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Posted by: peckery 23-Mar-2004, 06:43 PM |
Last night at elevendy o'clock, Sockabelle, Peckery's mail order bride, gave birth to three red bootys. They are 100% wool, shrink resistant, and resting comfortably. The mother is in shock and for the fathers safety, all sharp objects have been removed from the area. This reporter asked Peckery, "HEY, aren't you cotton?" Peckery replied, "Huh?" and the subject was dropped. |
Posted by: Annabelle 23-Mar-2004, 07:02 PM |
After a restful night I am here to tell you the truth! Finally the truth! Darling how come you won't tell these nice people about the third of our socken's? It's triplets, not twins. He's a little embarassed cause the third is a beautiful little angel just like her mother, that has bright red hair like me but is 6'5" tall and looks like Monkey boy! Now I know you are wondering? Go ahead you can ask, we are all friends here! Yes, her knuckels drag the ground just like her father. He'll tell you sock monkey's don't have arms but believe me he does. You should see how fast he swings in the jungle! From Tree to Tree! Faster than a locomotive. Able to jump treehouses in a single bound. Send all diapers to: Monkeyshack C/O Bananatree Cr Basamba Jungle |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 23-Mar-2004, 07:49 PM | ||
6'5" tall. Wow, wasn't that tough on delivery. |
Posted by: peckery 23-Mar-2004, 08:13 PM | ||
Socks usually come in PAIRS. |
Posted by: maisky 23-Mar-2004, 08:25 PM | ||
Now we know where the "extra sock" in the drier comes from! |
Posted by: maisky 23-Mar-2004, 08:26 PM |
I MUST call the National Inquirer! |
Posted by: Herrerano 23-Mar-2004, 08:26 PM |
Since socks come in pairs, wouldn't that mean that there were actually 4 and that one of them is LOST. Leo |
Posted by: Herrerano 23-Mar-2004, 08:29 PM |
http://www.novogate.com/board/5148/175586-1.html Leo |
Posted by: kidclaymore 23-Mar-2004, 08:30 PM |
Dear Annabelle, when are you going to tell Peckery that he's not father of the sockletts? And are you going to tell him to is? |
Posted by: maisky 23-Mar-2004, 08:31 PM | ||
SHHHHHH! |
Posted by: Arianrhod 23-Mar-2004, 08:38 PM |
*gets the pop corn and a good seat* In Service to the Dream, Paula |
Posted by: peckery 24-Mar-2004, 08:41 AM | ||
Huh? |
Posted by: JaneyMae 24-Mar-2004, 11:47 AM |
*and the sockopera continues with, "As the Sock Turns" * |
Posted by: maisky 24-Mar-2004, 01:02 PM | ||
What's that smell???? |
Posted by: JaneyMae 24-Mar-2004, 02:24 PM |
Maisky! Shame on you! Did you have broccoli at Wendy's? |
Posted by: Annabelle 24-Mar-2004, 02:48 PM |
Yes, the third is like the one extra from the dryer... Do we have to tell who the father is? I thought that could be the question of the century? But never any answers. Hey if Michael Jackson can do it, can't we! Monkey's never tell! |
Posted by: groovyfishguy 24-Mar-2004, 03:02 PM |
Wow, Everyone take a deep breath and rememberto control your sockness I wonder where all the socks with wholes end up after they are discarded? Do they go into the forest to die or what? |
Posted by: tsargent62 24-Mar-2004, 04:14 PM |
I'm sorry, but Michael Jackson having kids is even weirder than Annabelle and Peckery having baby sock monkeys! |
Posted by: Annabelle 24-Mar-2004, 04:14 PM |
Actually when they get a hole in them they return to the factory to repair the blow outs! |
Posted by: peckery 24-Mar-2004, 04:16 PM | ||
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Posted by: Annabelle 24-Mar-2004, 04:21 PM |
3 little monkeys jumpin on the bed one fell off and broke his head call for the doctor the doctor said that's what ya get for jumping on the bed! |
Posted by: Dreamer1 24-Mar-2004, 05:24 PM | ||
Oh, Annabelle - what were you thinking??? You know he likes to Swing on those vines! He'll be gone soon, and you'll be stuck with all those sockbabies. *sadly shaking head* Take care, kiddo! Dreamer1 |
Posted by: kidclaymore 24-Mar-2004, 06:18 PM |
Whats this I have heard about Peckery leaving Sockabelle for a younger sock monkey named suzy. |
Posted by: Annabelle 24-Mar-2004, 06:30 PM |
I'll have my Uncle Toni Manilla Gorilla tear him to sheards if he even thinks about leaving us for Suzy! |
Posted by: peckery 24-Mar-2004, 06:30 PM | ||
DUDE SHUT UP !!!!!!!!! |
Posted by: Annabelle 24-Mar-2004, 06:32 PM |
Uncle Toni Manilla Gorilla! I need to put a contract out on someone! Did I forget to tell Peckery that I'm my Uncle's favorite Niece! |
Posted by: kidclaymore 24-Mar-2004, 08:29 PM |
Can I watch? Can I Can i. |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 24-Mar-2004, 09:58 PM | ||
Hey Sis, I hear that Uncle Toni Manilla Gorilla is down in Flordia wrestling some Gators. He said he would be back by this weekend. I already had the Message drummed to him. |
Posted by: peckery 25-Mar-2004, 06:33 AM | ||
Hey BABY. Ya know I love you and the twerps. No need ta get all jiggy. Buts I gotta say, that sock was fine. EEERRRR I mean, I love you Sockabelle. I'm going to the track now. I got a tip on some ponys. |
Posted by: maisky 25-Mar-2004, 08:07 AM |
The only running going on today is around suzy sock monkey's bedroom..... |
Posted by: peckery 25-Mar-2004, 09:00 AM | ||
Right that.............I mean What you talking 'bout Maisky. I love my women, eeer woman. |
Posted by: Eamon 25-Mar-2004, 11:38 AM |
This is one of the most disturbing threads I have seen... I may go sockless from this day forward. Eamon |
