Monday morning after a long weekend and you nod-off at your desk. Along comes the boss and catches you napping. Here are the BEST things to say: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" 8. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" 7. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance" 6. "I was doing a highly specific exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who exercise?" 5. "Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" 3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" 2. "I wasn't sleeping..... I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. "Amen"
Feel free to add some more! I'm sure there are more good ones!
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Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- John Quincy Adams
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less - Robert E. Lee
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved - Romans 10:13 (KJV)
The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)
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