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Posted by: RavenWing 05-Feb-2004, 10:40 AM
Hi y'all. The story thread reminded me of a game we used to play as kids. Here are the rules.

1. You can only use 4 words at a time.
2. You can't follow yourself. i.e. let someone else continue before you post again.
3. Of course, no profanity
4. Be creative! Your lines can be as bizarre as you want!

Posted by: RavenWing 05-Feb-2004, 10:41 AM
The kinkajou of the

Posted by: tsargent62 05-Feb-2004, 02:30 PM
Denver Chamber of Commerce

Posted by: RavenWing 05-Feb-2004, 03:01 PM
pasted paper to the

Posted by: jaynebylak 05-Feb-2004, 05:07 PM
bulletin board covering up

Posted by: barddas 05-Feb-2004, 05:15 PM
The want add for

Posted by: MDF3530 05-Feb-2004, 05:36 PM
"Kucinich for President" volunteers

Posted by: RavenWing 06-Feb-2004, 03:56 PM
. But spam was needed

Posted by: barddas 06-Feb-2004, 03:59 PM
Then, out of nowhere

Posted by: RavenWing 06-Feb-2004, 04:00 PM
ninjas appeared with their

Posted by: MDF3530 06-Feb-2004, 04:25 PM
clan warrior friends and

Posted by: Aaediwen 06-Feb-2004, 05:03 PM
Their fearsome, bloodthirsty weapons

Posted by: jaynebylak 06-Feb-2004, 08:54 PM
climbing equipment and swords

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 07-Feb-2004, 09:30 AM
their Umbrellas and Lace

Posted by: barddas 07-Feb-2004, 09:46 AM
And a partridge in

Posted by: MDF3530 07-Feb-2004, 10:08 AM
A pear tree. The

Posted by: barddas 07-Feb-2004, 10:11 AM
Ninja's danced the macerana

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 07-Feb-2004, 10:17 AM
as they smashed grapes

Posted by: MDF3530 07-Feb-2004, 10:17 AM
long into the night

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 07-Feb-2004, 10:21 AM
falling against each other

Posted by: MDF3530 07-Feb-2004, 10:24 AM
in drunken stupors while

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 07-Feb-2004, 10:50 AM
stuffin their faces with

Posted by: Aaediwen 07-Feb-2004, 10:53 AM
The band played on

Posted by: jaynebylak 07-Feb-2004, 12:16 PM
the table as Sun

Posted by: Kiwi Gael 08-Feb-2004, 01:21 AM
...worshippers worked on their...

Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 09:18 AM
plan to conquer the

Posted by: MDF3530 08-Feb-2004, 01:24 PM
Seventh Day Adventists and

Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Feb-2004, 01:46 PM
Surfers in the southern

Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 03:20 PM
seas, but then Tam'oshanta

Posted by: jaynebylak 08-Feb-2004, 05:25 PM
decided to buy the

Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Feb-2004, 07:28 PM
goat for the open

Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 08:44 PM
hunting season, thinking that

Posted by: MDF3530 08-Feb-2004, 09:01 PM
his brother Angus would

Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Feb-2004, 09:08 PM
trade it in for

Posted by: MDF3530 08-Feb-2004, 09:24 PM
a '69 Dodge Challenger

Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 09:31 PM
However, the goat ate

Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 10:03 PM
Tam'oshanta (the head ninja)'s

Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 10:17 PM
Bagpipes, causing the wind

Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Feb-2004, 10:35 PM
to hiss through the

Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 10:49 PM
bag, making a loud

Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 10:56 PM
Phut. before exploding, causing

Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 11:03 PM
the goat to haul

Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 11:06 PM
The twisted remains of

Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 11:08 PM
the bagpipes far far

Posted by: Danann 08-Feb-2004, 11:19 PM
into the middle of

Posted by: Nefariel 08-Feb-2004, 11:23 PM
the ninjas' dance party.