Posted by: maisky 25-Mar-2004, 12:48 PM |
Since my owner is out of town, I can't have sox right now anyway. |
Posted by: Annabelle 25-Mar-2004, 02:27 PM |
I've laughed ever since someone (the head Monkey Boy) started this thread! I think we all enjoy cutting up laughing and being a little brain dead. Helps to take the stress off the daily work load... LMAO here! A |
Posted by: Danann 25-Mar-2004, 02:52 PM |
I just spoke with Suzy sock Monkey... I wonder if Sockabell knows that he's been with her since before the sockletts were born... and if not, who's going to tell her?? |
Posted by: Annabelle 25-Mar-2004, 03:35 PM |
What? Would anyone like a new fur coat made out of Monkey Boy? |
Posted by: MDF3530 25-Mar-2004, 03:38 PM |
One question that has been bothering me: Since there are sock monkeys, is there such a thing as sock monkeypox ? |
Posted by: Annabelle 25-Mar-2004, 03:49 PM |
Since I'm the SockNurse here I can reassure you there is! There is also Sockmumps! |
Posted by: tsargent62 25-Mar-2004, 04:25 PM | ||
How 'bout some fur socks? |
Posted by: Annabelle 25-Mar-2004, 05:01 PM |
There will be enouh fur from Monkey Boy that I can make gloves to match! |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 25-Mar-2004, 05:03 PM | ||
Sure Sis, but you don't have to waste your time making a coat out of it. I can use it for my Fly Tying. I wonder what kind of fish I would catch with it? Wallsocks? Blue Socks? Cat Socks? Who knows, Maybe a Great Northern Sock |
Posted by: kidclaymore 25-Mar-2004, 05:35 PM | ||
Danann I think you let the sock monkey out of the bag. |
Posted by: peckery 25-Mar-2004, 05:42 PM |
Sockabelle, baby, honey, dumpling, monkeybutt dear. You got it all wrong. You know your the only one for me Suzy, errr Sockabelle. Lets make sweet monkey love under the mango trees. |
Posted by: Gwydo 25-Mar-2004, 05:43 PM |
Just make sure to get them the right size PJ's! |
Posted by: kidclaymore 25-Mar-2004, 05:58 PM |
News Flash Sock monkey Peckery rushed to the hospital. According to witnesses, sockabelle found the sock monkey in a compromising state with his girlfriend Suzy. Witnesses say that sockabelle flew into a rage and cut off some of the sock momkey's very private parts More on this story at 11:00 |
Posted by: maisky 25-Mar-2004, 06:07 PM |
Appearantly Peckery didn't realize that Annabelle's slave in Chicago had some "friends" who were "connected". |
Posted by: peckery 25-Mar-2004, 06:43 PM |
MY WEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!! |
Posted by: Annabelle 25-Mar-2004, 06:48 PM |
Deeply connected! |
Posted by: peckery 25-Mar-2004, 06:56 PM |
I don't feel so good |
Posted by: Annabelle 25-Mar-2004, 07:17 PM |
Good! You bad boy! |
Posted by: Gwydo 25-Mar-2004, 07:45 PM |
The "connected" punisher... |
Posted by: peckery 25-Mar-2004, 08:06 PM |
Give up your slaves and I'll give up submissive Suzy... |
Posted by: kidclaymore 25-Mar-2004, 08:23 PM |
I really don't think suzy is going to be in the picture any longer now, without your -------- peckery. |
Posted by: kidclaymore 25-Mar-2004, 08:36 PM |
NEWS AT 11:00 Peckery won't be doing any pecking any longer. Doctor's say that the damage done by the dull knife that Annabelle used did so much damage, that nothing could be done to save that part of his body. And that he will talk in a very high voice now. Doctor's also said that the damage was so bad that he could never have an implant. |
Posted by: peckery 26-Mar-2004, 06:37 AM | ||
God W I L L punish you! |
Posted by: kidclaymore 26-Mar-2004, 07:10 AM |
Looks like he already did you. |
Posted by: peckery 26-Mar-2004, 07:12 AM |
Give back little Peckery |
Posted by: kidclaymore 26-Mar-2004, 07:19 AM |
Little Peckery is gone forever. |
Posted by: peckery 26-Mar-2004, 07:25 AM | ||
You RAT BASTARD!!!!! |
Posted by: kidclaymore 26-Mar-2004, 07:29 AM |
Now now such language |
Posted by: kidclaymore 26-Mar-2004, 07:35 AM |
Peckery, we need to change your name to peckerless now. |
Posted by: maisky 26-Mar-2004, 07:44 AM |
It's a good thing that Peckery is a sock monkey! We can just sew damaged parts back on and they're are just as disfunctional as before they were damaged. Even if the part is lost, we can substitute new (or used) ones. There was a sock donkey killed on the road not far from here last night...... |
Posted by: peckery 26-Mar-2004, 07:49 AM | ||
I already have a call into my seemstress for a replacement but I was kinda attached (no pun) to the other. We had been to some really strange places together, right Sockabelle! |
Posted by: maisky 26-Mar-2004, 08:09 AM |
I am sure we will get Peckery fixed up at LEAST as good as new. Suzie sockmonkey may be more difficult.....something about Sockabelle, a paper shredder and a herd of goats..... |
Posted by: peckery 26-Mar-2004, 08:13 AM | ||
Poor Suzy............ |
Posted by: Annabelle 26-Mar-2004, 09:56 AM |
Poor Suzy my ****! Harlot! Jezabelle Hootchie Mama Tramp Tree House breaker! Squeeze abductor A |
Posted by: Annabelle 26-Mar-2004, 09:59 AM |
As far as Peckery and I being in some strange places! I KNOW NOTHING! |
Posted by: peckery 26-Mar-2004, 10:42 AM | ||
YEAH RIGHT !!!!!!!! |
Posted by: peckery 26-Mar-2004, 11:24 AM |
Sockabelle gave me my package back Doo Dah Doo Dah Oh yes she gave me my best friend back Oh Doo Dah Day We will talk later about the bite marks |
Posted by: Annabelle 26-Mar-2004, 02:41 PM |
I have no idea what he's talking about! No see No say yes, laugh, roll on the floor, side splitting gut laughter |
