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Posted by: RavenWing 05-Feb-2004, 10:40 AM |
Hi y'all. The story thread reminded me of a game we used to play as kids. Here are the rules. 1. You can only use 4 words at a time. 2. You can't follow yourself. i.e. let someone else continue before you post again. 3. Of course, no profanity 4. Be creative! Your lines can be as bizarre as you want! |
Posted by: RavenWing 05-Feb-2004, 10:41 AM |
The kinkajou of the |
Posted by: tsargent62 05-Feb-2004, 02:30 PM |
Denver Chamber of Commerce |
Posted by: RavenWing 05-Feb-2004, 03:01 PM |
pasted paper to the |
Posted by: jaynebylak 05-Feb-2004, 05:07 PM |
bulletin board covering up |
Posted by: barddas 05-Feb-2004, 05:15 PM |
The want add for |
Posted by: MDF3530 05-Feb-2004, 05:36 PM |
"Kucinich for President" volunteers |
Posted by: RavenWing 06-Feb-2004, 03:56 PM |
. But spam was needed |
Posted by: barddas 06-Feb-2004, 03:59 PM |
Then, out of nowhere |
Posted by: RavenWing 06-Feb-2004, 04:00 PM |
ninjas appeared with their |
Posted by: MDF3530 06-Feb-2004, 04:25 PM |
clan warrior friends and |
Posted by: Aaediwen 06-Feb-2004, 05:03 PM |
Their fearsome, bloodthirsty weapons |
Posted by: jaynebylak 06-Feb-2004, 08:54 PM |
climbing equipment and swords |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 07-Feb-2004, 09:30 AM |
their Umbrellas and Lace |
Posted by: barddas 07-Feb-2004, 09:46 AM |
And a partridge in |
Posted by: MDF3530 07-Feb-2004, 10:08 AM |
A pear tree. The |
Posted by: barddas 07-Feb-2004, 10:11 AM |
Ninja's danced the macerana |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 07-Feb-2004, 10:17 AM |
as they smashed grapes |
Posted by: MDF3530 07-Feb-2004, 10:17 AM |
long into the night |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 07-Feb-2004, 10:21 AM |
falling against each other |
Posted by: MDF3530 07-Feb-2004, 10:24 AM |
in drunken stupors while |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 07-Feb-2004, 10:50 AM |
stuffin their faces with |
Posted by: Aaediwen 07-Feb-2004, 10:53 AM |
The band played on |
Posted by: jaynebylak 07-Feb-2004, 12:16 PM |
the table as Sun |
Posted by: Kiwi Gael 08-Feb-2004, 01:21 AM |
...worshippers worked on their... |
Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 09:18 AM |
plan to conquer the |
Posted by: MDF3530 08-Feb-2004, 01:24 PM |
Seventh Day Adventists and |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Feb-2004, 01:46 PM |
Surfers in the southern |
Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 03:20 PM |
seas, but then Tam'oshanta |
Posted by: jaynebylak 08-Feb-2004, 05:25 PM |
decided to buy the |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Feb-2004, 07:28 PM |
goat for the open |
Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 08:44 PM |
hunting season, thinking that |
Posted by: MDF3530 08-Feb-2004, 09:01 PM |
his brother Angus would |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Feb-2004, 09:08 PM |
trade it in for |
Posted by: MDF3530 08-Feb-2004, 09:24 PM |
a '69 Dodge Challenger |
Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 09:31 PM |
However, the goat ate |
Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 10:03 PM |
Tam'oshanta (the head ninja)'s |
Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 10:17 PM |
Bagpipes, causing the wind |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Feb-2004, 10:35 PM |
to hiss through the |
Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 10:49 PM |
bag, making a loud |
Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 10:56 PM |
Phut. before exploding, causing |
Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 11:03 PM |
the goat to haul |
Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 11:06 PM |
The twisted remains of |
Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 11:08 PM |
the bagpipes far far |
Posted by: Danann 08-Feb-2004, 11:19 PM |
into the middle of |
Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 11:23 PM |
the ninjas' dance party. |
Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 11:37 PM |
The ninjas tripped on |
Posted by: Nefariel 09-Feb-2004, 12:02 AM |
