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| Briana1970 |
Posted on: 27-Jun-2009, 01:35 PM |
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Night in Day
by Joseph Stroud
The night never wants to end, to give itself over
to light. So it traps itself in things: obsidian, crows.
Even on summer solstice, the day of light's great
triumph, where fields of sunflowers guzzle in the sun--
we break open the watermelon and spit out
black seeds, bits of night glistening on the grass.
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Forum: Celtic Hearts · Post Preview: #282780 |
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| Briana1970 |
Posted on: 25-Jun-2009, 08:58 AM |
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Comebacks for Pickup Lines
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #282726 |
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| Briana1970 |
Posted on: 25-Jun-2009, 08:52 AM |
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How to ask a Man to do Something:
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:
1. Make sure the man is conscious.
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes.
6. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.
7. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #282724 |
| Briana1970 |
Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:38 AM |
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Ice Coffee
Pot Pourri or Incense |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #282409 |
| Briana1970 |
Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:35 AM |
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False
You are going boating this weekend. |
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Forum: Fun N Games · Post Preview: #282407 |
| Briana1970 |
Posted on: 05-May-2009, 05:57 PM |
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Hello, my name is Briana. I stumbled onto this site not too long ago and decided this could be a very interesting place to be. I also luv celtic music and have ventured into the medieval kingdom. I am not a "gamer" so this is new to me and I see there is a Forum to help me along. |
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That would be seven points.....