Posted by: Annabelle 26-Mar-2004, 02:47 PM |
Ok, I'll explain The bite marks are to show ownership! You know like vehicle registration! He's so dumb! Everyone knows this! How do you think we got the Triplet's I had to explain that too! |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 26-Mar-2004, 02:51 PM | ||
Sis, I hope we aren't going to have to sew you together too. |
Posted by: Annabelle 26-Mar-2004, 06:09 PM |
Nope I've fallen and I like it down here! |
Posted by: peckery 26-Mar-2004, 08:56 PM |
Posted by: Annabelle 26-Mar-2004, 09:50 PM |
Don't give my that cute face, you.....you.....heartbreaker you! |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 27-Mar-2004, 12:26 AM |
Sis, do you want me to get him? Oh Peckery, come out, come out where ever you are. |
Posted by: kidclaymore 27-Mar-2004, 02:12 AM |
Your not going to find him for a while Richard, He's found a new sock monkey. I seen him running around town tonight with this girl sock monkey named Gina they were making out and doing all kind of thing in public. and just one day after he got his little peckery back. |
Posted by: Herrerano 27-Mar-2004, 07:25 AM |
I don't know if anyone has noticed it or not, but there is definitely a pattern here. First Peckery is in an accident and spends a week or so drifting in and out of a coma. Some of his comments are clearly delusional, he even spent a lot of time conversing only in Spanish. Then before he seemed to be recovered from that he sent off for a mail order sock monkey bride who has given birth to anywhere from two to four booties. Before he has even named them he was cavorting with that sock bimbo Suzy and involved in some way with Annabelle. These liasons were not normal and involved some serious sock monkey surgery. Now we hear that he has hooked up with some sock named Gina. This is obviously a manifestation of self destructive behavior and it looks as if Peckery is spiralling out of control. I hope he will seek some serious counseling or something to help get things back in line. Soon he will be sitting around all day slamming down banana daiquaries until he can't stand on his little knitted legs. Letting himself deteriorate until he is like those old worn out sock monkeys we have all seen discarded in the trash. Covered in lint, threadbare, with large dust bunnies stuck in his knit. Doesn't anyone know a good sock monkey counseler they could get him lined up with, or maybe he should be commited to a treatment program. Leo |
Posted by: peckery 27-Mar-2004, 08:36 AM |
So what's your point? : |
Posted by: peckery 27-Mar-2004, 08:54 AM | ||
Kid, you are mistaken. Annabelle and I spent the night together reading the Joy Of Sex For Dummies. You might of mistaken me for my twin brother, Rex. |
Posted by: Herrerano 27-Mar-2004, 08:55 AM |
El Peckorio, I just don't want to see you fuzzed out in lint, collecting dust, discarded under the bed or something. On the other hand, I really don't care all that much. So just forget the above. Leo |
Posted by: peckery 27-Mar-2004, 09:01 AM |
Mi casa su casa. Mas tequilla para todos! |
Posted by: Herrerano 27-Mar-2004, 09:07 AM |
Tiene razon. Vaminos a tomar para olvidar nuestros problemas. Bebemos como no hay mañana. Fiesta! ¿Donde está las chicas? Leo |
Posted by: peckery 27-Mar-2004, 09:14 AM | ||
El Straw! |
Posted by: Annabelle 27-Mar-2004, 11:42 AM |
El Straw? New stuffing material? |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 27-Mar-2004, 12:03 PM |
Can I get him Sis, can I, can I, can I? You know what matches does to Straw. |
Posted by: kidclaymore 27-Mar-2004, 12:44 PM | ||
Sure you were, thats why you ducked inside that alley when you seen me. |
Posted by: Annabelle 27-Mar-2004, 01:06 PM |
I told ya he needed books with pictures! |
Posted by: kidclaymore 27-Mar-2004, 01:28 PM | ||
BURN BABY BURN. |
Posted by: Annabelle 27-Mar-2004, 02:48 PM |
So are you guys saying toast him? and I ain't talking white bread here! |
Posted by: peckery 27-Mar-2004, 04:01 PM |
Posted by: peckery 27-Mar-2004, 04:04 PM |
Sockabelle, honey,dearest carrotstick, I think it is time we name our three children. (We should decide if they are male or female too!) |
Posted by: JaneyMae 27-Mar-2004, 04:07 PM |
Posted by: kidclaymore 28-Mar-2004, 01:24 AM | ||
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Posted by: JaneyMae 28-Mar-2004, 12:05 PM |
Toast him! Toast him! Crispy! Toast him! |
Posted by: peckery 28-Mar-2004, 12:52 PM |
What violent hateful people you are. |
Posted by: kidclaymore 28-Mar-2004, 02:02 PM |
Only to you Peckery. |
Posted by: Annabelle 28-Mar-2004, 04:07 PM |
Peckery Gym said to say hi! |
Posted by: kidclaymore 28-Mar-2004, 05:11 PM |
hello |
Posted by: peckery 28-Mar-2004, 07:27 PM | ||
Jim ??? |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 28-Mar-2004, 09:26 PM |
What's good for the Sock is good for the Stocking! Good Ole Irish Proverb. |
Posted by: maisky 29-Mar-2004, 09:06 AM |
Don't forget the other one: A sock in time saves nine. |
Posted by: peckery 29-Mar-2004, 09:36 AM |
Mi monkey su monkey????? |
Posted by: kidclaymore 29-Mar-2004, 06:57 PM |
Don't put your sock before the horse. |
Posted by: Annabelle 29-Mar-2004, 11:28 PM |
Carrotstick? What is this freakin name now? You know you shouldn't use those lovey dovey names on here. It's not allowed. I'll blush. Now everyone will tease me and call me carrotstick! and say hubba hubba all of the time. Is nothing sacred!? You shouldn't even use that in front of the sockettes. Bye hunka hunka burning love! A |
