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Posted: 30-Oct-2014, 02:51 PM
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How about the classic? Because your legs are younger than mine. After asking why should get what they asked instead of your brother/sister.
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Posted: 31-Oct-2014, 01:04 PM
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How about " put a jacket on I'm cold! "


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One can not profess to be of "GOD" and show intolerence and prejudice towards the beliefs of others.

Am fear nach gleidh na h–airm san t–sith, cha bhi iad aige ’n am a’ chogaidh.
He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war.

"We're all in this together , in the parking lot between faith and fear" ... O.C.M.S.

“Beasts feed; man eats; only the man of intellect knows how to eat well.”

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Is iomadh duine laghach a mhill an Creideamh.
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If they're cold maybe they need the jacket. laugh.gif When they want you to try something new. If you don't try it, you'll never know if you like it.

Eat your vegetables or finish your vegetables. I would wait until they left and then dump the vegetables back in the dish. wink.gif

I can't get past the smell of spinach. I did try it once and didn't like it. Also don't like liver it just looks gross. My dad liked it and she would only cook it for him.
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Liver....ewww!
My mother used to boil it to give to her show dogs. I can't be around it these days and that's been well over 30 years since I was last near her show dog liver.

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QUOTE (ogdenmusic @ 05-Oct-2007, 11:50 PM)
I brought you into this World and I can take you out too.

Heard this one all the time
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Different culture and language but the mother is the same in the whole world!!!
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QUOTE (ogdenmusic @ 05-Oct-2007, 10:50 PM)
I brought you into this World and I can take you out too.

I was lucky enough that I didn't hear that one. biggrin.gif
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QUOTE (Robert Phoenix @ 11-Nov-2007, 09:54 PM)
Came in an email:

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.    I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM . 
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times.    Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you  .

This is so true. I heard most of these one time or another. I never heard the Time Travel one from her. But I have heard someone else say it.

That is one of the funniest emails laugh.gif

I heard #18 a lot and thought it was funny. One of my high school teachers was cross-eyed. Or at least you never she was talking to you since it looked like she was looking at someone else.


19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

No. You won't know I'm cold unless I tell you. Because they are in another room.
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