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jedibowers Posted on: 16-Dec-2013, 08:38 PM

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Just once.
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jedibowers Posted on: 12-Dec-2010, 06:00 PM

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Wishing tree
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jedibowers Posted on: 05-Oct-2009, 01:45 PM

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I Claim this CD, so it is in the right format wink.gif
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jedibowers Posted on: 05-Oct-2009, 01:43 PM

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I claim this cd
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jedibowers Posted on: 05-Oct-2009, 01:41 PM

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claim cd
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jedibowers Posted on: 04-Oct-2009, 09:07 PM

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QUOTE (RebeccaAnn @ 04-Oct-2009, 11:00 PM)
I never saw the post for the second cd. Midnight? What time zone? It's almost 10 central time. I have to get children off to bed. School is tomarrow and they have to be up at 6.

He said between 11 - midnight EST. So that would be Midnight EDT and 11pm EDT central time.
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jedibowers Posted on: 18-May-2009, 02:31 PM

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QUOTE (Patch @ 18-May-2009, 09:14 AM)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills

in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?

If not, you're wondering now.

Have a nice day .

Slàinte,    

Patch    

puts a new meaning to not knowing where your money may have been.
  Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night!  ·  Post Preview: #281379

jedibowers Posted on: 15-May-2009, 10:28 AM

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Put an order for food and bought food, but my food went into the negative. So cancelled the rest of the order and the gold was added back to my amounts but no change to the food amount. Seems like whenever I "buy" food, the amount of food goes down instead of up.

15-May-2009 12:19pm
We have bought 10 Food on the market.


15-May-2009 12:19pm
We have bought 200,000 Food on the market.

ended up with -58,872 in food.
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jedibowers Posted on: 13-May-2009, 01:31 PM

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So you only thought Indiana grew sweet corn--read on

Tomato juice was first served at a French Lick, Indiana, hotel in 1925.
The first tomato juice factory was also in French Lick, IN.

The world's largest orchid species collection is found at Ball State University in Muncie , Indiana.

The first regulated speed limit (20 - 25 mph!) was initiated on Indiana Roads in 1921.

The steepest railroad grade in the world is in Madison, Indiana.

An average of 400 funnel clouds are sighted each year in Indiana.

The city of Gary, Indiana, was built on fill brought from the bottom of Lake Michigan through suction pipes.

There are only two Adams fireplaces in the United States.
One is in the White House and the other in the Diner Home in Indiana.

Josie Orr, wife of former Indiana Governor Robert Orr, flew bombers and
Cargo planes during World War II.

The Indianapolis Methodist Hospital is the largest Hospital in the Midwest.

One of the first complete bathrooms in Indianapolis was in the home of Hoosier poet, James Whitcomb Riley.

The career of Dorothy Lamour (famous for the Bing Crosby-Bob Hope Road
Movies) was launched in Indianapolis.

Aviatrix Amelia Earhart was once a Professor at Purdue University.

Crown Hill Cemetery ( Indianapolis ) is the largest cemetery in the U.S.

The library in Fort Wayne, Allen County, Indiana, houses one of the largest genealogy libraries in America.

Wabash, Indiana, was the first electrified city in the U.S.

Pendleton, Indiana, was the site of the first hanging of a white man for
Killing Indians.

The Courthouse roof in Greensburg , Indiana, has a tree growing from it.

The world's first transistor radio was made in Indianapolis.

Clark Gable and wife Carole Lombard (born in Fort Wayne, IN) honeymooned At
Lake Barbee near Warsaw, Indiana.

The American Beauty Rose was developed at Richmond, Indiana.

Elkhart, Indiana, is the band instrument capitol of the World.

Frank Sinatra first sang with the Tommy Dorsey band at the Lyric Theater In Indianapolis.

Purdue Alumnus, Earl Butz, served as the Secretary of Agriculture.

U.S. 231 is the longest highway in Indiana (231miles).

Johnny Appleseed is buried at Fort Wayne, Indiana.

The singing McGuire Sisters spent their childhood summers at the Church Of
God Campground in Anderson, Indiana.

The main station of the Underground Railroad was in Fountain County, Indiana.

There are 154 acres of sculpture gardens and trails at the Indianapolis Museum of Art.

La Porte County is the only county in America having 2 functioning Courthouses.
(I think we can add Vanderburgh and Elkhart Counties in with that also.)

Nancy Hanks Lincoln is buried in Posey County, Indiana.

Crawfordsville , Indiana ( Montgomery County ) is the only site in the World
where crinoids are found. (What is a Crinoid, you ask? A form of deep-water
marine life that looks something Like a starfish.)

Pendleton, Indiana, was the site of the 'Fall Creek Massacre'. A museum
Housing 3500 artifacts of pioneer Heritage now exists on that site.

St. Meinrad Archabbey is located in Spencer County and is one of only 2
Archabbeys in the U.S. And seven in the World. (Abbey Press is an operation
of the archabbey.)