Posted by: peckery 30-Mar-2004, 05:21 AM | ||
Whatever you say . my little penguin toes |
Posted by: Annabelle 30-Mar-2004, 07:17 AM |
See you can turn any monkey-monkey around. He's already learning how to say "yes dear". But I'll keep uncle Toni's number ready on the automatic redial. |
Posted by: maisky 30-Mar-2004, 07:40 AM | ||
Hubba hubba! You tell him, Carrot stick! |
Posted by: Annabelle 30-Mar-2004, 07:53 AM |
Trouble, come here so I can smack you! |
Posted by: peckery 30-Mar-2004, 09:33 AM | ||
No need to get upset, boopie kins |
Posted by: JaneyMae 30-Mar-2004, 12:34 PM | ||
I think I have heard that one before Isn't violence a part of life? At least we are not maudtrolls. |
Posted by: tsargent62 30-Mar-2004, 12:42 PM | ||
Let's leave Bea Arthur out of this. |
Posted by: peckery 30-Mar-2004, 02:03 PM | ||
Bea Arthur naked |
Posted by: kidclaymore 30-Mar-2004, 05:26 PM |
Peckery, That sould make you feel right at home. |
Posted by: peckery 31-Mar-2004, 06:53 AM | ||
I'm more of Gertrude Stein or Bella Abzug monkey. I know this will get back to Sockabelle, so let me say in advance, I've had a good life and I will miss all of you. Bury me under the spreading arms of a banana tree. |
Posted by: Annabelle 31-Mar-2004, 07:38 AM |
I really don't think we should talk about Peckery's sister, Bea is a really nice person. Now naked, that picture is scary! Very scary! Just don't go there. Very scary! If you can imagine her naked you should see Peckery! (screaming) Worst than the Grim Reaper with hair! |
Posted by: maisky 31-Mar-2004, 08:00 AM |
Let's imagine Annabelle naked, instead...... |
Posted by: tsargent62 31-Mar-2004, 08:04 AM | ||
To quote Austin Powers: Yeah, baby! Yeah! |
Posted by: Annabelle 31-Mar-2004, 10:36 AM |
Hey, you got a pole? Can I charge money? I can see if now A hairy naked female ape swinging on a pole? Are you sure you guys are ready for that? We could call the Strip joint "The Naked Ape" |
Posted by: peckery 31-Mar-2004, 10:37 AM | ||
Been there...done that (in a strictly cyber kinda way) |
Posted by: maisky 31-Mar-2004, 11:15 AM | ||
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=14]HUBA HUBA!!!! WOOO WOOOO! Take it OFF! |
Posted by: kidclaymore 31-Mar-2004, 03:18 PM | ||||
I'll second that. Anyone else want to take a vote. |
Posted by: Annabelle 31-Mar-2004, 04:46 PM |
I knew you guys were desperate! The cover charge at the "Naked Ape" is $50 or 5,000 banana's |
Posted by: kidclaymore 31-Mar-2004, 08:16 PM |
Ok! your worth it. and I'll add two coconuts for a tip. |
Posted by: tsargent62 31-Mar-2004, 08:23 PM |
If we're going to the Naked Ape to see Annabelle pole dance I would think the "coconuts" would be included. |
Posted by: Annabelle 31-Mar-2004, 11:09 PM |
Hey now, I don't come cheap. Come up with the 5,000 banana's or I'll have Uncle toni Mahoney toss you out on your jungle butts! Could we make pina colata's with the coconuts? I could make new bras out of the shells. So I expect my tip(coconuts) to be big enough. Get a little grass skirt and be a coctail waitress when I'm not swinging from the pole. Hey a naked ape's got to make a living ya know? |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 31-Mar-2004, 11:38 PM |
(*sitting here shaking my head wondering what Sis is up to. First sliding down the Bar and busts up her foot and ankle, Now pole dancing. What is she going to do next?*) |
Posted by: peckery 01-Apr-2004, 07:13 AM |
Pimp Daddy Peckery????? |
Posted by: maisky 01-Apr-2004, 07:38 AM | ||
I'm on my way to the bank........ |
Posted by: maisky 01-Apr-2004, 07:48 AM |
We have a 'party' brewing. Check out the fishing thread in the pub. |
Posted by: peckery 01-Apr-2004, 07:59 PM |
Posted by: Annabelle 01-Apr-2004, 11:30 PM |
Make sure the banana's are not over ripe ok? I do have my standards you know. Hey did you hear Peckery got a Pink Cadiliac with a dash that is trimmed in white fur...(pimp daddy Peckery) It's a special gift for him being it's "April Fools Day" |
Posted by: peckery 02-Apr-2004, 08:31 AM |
yo yo yo yoyo |
Posted by: maisky 02-Apr-2004, 08:41 AM | ||
DARN! He found my 'reserve' of Tullimore Dew! I KNEW I shouldn't have hidden it in his basement! |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 10:42 AM | ||
(*smiling brightly, humming, dancing*) WRONG! I found it - and left him 2 bottles for emergencies... I promised I'd find that reserve. I always find whiskey. Some more to look for? |
Posted by: maisky 02-Apr-2004, 10:44 AM | ||
Errrr. what whiskey could you be refering to? |
Posted by: tsargent62 02-Apr-2004, 10:50 AM |
Is that a bottle of whiskey in your pants or are you just happy to see me? |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 10:57 AM | ||||
* shalalalala...* * I'll find it, yeah...* Then I'm going to call JaneyMae and we will PARTY!!! |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 10:58 AM | ||
Always happy to see you, Todd! |
Posted by: maisky 02-Apr-2004, 11:36 AM |
You weren't watching the fishing thread in the pub. The party is already scheduled on my new fishing boat. Being able to smell whiskey won't help: retreiving it requires scuba gear! |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 11:46 AM |
Of course I was! You're speaking of this nice, little white boat with the nice, little pool; chlorinated or not...hmhm...you can have your party there, no problem! I'm not mean or narrow-minded... Nevertheless...never say never... Cheers! |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 11:52 AM |