Posted by: Jaxom 08-Feb-2004, 11:37 PM
The ninjas tripped on

Posted by: Nefariel 09-Feb-2004, 12:02 AM
the ruins.
"Oi! My

Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Feb-2004, 01:33 AM
While at the same

Posted by: barddas 09-Feb-2004, 08:44 AM
twenty women named, Helen

Posted by: RavenWing 09-Feb-2004, 10:24 AM
flailed their arms wildly

Posted by: Nefariel 09-Feb-2004, 12:35 PM
desperately searching for their

Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Feb-2004, 01:22 PM
name tag that they

Posted by: RavenWing 09-Feb-2004, 02:02 PM
lost at the rave.

Posted by: MDF3530 09-Feb-2004, 04:10 PM
Angus walked in and

Posted by: Aaediwen 09-Feb-2004, 05:30 PM
Presented his mystical blade

Posted by: MDF3530 09-Feb-2004, 05:33 PM
, steel folded over 200

Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Feb-2004, 06:26 PM
blankets out back of

Posted by: RavenWing 10-Feb-2004, 01:27 PM
the horse's rump. What

Posted by: barddas 10-Feb-2004, 01:36 PM
happend to the Ninja's,

Posted by: RavenWing 10-Feb-2004, 01:44 PM
squealed the pig when

Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Feb-2004, 02:13 PM
it saw the boy

(*Thank you Nefariel*)

Posted by: Nefariel 10-Feb-2004, 03:10 PM
pull out his sword.

(no problem richard biggrin.gif)

Posted by: RavenWing 11-Feb-2004, 11:27 AM
The sword was not

Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Feb-2004, 11:54 AM
as long as he

Posted by: Nefariel 11-Feb-2004, 12:28 PM
had remembered it. Maybe

Posted by: RavenWing 11-Feb-2004, 12:50 PM
a sword gremlin ate

Posted by: Nefariel 11-Feb-2004, 01:58 PM
the tip. Gremlins love

Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Feb-2004, 02:10 PM
to do that when

Posted by: MDF3530 11-Feb-2004, 03:44 PM
swordsmen don't pay attention.

Posted by: Nefariel 11-Feb-2004, 06:12 PM
Angus, the swordsman boy

Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Feb-2004, 06:16 PM
,was called over to

Posted by: MDF3530 11-Feb-2004, 07:14 PM
the public square in

Posted by: Nefariel 11-Feb-2004, 08:01 PM
Denver, where massive amounts

Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Feb-2004, 11:04 PM
of Haggis were strewn

Posted by: jaynebylak 12-Feb-2004, 11:14 AM
all over everybody who

Posted by: RavenWing 12-Feb-2004, 11:38 AM
had fingernails. Not just

Posted by: MDF3530 12-Feb-2004, 01:52 PM
that, but the Denver

Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Feb-2004, 02:11 PM
Fire Department came out

Posted by: MDF3530 12-Feb-2004, 02:15 PM
and shot confetti from

Posted by: Nefariel 12-Feb-2004, 04:08 PM
"fire" vacuum cleaners, removing

Posted by: RavenWing 13-Feb-2004, 08:13 AM
all traces of sequins

Posted by: Richard Bercot 13-Feb-2004, 08:19 AM
that fell Women's dresses

Posted by: 3Ravens 13-Feb-2004, 09:04 PM
were spangled with. Then

Posted by: jaynebylak 14-Feb-2004, 12:41 PM
the firemen decided to

Posted by: Nefariel 14-Feb-2004, 02:05 PM
redecorate the dresses with

Posted by: MDF3530 14-Feb-2004, 02:32 PM
Christmas ornaments and Twinkies.

Posted by: Nefariel 14-Feb-2004, 04:30 PM
They fell in love

Posted by: Richard Bercot 14-Feb-2004, 04:34 PM
with what they thought

Posted by: MDF3530 14-Feb-2004, 05:45 PM
was a good idea and

Posted by: Richard Bercot 14-Feb-2004, 05:49 PM
when the cows came

Posted by: MDF3530 14-Feb-2004, 05:55 PM
home, they milked them.