the ruins. "Oi! My |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Feb-2004, 01:33 AM |
While at the same |
Posted by: barddas 09-Feb-2004, 08:44 AM |
twenty women named, Helen |
Posted by: RavenWing 09-Feb-2004, 10:24 AM |
flailed their arms wildly |
Posted by: Nefariel 09-Feb-2004, 12:35 PM |
desperately searching for their |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Feb-2004, 01:22 PM |
name tag that they |
Posted by: RavenWing 09-Feb-2004, 02:02 PM |
lost at the rave. |
Posted by: MDF3530 09-Feb-2004, 04:10 PM |
Angus walked in and |
Posted by: Aaediwen 09-Feb-2004, 05:30 PM |
Presented his mystical blade |
Posted by: MDF3530 09-Feb-2004, 05:33 PM |
, steel folded over 200 |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Feb-2004, 06:26 PM |
blankets out back of |
Posted by: RavenWing 10-Feb-2004, 01:27 PM |
the horse's rump. What |
Posted by: barddas 10-Feb-2004, 01:36 PM |
happend to the Ninja's, |
Posted by: RavenWing 10-Feb-2004, 01:44 PM |
squealed the pig when |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Feb-2004, 02:13 PM |
it saw the boy (*Thank you Nefariel*) |
Posted by: Nefariel 10-Feb-2004, 03:10 PM |
pull out his sword. (no problem richard ) |
Posted by: RavenWing 11-Feb-2004, 11:27 AM |
The sword was not |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Feb-2004, 11:54 AM |
as long as he |
Posted by: Nefariel 11-Feb-2004, 12:28 PM |
had remembered it. Maybe |
Posted by: RavenWing 11-Feb-2004, 12:50 PM |
a sword gremlin ate |
Posted by: Nefariel 11-Feb-2004, 01:58 PM |
the tip. Gremlins love |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Feb-2004, 02:10 PM |
to do that when |
Posted by: MDF3530 11-Feb-2004, 03:44 PM |
swordsmen don't pay attention. |
Posted by: Nefariel 11-Feb-2004, 06:12 PM |
Angus, the swordsman boy |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Feb-2004, 06:16 PM |
,was called over to |
Posted by: MDF3530 11-Feb-2004, 07:14 PM |
the public square in |
Posted by: Nefariel 11-Feb-2004, 08:01 PM |
Denver, where massive amounts |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Feb-2004, 11:04 PM |
of Haggis were strewn |
Posted by: jaynebylak 12-Feb-2004, 11:14 AM |
all over everybody who |
Posted by: RavenWing 12-Feb-2004, 11:38 AM |
had fingernails. Not just |
Posted by: MDF3530 12-Feb-2004, 01:52 PM |
that, but the Denver |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Feb-2004, 02:11 PM |
Fire Department came out |
Posted by: MDF3530 12-Feb-2004, 02:15 PM |
and shot confetti from |
Posted by: Nefariel 12-Feb-2004, 04:08 PM |
"fire" vacuum cleaners, removing |
Posted by: RavenWing 13-Feb-2004, 08:13 AM |
all traces of sequins |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 13-Feb-2004, 08:19 AM |
that fell Women's dresses |
Posted by: 3Ravens 13-Feb-2004, 09:04 PM |
were spangled with. Then |
Posted by: jaynebylak 14-Feb-2004, 12:41 PM |
the firemen decided to |
Posted by: Nefariel 14-Feb-2004, 02:05 PM |
redecorate the dresses with |
Posted by: MDF3530 14-Feb-2004, 02:32 PM |
Christmas ornaments and Twinkies. |
Posted by: Nefariel 14-Feb-2004, 04:30 PM |
They fell in love |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 14-Feb-2004, 04:34 PM |
with what they thought |
Posted by: MDF3530 14-Feb-2004, 05:45 PM |
was a good idea and |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 14-Feb-2004, 05:49 PM |
when the cows came |
Posted by: MDF3530 14-Feb-2004, 05:55 PM |
home, they milked them. |
Posted by: Jaxom 15-Feb-2004, 02:54 PM |
The Milkmaids stools broke |
Posted by: MDF3530 15-Feb-2004, 03:04 PM |
under the crushing weight |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 15-Feb-2004, 03:20 PM |
of the cows as |
Posted by: Annabelle 15-Feb-2004, 08:41 PM |
as she fell forward. |
Posted by: Nefariel 16-Feb-2004, 08:55 PM |
"Blast it all!" thought |
Posted by: 3Ravens 16-Feb-2004, 09:16 PM |
the dairyman, as he |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Feb-2004, 09:32 PM |
went to pick up |
Posted by: Annabelle 16-Feb-2004, 11:02 PM |
the milk bottle crate. Annabelle |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 16-Feb-2004, 11:51 PM |