Gaberlunzie! I'm already on the boat! Come on woman! We can get the party started full force! |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 12:12 PM | ||
You are on the boat already...no wonder I couldn't find you yesterday to tell you what I've found...well, if you think and if Maisky won't kick me overboard immediately ...okay, I'll be there in lightening speed!!! Hm...*cough*...*deeeeeep sigh*...I'll bring Maisky's reserve with me then - THIS time...play the music... cool the beer and get the glasses for the whiskey...I'm COMING!!! |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 12:16 PM |
All is prepared! Maisky wouldn't DARE kick you overboard with me along. Never fear........I'm his little sister I'm tougher than he is |
Posted by: maisky 02-Apr-2004, 12:20 PM |
Don't hurt me again, teacher!!! (whimper) |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 12:23 PM |
You better be behavin yerself then! You have to be nice to Gaberlunzie! OR ELSE |
Posted by: maisky 02-Apr-2004, 12:26 PM |
Yes, teacher. I'll be nice to the pretty lady. |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 12:29 PM |
Gaberlunzie -- you best watch out for Maisky.............he scares me when he's this "nice." |
Posted by: peckery 02-Apr-2004, 12:38 PM |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 12:39 PM | ||
Oh thank you, JaneyMae; I'm so glad to have you at my side!!! Oh, and I'll ALWAYS watch out for Maisky, ALWAYS..he's always good for a surprise... |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 12:48 PM |
That's a large truth! Let the party begin!! |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 12:54 PM |
Posted by: maisky 02-Apr-2004, 12:56 PM |
You know you can trust ME, Gabby dear..... |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 01:00 PM | ||
Oh, I know a lot, Maisky, dear... |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 01:09 PM |
Yum! I love hot salsa! This is a blast! Maisky don't do that to Gaburlunzie! Shame on you |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 01:25 PM | ||
Yes, Maisky, don't do that to the nice pretty lady Gabby... (*grinning gloatingly*) |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 01:33 PM |
Yo, Maisky, when is the band arriving? We need some tunes |
Posted by: maisky 02-Apr-2004, 01:37 PM |
I will have to check with Raven and Barddas to see how soon they can make it..... Arminta usually brings Peckery on a leash.... |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 01:42 PM |
Well get on it please! I do love the music! Geez! You really need to at least try to leave Gaberlunzie alone, bro! Hey! Is the roast Troll almost done? I'm hungry! |
Posted by: tsargent62 02-Apr-2004, 01:49 PM |
How about a nice habanero glaze on that troll? MMM! |
Posted by: maisky 02-Apr-2004, 01:55 PM |
SSSSHHHHHHH!!!! We don't want Barddas to be suspicious. He is playing as part of the entertainment. He might be sensative about having a relative on the menu. |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 02-Apr-2004, 02:06 PM | ||
It's hurting terribly but I HAVE to say you're RIGHT on that...We won't tell him... (*nipping her whiskey, always watching Maisky suspiciously*) |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 02:19 PM |
Use that habanero sauce on the "beastie" again! OOOO that is looking so nice! Where's my whiskey? Maisky, did you take my whiskey? |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 02:20 PM |
I agree that it wouldn't be nice to tell Barddas that he is going to be a cannibal. What he doesn't know won't hurt him |
Posted by: JaneyMae 02-Apr-2004, 02:24 PM |
Keep the party going! I'll be back tomorrow or tonight. Have to go work ( I apologize for using that dirty, foul word in public) |
Posted by: peckery 02-Apr-2004, 04:10 PM |
And who is watching after the triplets????????????? |
Posted by: tsargent62 02-Apr-2004, 07:38 PM |
I bet Barddas would be more than happy to. |
Posted by: Annabelle 02-Apr-2004, 08:29 PM |
Yea who is watching the triplets'? Don't look at me! |
Posted by: tsargent62 02-Apr-2004, 08:37 PM |
Leave them with the band. I'm sure they'll be just fine. Go ahead. |
Posted by: Annabelle 02-Apr-2004, 08:44 PM |
Give them a set of drums and turn them loose to do what comes naturally |
Posted by: tsargent62 02-Apr-2004, 08:49 PM |
Makes sense. They are Peckery's young 'uns. (wish there was a drummer smilie) |
Posted by: Annabelle 02-Apr-2004, 11:25 PM |
Oh does Big Daddy play the drum's? |
Posted by: kidclaymore 03-Apr-2004, 01:03 AM | ||
Oh I have them, as usual so don't worry. |
Posted by: Kassia 03-Apr-2004, 01:23 AM | ||
Is the Pope Polish?? |
Posted by: Annabelle 03-Apr-2004, 09:21 AM |
He is? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy! No wonder the kids have great rhythm... |
Posted by: Annabelle 03-Apr-2004, 09:22 AM |
Thank goodness their is one responsible person in this group! Thanks Uncle Kid for watching the triplets! |
Posted by: JaneyMae 03-Apr-2004, 09:47 AM |
Bring them along to the ship! We'll throw them is the pool and teach them to swim. Annabelle, get your self over here! |
Posted by: Annabelle 03-Apr-2004, 10:39 AM |
Coming girlfriend! |
Posted by: Herrerano 03-Apr-2004, 10:51 AM |
I'll bring the bleach. Leo |
Posted by: JaneyMae 03-Apr-2004, 11:12 AM |
What's the bleach for? |
Posted by: peckery 07-Apr-2004, 03:19 PM | ||