Posted by: Jaxom 15-Feb-2004, 02:54 PM
The Milkmaids stools broke

Posted by: MDF3530 15-Feb-2004, 03:04 PM
under the crushing weight

Posted by: Richard Bercot 15-Feb-2004, 03:20 PM
of the cows as

Posted by: Annabelle 15-Feb-2004, 08:41 PM
as she fell forward.

Posted by: Nefariel 16-Feb-2004, 08:55 PM
"Blast it all!" thought

Posted by: 3Ravens 16-Feb-2004, 09:16 PM
the dairyman, as he

Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Feb-2004, 09:32 PM
went to pick up

Posted by: Annabelle 16-Feb-2004, 11:02 PM
the milk bottle crate.


Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 16-Feb-2004, 11:51 PM
the milk bottles broke

Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Feb-2004, 11:53 PM
into little pieces with

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 17-Feb-2004, 01:20 PM
sharp enough edges to

Posted by: MDF3530 17-Feb-2004, 03:34 PM
pierce the skin and

Posted by: Richard Bercot 17-Feb-2004, 05:42 PM
to slice the cheese.

Posted by: MDF3530 17-Feb-2004, 08:05 PM
The Denver Broncos then

Posted by: 3Ravens 17-Feb-2004, 10:55 PM
signed an endorsement for

Posted by: Richard Bercot 18-Feb-2004, 07:57 PM
Wal-Mart for their Lifetime

Posted by: MDF3530 18-Feb-2004, 08:07 PM
lifetime naming rights to

Posted by: 3Ravens 18-Feb-2004, 11:18 PM
line of energybars and

Posted by: Richard Bercot 19-Feb-2004, 12:18 AM
spandex pants. But the

Posted by: MDF3530 19-Feb-2004, 04:59 PM
National Football League objected,

Posted by: 3Ravens 19-Feb-2004, 10:07 PM
to the energybars, because

Posted by: Richard Bercot 19-Feb-2004, 10:45 PM
of the Chocolate that

Posted by: Nefariel 20-Feb-2004, 01:27 PM
oozed out at the

Posted by: Danann 20-Feb-2004, 01:31 PM
Superbowl game on live

Posted by: MDF3530 20-Feb-2004, 04:11 PM
worldwide television, causing a big

Posted by: 3Ravens 20-Feb-2004, 11:50 PM
brewhaha by the fundamentalists.

Posted by: Richard Bercot 21-Feb-2004, 12:07 AM
Who had absolutely no

(MDF3530, you cheated, that was 5 words, Shame on you. tongue.gif )

Posted by: gaberlunzie 21-Feb-2004, 02:11 PM
idea of what was

Posted by: MDF3530 22-Feb-2004, 02:11 PM
considered good taste. The

Posted by: Richard Bercot 22-Feb-2004, 05:18 PM
Firemen at this time

Posted by: MDF3530 22-Feb-2004, 07:54 PM
turned on their hoses,

Posted by: 3Ravens 23-Feb-2004, 12:09 AM
washing away Angus and

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 23-Feb-2004, 12:30 AM
and the shepard Pious

Posted by: 3Ravens 23-Feb-2004, 08:41 PM
leaving the sheep loveless tongue.gif

Posted by: Richard Bercot 24-Feb-2004, 12:40 AM
So now, they had

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 24-Feb-2004, 12:49 AM
to drink Milk or

Posted by: 3Ravens 24-Feb-2004, 01:03 AM
Chai Tea, and eat

Posted by: 3Ravens 25-Feb-2004, 01:33 AM
Scones and crumpets with

(It's been more than 24 hours, and nobody else posted, so i get to go again, right?)
tongue.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: Richard Bercot 25-Feb-2004, 10:50 AM
Peanutbutter and Applebutter toppings.

