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| Posted by: Shadows 02-Aug-2006, 03:25 PM |
| Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! |
| Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Aug-2006, 03:35 PM |
| ouch, and we didn't ever get a kiss |
| Posted by: Perkeo 26-Aug-2006, 02:33 PM |
| Makes me think of my favorite line from Evolution: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICATION!!!!! |
| Posted by: Senara 26-Aug-2006, 03:11 PM |
| so a Primary Race is the dinner and movie first....I got it....ehhehehe |
| Posted by: stoirmeil 28-Aug-2006, 09:29 AM | ||
I wouldn't mind so much if it were a decent movie -- the floor show at the primaries is SO tired . . . |
| Posted by: Roberto Phoenix 28-Aug-2006, 05:15 PM |
| And no matter how hard you try- cash ends up missing from your wallet at the end of it all |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 28-Aug-2006, 09:24 PM |
And it doesn't matter if it's the Left or the Right. They ALL want to stick it to you and then tell you it's for your own good!  I'll decide what is good for me thank you very much! |