Yeah Leo. What IS the bleach for???? |
Posted by: Annabelle 07-Apr-2004, 04:56 PM |
It's ok honey, you can share with friends here. The bleach is to get the lint out of his belly button! Bleach eats away lint! We don't want them to have hairy belly buttons! Trying to teach the kids and peckery good grooming habits, so when they grow up, they will be lintless. |
Posted by: peckery 07-Apr-2004, 09:46 PM | ||
They don't H A V E belly buttons!!!! |
Posted by: JaneyMae 09-Apr-2004, 10:21 AM |
No belly buttons!?!? Socking Simply Socking |
Posted by: Annabelle 09-Apr-2004, 02:45 PM |
Only 2 of them don't have belly buttons. When they are hatched, they don't come with belly buttons silly! |
Posted by: peckery 10-Apr-2004, 11:36 AM |
Saki learned his first curse word today. We are PROUD parents |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Apr-2004, 02:47 PM |
Peckery, Is Saki into your Brewskies yet? |
Posted by: Annabelle 10-Apr-2004, 03:13 PM |
No brewskies for the babies Uncle Richard! Have to wait til they can pick up their own pint! |
Posted by: peckery 11-Apr-2004, 09:06 AM | ||
I slip him a little Jack on the side. He also likes Old English 800. |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Apr-2004, 09:29 AM | ||||
Now the Jack would be OK better still would be Wild Turkey or Old Granddad but we are going to have to work on him with his choice of Brews. |
Posted by: Herrerano 11-Apr-2004, 11:02 AM |
Curious if the little rugmonkeys went out hunting for Easter bananas. Leo |
Posted by: Annabelle 11-Apr-2004, 01:12 PM |
yep,whole basket of banana's |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Apr-2004, 09:38 PM |
Did you dye the bananas? And if you did, how did the dye take? |
Posted by: Annabelle 11-Apr-2004, 09:46 PM |
Pretty good since all I had was yellow. |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Apr-2004, 09:50 PM |
Did you hide the Yellow ones in with the Daffodils and the Green ones in the Grass? I would have. |
Posted by: Annabelle 12-Apr-2004, 08:36 AM |
how did you know brother dear? You are so smart! Problem is I've got all of this easter candy left over and I KEEP WANTING to eat it and I can't afford to, anyway I don't do well with alot of sugar. Keep tripping me to have a Migraine...so i'd better stay away from that stuff. Easter was nice. Now we don't have a holiday til Memorial day, right? Isn't that the next long weekend. Seems like a long way away....boo hoo! A |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Apr-2004, 11:50 AM | ||
Oh Sis, we have several more Holidays between now and then; April 19 - New Moon April 22 - Earth Day April 30 - Arbor Day May 4 - Full Moon May 9 - Mother's Day May 15 - Armed Forces Day May 24 - Victoria Day (Canada) May 19 - New Moon May 30 - Start of National Fishing and Boating Week. These are the ones that I am aware of. There probably many many more. |
Posted by: maisky 12-Apr-2004, 11:55 AM | ||||
Don't forget National Beer Day on April 17! (I just declared this one) |
Posted by: maisky 12-Apr-2004, 11:56 AM |
What the heck! Let's make it "National Beer Year"! |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Apr-2004, 12:01 PM | ||
I will Second that Motion. |
Posted by: MDF3530 12-Apr-2004, 03:15 PM |
I'll raise my to that! Heck, I'll raise it to just about anything (except that Bush getting reelected) ! |
Posted by: Annabelle 12-Apr-2004, 07:48 PM |
Hey, I will definitely raise mine to Bush. That is what's so great about this country. We can all chose without worry or fear. |
Posted by: maisky 12-Apr-2004, 08:17 PM | ||
Unless we say something bad about the Dept. of Homeland Security, in which case they will come after you. |
Posted by: Annabelle 12-Apr-2004, 08:42 PM |
Good |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Apr-2004, 10:27 PM |
What is the worst they could do to me? Deport me back to Ohio? Ohh! I'm already there. |
Posted by: kidclaymore 13-Apr-2004, 12:32 AM | ||
I'll second that. |
Posted by: peckery 13-Apr-2004, 06:58 AM |
"Wooo Hooo! I'm buyin." says Saki. |
Posted by: maisky 13-Apr-2004, 07:09 AM | ||
What's this I hear about you voluntering to be a "security specialist" in Falluja? |
Posted by: peckery 13-Apr-2004, 07:13 AM | ||||
Detroit? |
Posted by: tsargent62 13-Apr-2004, 10:08 AM | ||||||
Silly monkey! Have you ever been there. Secure != Detroit |
Posted by: maisky 13-Apr-2004, 11:36 AM |
Ok, so security levels in Detroit and Iraq are about the same.... |
Posted by: tsargent62 13-Apr-2004, 12:14 PM | ||
Parts of it are. You don't want to go in the housing projects. Scary places. I live in the far flung northern burbs, so I don't go to Detroit itself much. There are some cool things about it, tho. There's Joe Lewis Arena (where the Red Wings play), Comerica Park (where the Tigers play), and Cass Avenue (where the hookers play). Wait, strike that last one. |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 13-Apr-2004, 12:31 PM |
I can honestly say that Detroit is securely outside of Ohio's Borders. |
Posted by: tsargent62 13-Apr-2004, 12:36 PM |
Didn't you hear? Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick wants to annex Toledo. Yeah, I know. Big loss, eh? |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 13-Apr-2004, 12:41 PM |
Michigan and Ohio still having Border Wars. Not suprising. |
Posted by: maisky 13-Apr-2004, 01:19 PM | ||
I liked going to dinner in Greektown and the strip clubs at the edge of Wyandotte. |