Posted by: MDF3530 25-Feb-2004, 05:11 PM
But the toppings were

Posted by: gaberlunzie 25-Feb-2004, 07:18 PM
absolutely far from good

Posted by: Annabelle 25-Feb-2004, 10:51 PM
After Tea Time was

Posted by: MDF3530 26-Feb-2004, 04:30 PM
over. They began congealing

Posted by: Richard Bercot 26-Feb-2004, 10:13 PM
when the temperatures began

Posted by: Annabelle 26-Feb-2004, 10:51 PM
cooling every so slightly.

Posted by: RavenWing 27-Feb-2004, 08:54 AM
The noxious fumes from

Posted by: MDF3530 27-Feb-2004, 04:03 PM
the congealing spreads were

Posted by: Richard Bercot 28-Feb-2004, 10:39 PM
spilling out under the

Posted by: 3Ravens 29-Feb-2004, 06:23 AM
edge of the tent

Posted by: gaberlunzie 29-Feb-2004, 06:36 AM
, creeping inside and filling

Posted by: MDF3530 29-Feb-2004, 01:45 PM
the tent with a

Posted by: maggiemahone1 29-Feb-2004, 06:41 PM
smell so strong. It


Posted by: Richard Bercot 29-Feb-2004, 07:21 PM
almost made me lose

Posted by: frozenrose97 29-Feb-2004, 07:23 PM
my senes so I

Posted by: frozenrose97 29-Feb-2004, 07:24 PM
(my senses, so I)

Posted by: gaberlunzie 01-Mar-2004, 06:25 AM
dazey but still panicky

Posted by: 3Ravens 01-Mar-2004, 08:59 AM
crawled away to find

Posted by: Danann 01-Mar-2004, 12:41 PM
some smelling salts and

Posted by: gaberlunzie 01-Mar-2004, 01:00 PM
the way out to

Posted by: Richard Bercot 01-Mar-2004, 01:10 PM
down town Denver again

Posted by: gaberlunzie 01-Mar-2004, 01:35 PM
in order to escape

Posted by: MDF3530 01-Mar-2004, 04:42 PM
the stench and the

Posted by: 3Ravens 01-Mar-2004, 08:32 PM
mob of babbling politicians

Posted by: Richard Bercot 01-Mar-2004, 11:07 PM
for they knew that

Posted by: MDF3530 02-Mar-2004, 04:14 PM
Bush was an idiot.

Posted by: Haldur 02-Mar-2004, 07:18 PM
Not only was Bush

Posted by: Richard Bercot 02-Mar-2004, 07:25 PM
an adequate President doing

Posted by: MDF3530 02-Mar-2004, 08:00 PM
nothing but warmongering and

Posted by: Annabelle 02-Mar-2004, 08:07 PM
collecting armor and treasures.

Posted by: MDF3530 02-Mar-2004, 08:14 PM
The Denver City Council

Posted by: Annabelle 02-Mar-2004, 08:18 PM
Today, decided two for

Posted by: Richard Bercot 02-Mar-2004, 10:16 PM
the price of three

Posted by: MDF3530 03-Mar-2004, 03:19 PM
on all footballs and

Posted by: Haldur 03-Mar-2004, 05:23 PM
and that Congress can

Posted by: Annabelle 03-Mar-2004, 09:25 PM
Make Saturday Beer Day.

Posted by: MDF3530 03-Mar-2004, 09:29 PM
"Woohoo!", Homer Simpson yelped.

Posted by: gaberlunzie 04-Mar-2004, 03:48 AM
He immediately hurried to

Posted by: kelaorqu 04-Mar-2004, 08:18 AM
a Nuclear plant nearby

Posted by: gaberlunzie 04-Mar-2004, 08:27 AM
Moe's tavern where he

Posted by: Richard Bercot 04-Mar-2004, 08:53 AM
ordered up a Beer.

Posted by: gaberlunzie 04-Mar-2004, 06:02 PM
Unfortunately he didn't notice

Posted by: Richard Bercot 04-Mar-2004, 08:49 PM
the flowers that were

Posted by: MDF3530 04-Mar-2004, 10:14 PM
polka dotted and radioactive

Posted by: Annabelle 05-Mar-2004, 07:41 AM
over in the corner.


