The good news is that your trip is extended and Helga gets tired of waiting.
The bad news is that while you were gone, mice got in and chewed all your things.
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God then made man. The Italians for their beauty. The French for their cuisine. The Welsh for their voices. The Germans for their cars. And on and on until He looked at what He had created and said, "This is all very well, but no-one is having fun. I'll have to make an Irishman."
Good news is you have very good insurance, it has coverage for chewing mice. So you get everything replaced.
The bad news is Helga bought out your insurance agent, so now you have to deal with her.
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Semper Fi
"If a man has found nothing he's willing to die for, he is not ready to live"
DISCIPLINE MUST BE A HABIT SO INGRAINED THAT IT IS STRONGER THAN THE EXCITEMENT OF BATTLE OR THE FEAR OF DEATH. General George S. Patton
Laws that forbid the carrying of firearms, disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assulted, and better for the assailants. They serve rather to encourge, than to prevent homicides. For an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.
The good news is that Bruno sees a friend and while he is distracted you slip the sudhi to a passing cat. The bad news is that the cat upchucks the sushi on Bruno's shoe.
The good news is that it is actually Dee's Roadkill Cafe in White, Georgia (actual place) that has wonderful BBQ and great home cooking - you are relieved!
The bad news is that they have been infested with 'possums and don't know what to do with them. It is getting close to closing time and they have run out of pork for the BBQ and most of the other food. Bruno is VERY hungry. So, they substitute the "fresh" 'possum for the pork!!!
p.s. there really is place in White, GA called Dee's Roadkill Cafe - and they really do have good food - no 'possum though.
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"He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, "He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust."" Psalm 91:1-2
"Be what you would seem to be--or, if you'd like it put more simply--Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." from "Alice in Wonderland"
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