, What do we really know about it?
Posted: 11-Jun-2004, 07:19 PM
Fear-leanmhainn an Rėgh
Realm: Cape Coral, Florida, USA, Planet Earth
CAMPING TIPS: (NOT!)
*A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side
dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent
*You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then
breathing on a pile of dry sticks.
*In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by
shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband
of your underwear.
*The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes
*A large carp can be used for a pillow.
*Check the washing instructions before purchasing any apparel to be
worn camping. Buy only those that read "Beat on a rock in stream."
*The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The
sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.
*It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding
mountain road behind a large motor home.
*Effective January 1, 2005, you will actually have to enlist in the
Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife.
*Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly
country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.
*In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to
strangle a snoring tent mate.
From Aiken's Short Laugh!
I know that my Redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand upon the earth. Job 19:25
"Non sibi sed patriae!"
Reviresco (I grow strong again)
Clan MacEwen motto
My Ewing Family Motto
(descendants of Baron William Ewing of Glasgow, born about 1630)
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
"Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." from "Epitoma Rei Militaris," by Vegetius
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