Posted by: Richard Bercot 05-Mar-2004, 10:44 AM
To make matters worse,

Posted by: Annabelle 05-Mar-2004, 03:27 PM
The Democrates exposed us

Posted by: 3Ravens 06-Mar-2004, 12:18 PM
to godawful endless rhetoric

Posted by: Richard Bercot 06-Mar-2004, 09:18 PM
that we hope will

Posted by: maggiemahone1 06-Mar-2004, 10:04 PM
end now. What the


Posted by: Richard Bercot 07-Mar-2004, 03:42 PM
devil is going on

Posted by: Annabelle 07-Mar-2004, 08:16 PM
Said the President to

A tongue.gif

Posted by: Richard Bercot 07-Mar-2004, 09:00 PM
Street sweeper while she

Posted by: Annabelle 07-Mar-2004, 10:07 PM
swayed her hips in wink1.gif wink2.gif

Posted by: Richard Bercot 07-Mar-2004, 11:27 PM
the water fountain before

Posted by: Annabelle 08-Mar-2004, 12:00 AM
celebrating her 49th birthday.

Posted by: 3Ravens 08-Mar-2004, 12:02 PM
President Annabelle, why'd you

Posted by: Richard Bercot 08-Mar-2004, 02:20 PM
have to go out

Posted by: RavenWing 08-Mar-2004, 04:42 PM
dressed as a maimed

Posted by: MDF3530 08-Mar-2004, 05:24 PM
cockroach? That was disgusting!

Posted by: Annabelle 09-Mar-2004, 10:28 AM
I'm not a cockroach!

Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Mar-2004, 11:22 AM
when the lights went

Posted by: gaberlunzie 09-Mar-2004, 02:09 PM
down slowly and darkness

Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Mar-2004, 03:52 PM
settled in, the cockroach

Posted by: MDF3530 09-Mar-2004, 04:04 PM
went to the bar

Posted by: Annabelle 09-Mar-2004, 09:01 PM
and ordered a Triple!

Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Mar-2004, 09:06 PM
You are to young

Posted by: MDF3530 09-Mar-2004, 09:08 PM
How about Pepsi instead?

Posted by: Richard Bercot 09-Mar-2004, 09:24 PM
NO! Said the Cockroach,

Posted by: RavenWing 10-Mar-2004, 10:19 AM
I'll take some Black Flag

Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Mar-2004, 12:39 PM
along with me to

(*Tisk, Tisk Raven Wing, that was 5 words. tongue.gif *)

Posted by: RavenWing 10-Mar-2004, 01:32 PM
(Sorry, I meanto to hyphenate Black Flag, but I forgot. tongue.gif )

The watering hole where

Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Mar-2004, 06:26 PM
the cows were being

*(That's OK wink.gif , I will forgive you this time. tongue.gif )*

Posted by: MDF3530 10-Mar-2004, 07:28 PM
milked. The farmer then

Posted by: Richard Bercot 10-Mar-2004, 07:46 PM
called for his Wife

Posted by: gaberlunzie 11-Mar-2004, 12:33 AM
who hurried along grumbling

Posted by: jaynebylak 11-Mar-2004, 12:58 AM
cant you do anything

Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 09:55 AM
without me, she said

Posted by: gaberlunzie 11-Mar-2004, 10:35 AM
just ANYTHING but boozing

Posted by: Annabelle 11-Mar-2004, 12:13 PM
and sleeping lazy bum.

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 11-Mar-2004, 12:26 PM
All of a sudden

Posted by: gaberlunzie 11-Mar-2004, 12:42 PM
she stopped yelling; staring

Posted by: maggiemahone1 11-Mar-2004, 01:33 PM
for the farmer stopped


Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 02:11 PM
jumping up and down

Posted by: MDF3530 11-Mar-2004, 04:11 PM
and started juggling chickens biggrin.gif .