the milk bottles broke |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Feb-2004, 11:53 PM |
into little pieces with |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 17-Feb-2004, 01:20 PM |
sharp enough edges to |
Posted by: MDF3530 17-Feb-2004, 03:34 PM |
pierce the skin and |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 17-Feb-2004, 05:42 PM |
to slice the cheese. |
Posted by: MDF3530 17-Feb-2004, 08:05 PM |
The Denver Broncos then |
Posted by: 3Ravens 17-Feb-2004, 10:55 PM |
signed an endorsement for |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 18-Feb-2004, 07:57 PM |
Wal-Mart for their Lifetime |
Posted by: MDF3530 18-Feb-2004, 08:07 PM |
lifetime naming rights to |
Posted by: 3Ravens 18-Feb-2004, 11:18 PM |
line of energybars and |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 19-Feb-2004, 12:18 AM |
spandex pants. But the |
Posted by: MDF3530 19-Feb-2004, 04:59 PM |
National Football League objected, |
Posted by: 3Ravens 19-Feb-2004, 10:07 PM |
to the energybars, because |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 19-Feb-2004, 10:45 PM |
of the Chocolate that |
Posted by: Nefariel 20-Feb-2004, 01:27 PM |
oozed out at the |
Posted by: Danann 20-Feb-2004, 01:31 PM |
Superbowl game on live |
Posted by: MDF3530 20-Feb-2004, 04:11 PM |
worldwide television, causing a big |
Posted by: 3Ravens 20-Feb-2004, 11:50 PM |
brewhaha by the fundamentalists. |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 21-Feb-2004, 12:07 AM |
Who had absolutely no (MDF3530, you cheated, that was 5 words, Shame on you. ) |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 21-Feb-2004, 02:11 PM |
idea of what was |
Posted by: MDF3530 22-Feb-2004, 02:11 PM |
considered good taste. The |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 22-Feb-2004, 05:18 PM |
Firemen at this time |
Posted by: MDF3530 22-Feb-2004, 07:54 PM |
turned on their hoses, |
Posted by: 3Ravens 23-Feb-2004, 12:09 AM |
washing away Angus and |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 23-Feb-2004, 12:30 AM |
and the shepard Pious |
Posted by: 3Ravens 23-Feb-2004, 08:41 PM |
leaving the sheep loveless |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 24-Feb-2004, 12:40 AM |
So now, they had |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 24-Feb-2004, 12:49 AM |
to drink Milk or |
Posted by: 3Ravens 24-Feb-2004, 01:03 AM |
Chai Tea, and eat |
Posted by: 3Ravens 25-Feb-2004, 01:33 AM |
Scones and crumpets with (It's been more than 24 hours, and nobody else posted, so i get to go again, right?) |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 25-Feb-2004, 10:50 AM |
Peanutbutter and Applebutter toppings. |
Posted by: MDF3530 25-Feb-2004, 05:11 PM |
But the toppings were |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 25-Feb-2004, 07:18 PM |
absolutely far from good |
Posted by: Annabelle 25-Feb-2004, 10:51 PM |
After Tea Time was |
Posted by: MDF3530 26-Feb-2004, 04:30 PM |
over. They began congealing |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 26-Feb-2004, 10:13 PM |
when the temperatures began |
Posted by: Annabelle 26-Feb-2004, 10:51 PM |
cooling every so slightly. |
Posted by: RavenWing 27-Feb-2004, 08:54 AM |
The noxious fumes from |
Posted by: MDF3530 27-Feb-2004, 04:03 PM |
the congealing spreads were |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 28-Feb-2004, 10:39 PM |
spilling out under the |
Posted by: 3Ravens 29-Feb-2004, 06:23 AM |
edge of the tent |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 29-Feb-2004, 06:36 AM |
, creeping inside and filling |
Posted by: MDF3530 29-Feb-2004, 01:45 PM |
the tent with a |
Posted by: maggiemahone1 29-Feb-2004, 06:41 PM |
smell so strong. It maggiemahone1 |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 29-Feb-2004, 07:21 PM |
almost made me lose |
Posted by: frozenrose97 29-Feb-2004, 07:23 PM |
my senes so I |
Posted by: frozenrose97 29-Feb-2004, 07:24 PM |
(my senses, so I) |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 01-Mar-2004, 06:25 AM |
dazey but still panicky |
Posted by: 3Ravens 01-Mar-2004, 08:59 AM |
crawled away to find |
Posted by: Danann 01-Mar-2004, 12:41 PM |