Posted by: tsargent62 13-Apr-2004, 01:37 PM | ||
Ah, so you've been there, then. Detroit is rebounding. They had a mayor who was pretty crooked for about 20 years, so the city went downhill. There's more development and businesses are returning to downtown. It'll still take a long time. |
Posted by: maisky 13-Apr-2004, 01:41 PM | ||
I spent several years in Detroit one winter (at least it seemed that long). I was on a project at the old BASF facility in Wyandotte. I remember Cuingin's shrimp house in Wyandotte, and the bilingual bars there. (Polish and Polish). |
Posted by: tsargent62 13-Apr-2004, 06:07 PM | ||
Yeah, you've said that before! Believe me, had my druthers I'd be somewhere else. Colorado Springs. Now <u>that's</u> a city! |
Posted by: Kassia 13-Apr-2004, 11:07 PM | ||
And the brown ones with the....... |
Posted by: Annabelle 14-Apr-2004, 07:17 AM |
O, Kassia that's priceless... |
Posted by: peckery 15-Apr-2004, 09:19 AM |
Dear,,,, Who has the kids? |
Posted by: maisky 15-Apr-2004, 11:31 AM | ||||
C.S. is indeed an nice place. I spent several years on the "other side" in the big city of Parachute. |
Posted by: Herrerano 15-Apr-2004, 12:19 PM | ||
peckery Posted on Apr 15 2004, 10:19 AM
See below..... |
Posted by: maisky 15-Apr-2004, 12:22 PM | ||
VERY GOOD! Soon they will get the ransom note...... |
Posted by: Annabelle 15-Apr-2004, 01:31 PM |
How come their mother is alway's the last to know? |
Posted by: Annabelle 15-Apr-2004, 01:34 PM |
Maisky, druthers? Now you are hanging with all of us southerners that you are beginning to sound normal! Good Fella!! |
Posted by: maisky 15-Apr-2004, 01:34 PM | ||
Because daddy is busy selling the story to the "Inquirer" and the "sun". |
Posted by: Herrerano 15-Apr-2004, 02:51 PM |
And then there is the question, where was mommy? Dancing in a bar? Hmmmmm Leo |
Posted by: birddog20002001 15-Apr-2004, 03:07 PM |
I W o U l d L i k e . 82 c en t s f or t h e r e T u r N of t HE T ri pLE t s Si gh ned A n uo.. Anno Annn An. So me on e Y o u do n't K n OW |
Posted by: birddog20002001 15-Apr-2004, 03:35 PM |
Ok I admit it it was me that sent the note but I don't have them I'm sorry |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 15-Apr-2004, 04:33 PM |
Since I actually have the triplets, they will be returned next Tuesday as long as my conditions are met. At the moment I forgot what they were but send it anyhow, if it was an it. |
Posted by: Annabelle 15-Apr-2004, 09:02 PM |
Anyone with their right mind is going to pay you to keep them. *Expert in this field |
Posted by: peckery 15-Apr-2004, 11:25 PM |
Saki will drink him out of house and home. They will be back soon. GREAT job, MOM !!! |
Posted by: Herrerano 16-Apr-2004, 01:01 PM |
Looks like Saki left home with something of Daddys. |
Posted by: maisky 16-Apr-2004, 01:20 PM | ||
Saki is buying tonight!!!! Free Tully and Single Malt! |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Apr-2004, 02:34 PM |
Will pay big money to take these Sock Monkies off of my hands. |
Posted by: birddog20002001 16-Apr-2004, 02:50 PM | ||||
I think that I have read this book. What was it, "The Ransome of Red Chief"? by O. Henery |
Posted by: JaneyMae 16-Apr-2004, 03:21 PM | ||
Serve me up another, Barkeep! The drinks are on Saki |
Posted by: Herrerano 17-Apr-2004, 01:16 PM |
17 April 2004 San Antonio Three missing sockmonkeys were reportedly sighted this morning hitch hiking on Interstate 35 headed south. Earlier they were captured on store video at the STOP N GO on 1439 E SOUTHCROSS BLVD trying to purchase a bottle of Jack Daniels with a credit card. The clerk's suspicions were aroused when one of them tried to sign the receipt with crayon. The three sockmonkeys fled on foot when the clerk started to telephone the police. Anyone seeing these three is advised to please notify their nearest law enforcement agency. It is believed they are headed south, possibly with the intention of crossing into Mexico. |
Posted by: peckery 17-Apr-2004, 02:49 PM | ||
Holy CRAP ! Their on to us !! Sockie ! Socky ! To the Sockmobile!!!! |
Posted by: peckery 20-Apr-2004, 10:05 PM |
This photo was just sent to me by the owner of a bar in Tiajuana. It is very shocking and NOT for the faint of heart or the squeamish. You have been warned. |
Posted by: peckery 20-Apr-2004, 10:08 PM |
And their Aunt Kassia was found with them. (This was Mrs. Peckery's idea. M E R C Y ) |
Posted by: Herrerano 21-Apr-2004, 07:13 AM |
It looks like they have been picked up by this notorious criminal and are now headed south, deep into Mexico. They should have known better then hang around in that sleazy border bar, but Saki insisted on seeing exactly what it was Maria did with that burro. Poor little sockmonkeys. |
Posted by: maisky 21-Apr-2004, 07:23 AM |
Oh the horror! Poor little monkeys. |
Posted by: JaneyMae 21-Apr-2004, 08:19 AM |
OH NO!!!! SOCKING! SIMPLY SOCKING!! |
Posted by: TripsMom 21-Apr-2004, 08:27 AM | ||
No, actually poor criminal. The triplets will get the upper hand. They always do. Trust me, I have experience with these things. |
Posted by: Kassia 21-Apr-2004, 08:39 PM | ||
I am not a Crook!!! I am just the designated driver!! Remember, sock monkeys mature much faster than people, and they are alread into puberty. gonna get you, tracie! |
Posted by: Annabelle 21-Apr-2004, 08:59 PM |
Now tell me why my sweet little darlings would be headed into Mexico? They don't speak the language but Saki does like a spicy burrito with his Beer at night. pleae tell the kids to come home! Tell Aunt Kassia we have her bed ready to put her in also. saki, socki and what's her name? Come home dears! Sockabelle |