Posted by: Annabelle 11-Mar-2004, 04:21 PM
The Farmer had anger

Posted by: MDF3530 11-Mar-2004, 04:57 PM
management group therapy sessions

Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 05:10 PM
the day before when

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 11-Mar-2004, 09:36 PM
the cow gave Cheese

Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 09:42 PM
with no fat contents.

Posted by: Angel Whitefang (Rider) 11-Mar-2004, 09:45 PM
or much flavor either

Posted by: RobertH 11-Mar-2004, 10:11 PM
Then the kilted policemen

Posted by: Richard Bercot 11-Mar-2004, 10:33 PM
went back to the

Posted by: RobertH 11-Mar-2004, 11:05 PM
Royal Chicken Coop to

Posted by: MDF3530 12-Mar-2004, 03:50 PM
use the facilities and

Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Mar-2004, 05:25 PM
make some lunch before

Posted by: Annabelle 12-Mar-2004, 06:35 PM
heading to LULU's house.

Posted by: maggiemahone1 12-Mar-2004, 08:07 PM
Upon arriving at LULU's


Posted by: MDF3530 12-Mar-2004, 08:18 PM
The Colorado Health Department

Posted by: Annabelle 12-Mar-2004, 10:05 PM
quarantined the entire facility

Posted by: Richard Bercot 12-Mar-2004, 10:46 PM
and ordered that everything

Posted by: RobertH 12-Mar-2004, 11:20 PM
that Lulu painted green

Posted by: Richard Bercot 13-Mar-2004, 09:31 AM
to be kept in

Posted by: Annabelle 13-Mar-2004, 04:03 PM
a dark smelley closet.

Posted by: RobertH 13-Mar-2004, 05:28 PM
Then 100 angry weasles

Posted by: Annabelle 13-Mar-2004, 09:39 PM
went stomping into the

Posted by: Richard Bercot 13-Mar-2004, 10:21 PM
kitchen, they were hungry

Posted by: Annabelle 13-Mar-2004, 10:48 PM
for some Roasted Peckery.

Posted by: MDF3530 14-Mar-2004, 02:13 PM
The health department said

Posted by: Annabelle 14-Mar-2004, 02:16 PM
Call for the Doctor.

Posted by: 3Ravens 14-Mar-2004, 04:08 PM
In came the doctor,

Posted by: Annabelle 14-Mar-2004, 05:51 PM
who discovered a orange

Posted by: MDF3530 14-Mar-2004, 07:57 PM
Crush bottle in the

Posted by: Richard Bercot 14-Mar-2004, 08:08 PM
bottom of the cabinet.

Posted by: Annabelle 14-Mar-2004, 09:40 PM
Cautiously the Dr picks

Posted by: Richard Bercot 14-Mar-2004, 09:44 PM
his nose while he

Posted by: Annabelle 14-Mar-2004, 09:47 PM
drinks orange soda and

Posted by: MDF3530 15-Mar-2004, 05:20 PM
watched the hockey game.

Posted by: 3Ravens 15-Mar-2004, 05:42 PM
The Rangers were winning

Posted by: RobertH 15-Mar-2004, 08:07 PM
against the goat herders

Posted by: Richard Bercot 15-Mar-2004, 11:20 PM
but it was close

Posted by: Annabelle 15-Mar-2004, 11:28 PM
enough to smell their

Posted by: Richard Bercot 15-Mar-2004, 11:31 PM
socks through their skates.

(Sorry guys, I just couldn't resist the temptation. tongue.gif )

Posted by: gaberlunzie 16-Mar-2004, 01:49 AM
This infernal smell attracted

Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Mar-2004, 10:12 AM
all the opossums with

Posted by: MDF3530 16-Mar-2004, 04:35 PM
carpal tunnel syndrome and

Posted by: Annabelle 16-Mar-2004, 06:05 PM
drove them insane with

Posted by: maisky 16-Mar-2004, 06:25 PM
cravings for chocolate milk!

Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Mar-2004, 07:44 PM
As usual the local

Posted by: MDF3530 16-Mar-2004, 09:10 PM
PTA and Hare Krishnas

Posted by: Richard Bercot 16-Mar-2004, 10:22 PM
came around doing their

Posted by: RobertH 16-Mar-2004, 10:46 PM
hair with big curlers

Posted by: Annabelle 19-Mar-2004, 09:37 PM
Oh My! Said the

Posted by: MDF3530 19-Mar-2004, 11:34 PM
Colorado State Police chief.

Posted by: 3Ravens 19-Mar-2004, 11:38 PM
"Ya'll are under arrest!"

Posted by: Annabelle 20-Mar-2004, 10:01 AM
Don't make me shoot

Posted by: MDF3530 20-Mar-2004, 06:22 PM
urinals and sock monkeys biggrin.gif !

Posted by: RobertH 20-Mar-2004, 08:52 PM
But a bald gorilla

Posted by: Richard Bercot 20-Mar-2004, 11:05 PM
is always watching you

Posted by: gaberlunzie 21-Mar-2004, 06:14 AM
with cunny looks in

Posted by: Annabelle 22-Mar-2004, 03:17 PM
your direction. Pecko walked

Posted by: RavenWing 22-Mar-2004, 03:28 PM
up to the gazelle

Posted by: Richard Bercot 23-Mar-2004, 02:06 PM
and said, "You Don't

Posted by: MDF3530 23-Mar-2004, 03:31 PM
live here. Go away!"

Posted by: Richard Bercot 23-Mar-2004, 10:42 PM
With that, he turned

Posted by: gaberlunzie 23-Mar-2004, 11:11 PM
away from the scene

Posted by: Richard Bercot 23-Mar-2004, 11:19 PM
and went straight to

Posted by: Annabelle 24-Mar-2004, 06:51 PM
Bloomingdale's beauty center for

Posted by: MDF3530 24-Mar-2004, 09:06 PM
an antlerstyle. Then Sockmonkey

Posted by: Richard Bercot 24-Mar-2004, 09:44 PM
came in through the

Posted by: gaberlunzie 29-Mar-2004, 12:11 PM
back door of the

Posted by: RavenWing 29-Mar-2004, 02:15 PM
the scented tea-towel club.

Posted by: Richard Bercot 29-Mar-2004, 03:53 PM
He ordered up a

Posted by: MDF3530 29-Mar-2004, 04:46 PM
Corona with a lime

(figures I'd say that, huh tongue.gif biggrin.gif ?)

Posted by: Richard Bercot 29-Mar-2004, 04:51 PM
with an Earl Grey

Posted by: Knightly Knight 29-Mar-2004, 06:12 PM
twist. Then he shouted

Posted by: gaberlunzie 30-Mar-2004, 02:05 AM
"You call this a...

Posted by: Annabelle 30-Mar-2004, 07:30 AM
"A Freakin Beer Man"?

Posted by: tsargent62 30-Mar-2004, 11:32 AM
Then he proceeded to

Posted by: RavenWing 30-Mar-2004, 12:09 PM
obsessive compulsively count holes

Posted by: tsargent62 30-Mar-2004, 12:46 PM
in the Denver aardvark

Posted by: Richard Bercot 30-Mar-2004, 02:45 PM
while at the same

Posted by: MDF3530 30-Mar-2004, 04:54 PM
time whistle "Dixie" and

Posted by: Richard Bercot 30-Mar-2004, 05:27 PM
danced a soft shoe.

Posted by: tsargent62 31-Mar-2004, 09:44 AM
However, he felt that

Posted by: Richard Bercot 31-Mar-2004, 02:15 PM
if he could only

Posted by: tsargent62 01-Apr-2004, 12:19 PM
talk to his shoes

Posted by: gaberlunzie 01-Apr-2004, 01:15 PM
the mystery of his

Posted by: RavenWing 01-Apr-2004, 01:56 PM
Toe fungus was completely

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