some smelling salts and |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 01-Mar-2004, 01:00 PM |
the way out to |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 01-Mar-2004, 01:10 PM |
down town Denver again |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 01-Mar-2004, 01:35 PM |
in order to escape |
Posted by: MDF3530 01-Mar-2004, 04:42 PM |
the stench and the |
Posted by: 3Ravens 01-Mar-2004, 08:32 PM |
mob of babbling politicians |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 01-Mar-2004, 11:07 PM |
for they knew that |
Posted by: MDF3530 02-Mar-2004, 04:14 PM |
Bush was an idiot. |
Posted by: Haldur 02-Mar-2004, 07:18 PM |
Not only was Bush |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 02-Mar-2004, 07:25 PM |
an adequate President doing |
Posted by: MDF3530 02-Mar-2004, 08:00 PM |
nothing but warmongering and |
Posted by: Annabelle 02-Mar-2004, 08:07 PM |
collecting armor and treasures. |
Posted by: MDF3530 02-Mar-2004, 08:14 PM |
The Denver City Council |
Posted by: Annabelle 02-Mar-2004, 08:18 PM |
Today, decided two for |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 02-Mar-2004, 10:16 PM |
the price of three |
Posted by: MDF3530 03-Mar-2004, 03:19 PM |
on all footballs and |
Posted by: Haldur 03-Mar-2004, 05:23 PM |
and that Congress can |
Posted by: Annabelle 03-Mar-2004, 09:25 PM |
Make Saturday Beer Day. |
Posted by: MDF3530 03-Mar-2004, 09:29 PM |
"Woohoo!", Homer Simpson yelped. |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 04-Mar-2004, 03:48 AM |
He immediately hurried to |
Posted by: kelaorqu 04-Mar-2004, 08:18 AM |
a Nuclear plant nearby |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 04-Mar-2004, 08:27 AM |
Moe's tavern where he |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 04-Mar-2004, 08:53 AM |
ordered up a Beer. |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 04-Mar-2004, 06:02 PM |
Unfortunately he didn't notice |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 04-Mar-2004, 08:49 PM |
the flowers that were |
Posted by: MDF3530 04-Mar-2004, 10:14 PM |
polka dotted and radioactive |
Posted by: Annabelle 05-Mar-2004, 07:41 AM |
over in the corner. A |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 05-Mar-2004, 10:44 AM |
To make matters worse, |
Posted by: Annabelle 05-Mar-2004, 03:27 PM |
The Democrates exposed us |
Posted by: 3Ravens 06-Mar-2004, 12:18 PM |
to godawful endless rhetoric |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 06-Mar-2004, 09:18 PM |
that we hope will |
Posted by: maggiemahone1 06-Mar-2004, 10:04 PM |
end now. What the maggiemahone1 |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 07-Mar-2004, 03:42 PM |
devil is going on |
Posted by: Annabelle 07-Mar-2004, 08:16 PM |
Said the President to A |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 07-Mar-2004, 09:00 PM |
Street sweeper while she |
Posted by: Annabelle 07-Mar-2004, 10:07 PM |
swayed her hips in |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 07-Mar-2004, 11:27 PM |
the water fountain before |
Posted by: Annabelle 08-Mar-2004, 12:00 AM |
celebrating her 49th birthday. |
Posted by: 3Ravens 08-Mar-2004, 12:02 PM |
President Annabelle, why'd you |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Mar-2004, 02:20 PM |
have to go out |
Posted by: RavenWing 08-Mar-2004, 04:42 PM |
dressed as a maimed |
Posted by: MDF3530 08-Mar-2004, 05:24 PM |
cockroach? That was disgusting! |
Posted by: Annabelle 09-Mar-2004, 10:28 AM |
I'm not a cockroach! |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Mar-2004, 11:22 AM |
when the lights went |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 09-Mar-2004, 02:09 PM |
down slowly and darkness |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Mar-2004, 03:52 PM |
settled in, the cockroach |
Posted by: MDF3530 09-Mar-2004, 04:04 PM |
went to the bar |
Posted by: Annabelle 09-Mar-2004, 09:01 PM |
and ordered a Triple! |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Mar-2004, 09:06 PM |
You are to young |
Posted by: MDF3530 09-Mar-2004, 09:08 PM |
How about Pepsi instead? |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Mar-2004, 09:24 PM |
NO! Said the Cockroach, |