Posted by: Herrerano 22-Apr-2004, 06:35 AM |
http://www.isla-mujeres.net/ |
Posted by: Annabelle 22-Apr-2004, 10:20 AM |
We haven't gotten a ransome note yet! |
Posted by: Herrerano 22-Apr-2004, 10:31 AM |
I think they may have escaped their original kidnapper and stolen his fishing gear and taken off for an intercontinental joy ride and crime spree and fishing trip. Those little sockmonkeys need some serious discipline. Leo |
Posted by: Annabelle 22-Apr-2004, 10:49 AM |
Don't even think about spanking those sweet little darlings! |
Posted by: Herrerano 22-Apr-2004, 02:17 PM |
Spanking might be the least of their worries in the part of the world they have run away to. |
Posted by: maisky 22-Apr-2004, 03:59 PM |
Don't look at the person posting this!!! Send one case of Tullamore Dew to my secret address! I can't tell you what it is, because it's secret! Just send the Dew and I will tell you where the spoiled brats......errrrr.....sweet children are. |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 22-Apr-2004, 09:57 PM | ||
I knew I was missing something around here, Does anyone know where they are at so that I can get my gear back? |
Posted by: Kassia 22-Apr-2004, 10:33 PM |
Definately three boys!! they totally trashed my house with dirty socks and underwear! there is a tower of empties constructed on the top of my kitchen table, and they are all running around playing hide the banana! the bassets are hiding in terror under the bed!. Peckery Nicholas, come pick up your little monsters right now! |
Posted by: Herrerano 23-Apr-2004, 07:38 AM |
Looks like the little malcreants are headed into Guatemala. |
Posted by: peckery 23-Apr-2004, 07:49 AM | ||
EErrr, aahhhhhh, well, W H A T ! ! ? ? |
Posted by: Annabelle 23-Apr-2004, 10:30 AM |
Hide the banana?? Peckery is it time to sit down and have that talk with the sweet darling angels? |
Posted by: Herrerano 23-Apr-2004, 01:50 PM |
If those little sockmonkeys keep on the path they are on they will soon be singing a song like these little orangutans ( http://www.rathergood.com/bananas/ ). Leo |
Posted by: Annabelle 23-Apr-2004, 05:48 PM |
Hey don't give my kids " the wrong banana's" while they are south of de border! That is just too funny! Makes me laugh! |
Posted by: peckery 25-Apr-2004, 08:32 AM |
Leo, are we related?? |
Posted by: Herrerano 26-Apr-2004, 10:47 AM |
Saki checks out some of the local girls. (Caution, explicit photo of girls in native costume) |
Posted by: Annabelle 26-Apr-2004, 07:55 PM |
Cute little girls! |
Posted by: Herrerano 27-Apr-2004, 12:55 PM |
No one noticed as the three sockmonkeys slipped across the Honduran border. Probably because the police on both sides were busy soliciting collections for their upcoming 'police' balls. After the night in Guatemala City and then the wrong turn that took them to Puerto Barrios and the really wild time that Saki had there they were very relieved to be continuing south east. The old car they had hotwired was loaded down with cases of cerveza Gallo and bottles of Sello de Oro. Saki had a first class headache and he had an odd sort of itchy, tingly sensation when he, well, you know. They had bananas for several day and it now looked like they had quite a trip planned. Saki had finally learned enough Spanish to say useful phrases like, "Por favor, no meta esa alli." and the phrase which may have been his downfall in the Club Oasis in Puerto Barrios, "¿Entonces, cuantos para diez minutos? They were now seasoned little criminal travelers. Can't someone help these errant sockmonkeys? Leo |
Posted by: Herrerano 28-Apr-2004, 02:43 PM |
This just gets stranger and stranger. CAN'T SOMEONE HELP THESE SOCKMONKEYS??? |
Posted by: Herrerano 03-May-2004, 11:03 AM |
Folks here in Panama are stunned. General elections were held yesterday and in a very surprising turn of events, a completely unknown candidate won the presidency. Everyone is wondering how this happened and how much money traded hands. There is now rioting in the streets. |
Posted by: Annabelle 03-May-2004, 11:39 AM |
O my baby boy! I'm so proud! *sniffels and crying* If they are rioting in the streets I hope they don't expect him to clean it up? He never cleaned his room. |
Posted by: Herrerano 03-May-2004, 12:05 PM |
The Tribunal Electoral is in the fifty sixth recount trying desperately to find a mistake. His first act was to raise taxes, payable in bananas. If Panama had an army I am pretty sure there would have been a coup by now. Declaring all beaches compulsory nude beaches has really gone too far. Leo |
Posted by: tsargent62 03-May-2004, 12:09 PM | ||
Sounds just like his old man. Peckery must be so proud! |
Posted by: Annabelle 03-May-2004, 12:18 PM |
The Nude beaches was his father's idea. I use to hear from their bedroom when they would have father/ son talks: Viva papa viva papa chanted all of the time. Now I know what they were excited about. |
Posted by: peckery 10-May-2004, 09:52 AM |
As El Presidente, I order the following laws to be put into effect. Breasts will now be called Chacha-bingos Official Drink of the Counrty is now the Tequilla Slammer Offical state motto "No tengo tiempo para ti" Michael Flatley is named the Czar of Prance Thong bikini is the offical state dress Offical song "I Am The Frito Bandito" Offical Food "Banana Casarole" By Order of Saki |