there were no survivors to pick up their dead. They are so rotten and decomposed now that even the wolves won't lunch on them! So send your armies and do your worst, the hounds are hungry for fresh meat. |
| Posted by: Taliesin 27-Apr-2009, 09:56 AM |
| Planning a lysol air raid..... Seriously, though, Clan Gordon, you might want to look into creating a department of public health. When the plague starts in your lands, don't expect aid from the rest of us. |
| Posted by: englishmix 27-Apr-2009, 03:56 PM |
| That darn Swine Flu is starting to cause a stench in the land, too... So a Department of Public Health might not be a bad idea. |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 27-Apr-2009, 06:57 PM | ||
They fertilize the grass that the buffalo eat! The grand thing about being nomads is, if the stench of our enemie's bodies gets too bad, strike the tipis and MOVE! |
| Posted by: RedWeasel 27-Apr-2009, 07:10 PM | ||
So kill the damn pigs! |
| Posted by: piobmhorpiper 29-Apr-2009, 05:04 AM |
| A pig shoot! a good exercise for our Longbowmen and Archers. |
| Posted by: englishmix 29-Apr-2009, 01:18 PM |
Aye, but what about the horse! I say get saddled up and bring out the dogs and let the chase begin.  That'll be good sport for the gentry! Say, wait a minute, we're now well ...  ... I always wanted to do that! |
| Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 03-May-2009, 09:21 PM |
| Topic? Topic? Who's got a topic? |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 03-May-2009, 10:47 PM |
| My Kingdom for a topic!! |
| Posted by: seamusmaccorcrain 12-May-2009, 01:26 PM |
| Hmmmmmm..........Clan Gordon seems to be getting it's share of criticism from som here. Well, as a past member of McInnes, and now a member of Gordon, I'll just say this. IF anyone attacks a fellow member of my Clan, they can expect retaliation in kind, and I'll do my bloody best to make a midden out of their kingdom! YIS to HIS clan, Lord Seamus  |
| Posted by: piobmhorpiper 12-May-2009, 06:33 PM |
The war pipes have been tuned and the drums are beating...beware those that tarnish the Clan Gordon!  |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 12-May-2009, 07:47 PM |
| HOKA HEY! Scalps and horses for ALL! |
| Posted by: seamusmaccorcrain 13-May-2009, 07:00 PM |
| Now how does that go??? Pillage plunder and ravage or the other way around??? Me boyos have got to learn to stay away from the stills whilst they are out to war against their Clan's enemies. Lord Seamus *raising a glass to his reavers* |
| Posted by: LadyDragonfire 11-Jun-2009, 10:18 AM |
| My Lord Seamus.......you are always in search of some new "beverage" to consume, and I see that you have surrounded yourself with warriors of the same "bent" shall we say? Ah well..... just think of what a picture you'd make as a court herald, arm bent in salute as usual  Lady Dragonfire |