Posted by: RavenWing 10-Mar-2004, 10:19 AM |
I'll take some Black Flag |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Mar-2004, 12:39 PM |
along with me to (*Tisk, Tisk Raven Wing, that was 5 words. *) |
Posted by: RavenWing 10-Mar-2004, 01:32 PM |
(Sorry, I meanto to hyphenate Black Flag, but I forgot. ) The watering hole where |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Mar-2004, 06:26 PM |
the cows were being *(That's OK , I will forgive you this time. )* |
Posted by: MDF3530 10-Mar-2004, 07:28 PM |
milked. The farmer then |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Mar-2004, 07:46 PM |
called for his Wife |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 11-Mar-2004, 12:33 AM |
who hurried along grumbling |
Posted by: jaynebylak 11-Mar-2004, 12:58 AM |
cant you do anything |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 09:55 AM |
without me, she said |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 11-Mar-2004, 10:35 AM |
just ANYTHING but boozing |
Posted by: Annabelle 11-Mar-2004, 12:13 PM |
and sleeping lazy bum. |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 11-Mar-2004, 12:26 PM |
All of a sudden |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 11-Mar-2004, 12:42 PM |
she stopped yelling; staring |
Posted by: maggiemahone1 11-Mar-2004, 01:33 PM |
for the farmer stopped maggiemahone1 |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 02:11 PM |
jumping up and down |
Posted by: MDF3530 11-Mar-2004, 04:11 PM |
and started juggling chickens . |
Posted by: Annabelle 11-Mar-2004, 04:21 PM |
The Farmer had anger |
Posted by: MDF3530 11-Mar-2004, 04:57 PM |
management group therapy sessions |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 05:10 PM |
the day before when |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 11-Mar-2004, 09:36 PM |
the cow gave Cheese |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 09:42 PM |
with no fat contents. |
Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 11-Mar-2004, 09:45 PM |
or much flavor either |
Posted by: RobertH 11-Mar-2004, 10:11 PM |
Then the kilted policemen |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 10:33 PM |
went back to the |
Posted by: RobertH 11-Mar-2004, 11:05 PM |
Royal Chicken Coop to |
Posted by: MDF3530 12-Mar-2004, 03:50 PM |
use the facilities and |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Mar-2004, 05:25 PM |
make some lunch before |
Posted by: Annabelle 12-Mar-2004, 06:35 PM |
heading to LULU's house. |
Posted by: maggiemahone1 12-Mar-2004, 08:07 PM |
Upon arriving at LULU's maggiemahone1 |
Posted by: MDF3530 12-Mar-2004, 08:18 PM |
The Colorado Health Department |
Posted by: Annabelle 12-Mar-2004, 10:05 PM |
quarantined the entire facility |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Mar-2004, 10:46 PM |
and ordered that everything |
Posted by: RobertH 12-Mar-2004, 11:20 PM |
that Lulu painted green |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 13-Mar-2004, 09:31 AM |
to be kept in |
Posted by: Annabelle 13-Mar-2004, 04:03 PM |
a dark smelley closet. |
Posted by: RobertH 13-Mar-2004, 05:28 PM |
Then 100 angry weasles |
Posted by: Annabelle 13-Mar-2004, 09:39 PM |
went stomping into the |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 13-Mar-2004, 10:21 PM |
kitchen, they were hungry |
Posted by: Annabelle 13-Mar-2004, 10:48 PM |
for some Roasted Peckery. |
Posted by: MDF3530 14-Mar-2004, 02:13 PM |
The health department said |
Posted by: Annabelle 14-Mar-2004, 02:16 PM |
Call for the Doctor. |
Posted by: 3Ravens 14-Mar-2004, 04:08 PM |
In came the doctor, |
Posted by: Annabelle 14-Mar-2004, 05:51 PM |
who discovered a orange |
Posted by: MDF3530 14-Mar-2004, 07:57 PM |
Crush bottle in the |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 14-Mar-2004, 08:08 PM |
bottom of the cabinet. |
Posted by: Annabelle 14-Mar-2004, 09:40 PM |
Cautiously the Dr picks |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 14-Mar-2004, 09:44 PM |
his nose while he |
Posted by: Annabelle 14-Mar-2004, 09:47 PM |
drinks orange soda and |
Posted by: MDF3530 15-Mar-2004, 05:20 PM |
watched the hockey game. |
Posted by: 3Ravens 15-Mar-2004, 05:42 PM |
The Rangers were winning |
Posted by: RobertH 15-Mar-2004, 08:07 PM |
against the goat herders |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 15-Mar-2004, 11:20 PM |
but it was close |
Posted by: Annabelle 15-Mar-2004, 11:28 PM |
enough to smell their |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 15-Mar-2004, 11:31 PM |
socks through their skates. (Sorry guys, I just couldn't resist the temptation. ) |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 16-Mar-2004, 01:49 AM |
This infernal smell attracted |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Mar-2004, 10:12 AM |
all the opossums with |
Posted by: MDF3530 16-Mar-2004, 04:35 PM |
carpal tunnel syndrome and |
Posted by: Annabelle 16-Mar-2004, 06:05 PM |
drove them insane with |
Posted by: maisky 16-Mar-2004, 06:25 PM |
cravings for chocolate milk! |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Mar-2004, 07:44 PM |
As usual the local |
Posted by: MDF3530 16-Mar-2004, 09:10 PM |
PTA and Hare Krishnas |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Mar-2004, 10:22 PM |
came around doing their |
Posted by: RobertH 16-Mar-2004, 10:46 PM |
hair with big curlers |
Posted by: Annabelle 19-Mar-2004, 09:37 PM |
Oh My! Said the |
Posted by: MDF3530 19-Mar-2004, 11:34 PM |
Colorado State Police chief. |
Posted by: 3Ravens 19-Mar-2004, 11:38 PM |
"Ya'll are under arrest!" |
Posted by: Annabelle 20-Mar-2004, 10:01 AM |
Don't make me shoot |
Posted by: MDF3530 20-Mar-2004, 06:22 PM |
urinals and sock monkeys ! |
Posted by: RobertH 20-Mar-2004, 08:52 PM |
But a bald gorilla |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 20-Mar-2004, 11:05 PM |
is always watching you |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 21-Mar-2004, 06:14 AM |
with cunny looks in |
Posted by: Annabelle 22-Mar-2004, 03:17 PM |
your direction. Pecko walked |
Posted by: RavenWing 22-Mar-2004, 03:28 PM |
up to the gazelle |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 23-Mar-2004, 02:06 PM |
and said, "You Don't |
Posted by: MDF3530 23-Mar-2004, 03:31 PM |
live here. Go away!" |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 23-Mar-2004, 10:42 PM |
With that, he turned |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 23-Mar-2004, 11:11 PM |
away from the scene |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 23-Mar-2004, 11:19 PM |
and went straight to |
Posted by: Annabelle 24-Mar-2004, 06:51 PM |
Bloomingdale's beauty center for |
Posted by: MDF3530 24-Mar-2004, 09:06 PM |
an antlerstyle. Then Sockmonkey |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 24-Mar-2004, 09:44 PM |
came in through the |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 29-Mar-2004, 12:11 PM |
back door of the |
Posted by: RavenWing 29-Mar-2004, 02:15 PM |
the scented tea-towel club. |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 29-Mar-2004, 03:53 PM |
He ordered up a |
Posted by: MDF3530 29-Mar-2004, 04:46 PM |
Corona with a lime (figures I'd say that, huh ?) |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 29-Mar-2004, 04:51 PM |
with an Earl Grey |
Posted by: Knightly Knight 29-Mar-2004, 06:12 PM |
twist. Then he shouted |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 30-Mar-2004, 02:05 AM |
"You call this a... |
Posted by: Annabelle 30-Mar-2004, 07:30 AM |
"A Freakin Beer Man"? |
Posted by: tsargent62 30-Mar-2004, 11:32 AM |
Then he proceeded to |
Posted by: RavenWing 30-Mar-2004, 12:09 PM |
obsessive compulsively count holes |
Posted by: tsargent62 30-Mar-2004, 12:46 PM |
in the Denver aardvark |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 30-Mar-2004, 02:45 PM |
while at the same |
Posted by: MDF3530 30-Mar-2004, 04:54 PM |
time whistle "Dixie" and |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 30-Mar-2004, 05:27 PM |
danced a soft shoe. |
Posted by: tsargent62 31-Mar-2004, 09:44 AM |
However, he felt that |
Posted by: Richard Bercot 31-Mar-2004, 02:15 PM |
if he could only |
Posted by: tsargent62 01-Apr-2004, 12:19 PM |
talk to his shoes |
Posted by: gaberlunzie 01-Apr-2004, 01:15 PM |
the mystery of his |
Posted by: RavenWing 01-Apr-2004, 01:56 PM |
Toe fungus was completely |