A Buzz Bomb (German - WWII), believed to be the only one on public display
in the nation, can be found on the Putnam County Courthouse lawn in Greencastle.

Roberta Turpin Willett was born in Indiana.

James Dean was born and is buried in Indiana.

The world's tallest woman lived in Indiana.

Red Skelton was born in Vincennes, Indiana.

Mae West and Claude Akins were from Bedford , Indiana.

The inventor of the television, Philo T. Farnsworth, lived in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Forrest Tucker was from Pendleton, Indiana.

You can't ship wine to Indiana. (So how does it get here?)

Bob Greise is from Evansville, Indiana and was quarterback at Purdue
University in West Lafayette, IN.

Toni Tenille (of The Captain and Tenille) is from Indiana.

Oprah Winfrey built her residence in N/W Indiana.

Florence Henderson is from Indiana.

The much sought-after Hoosier Cabinets are an Indiana product.

90% of the world's popcorn is grown in Indiana.

The Jackson Five are from Gary, Indiana.

The birthplace of the automobile, the pneumatic rubber tire, The aluminum
casting process, stainless steel and the first Push-button car radio was in
Kokomo, Indiana.

Frank Borman, NASA Astronaut, born in Gary, Indiana.

Pretty neat, huh? And you thought there was only corn in Indiana
  Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night!  ·  Post Preview: #281201

jedibowers Posted on: 06-Apr-2009, 07:44 AM

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You forgot the most important thing that happen on April 6th. In 1320, the Declaration of Arbroath was signed saying that Scotland free from England. This declaration was referenced in 1776 when America was writting its Declaration of Independence.

In 1997, the United States celebrated it's first Tartan Day and it has been on the books ever since.
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jedibowers Posted on: 01-Apr-2009, 10:07 AM

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I find it interesting looking at the map of sector 1:6 and seeing all the MacIn's being protected but also has the flag showing that they are online. Some holiday!
  Forum: Medieval Kingdom  ·  Post Preview: #278790

jedibowers Posted on: 12-Mar-2009, 12:41 PM

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Marching in the parade and then following bands around. Hope to be able to have access to CR during the day.
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jedibowers Posted on: 11-Mar-2009, 01:55 PM

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ABOUT THE WRITER
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.

This is from news hound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'
I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America 's enemies.
I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my
preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter
plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose, watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous... Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.
At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.
Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.
When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' had to be the least appropriate.
'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me. 'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.
I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, ABBA was yelling 'Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine,' and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that It was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.


On the subject of Colonoscopies...

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
And the best one of all.
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'
  Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night!  ·  Post Preview: #276674

jedibowers Posted on: 09-Mar-2009, 02:24 PM

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I have been a member for several years, I think there was a year that I forgot to renew my membership. But I got that fixed and plan to stay a member of CR and support it often. I think most people that play medieval clans are members of CR. I would think that someone would spend time playing a game on this website and the person was not a member. With how much Paul has done to add more and more features to CR to make it an enjoyable place to come and listen to celtic music and spend time with others that also enjoy the music, I'm glad to be here as a paying member!!
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jedibowers Posted on: 09-Mar-2009, 02:14 PM

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I think a restart after the update would be fine. I will miss the progress that I made. Not sure about having a restart every year.
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jedibowers Posted on: 04-Mar-2009, 02:25 PM

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Last time I posted, my post rating went down. It was a shorter post, so I'm thinking that maybe the length does have something to do with it.
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jedibowers Posted on: 03-Mar-2009, 08:58 AM

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Hear! Hear!

Nothing better to drink than a Scotch!!! Currently drinking Hogs Head.
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jedibowers Posted on: 25-Feb-2009, 08:13 AM

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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced
was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding
them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo choo.">>
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
'Big People' words." She then asked little Alec what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

[I love this] .

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride and said, "Winnie the pooh."
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jedibowers Posted on: 25-Feb-2009, 07:58 AM

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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said
to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of
your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear
out of his drawer. ' What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!
  Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night!  ·  Post Preview: #275360

jedibowers Posted on: 25-Feb-2009, 07:52 AM

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Dang I was hoping that longer I was married more time I would have for gaming. Of course once kids start coming about...
  Forum: Medieval Kingdom  ·  Post Preview: #275358

jedibowers Posted on: 24-Feb-2009, 09:54 AM

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Did not know that we had generals and that we could name them. Do you get bonuses from attacking and/or defending?
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jedibowers Posted on: 24-Feb-2009, 09:32 AM

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I used to be very active in Tribal Wars then with everything with getting ready for a wedding cut my time, so I put someone on as account sitter. I'm kind of thinking of going back, if my account is still active. But not sure how much time I would have being newly married.
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jedibowers Posted on: 03-Feb-2009, 04:22 PM

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I tried to read fast thru this, but did not see an answer to the length of post question. Do we know how long a post has to be to count?
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jedibowers Posted on: 03-Feb-2009, 04:17 PM

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ah a fellow MacGregor!!!
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jedibowers Posted on: 12-Nov-2008, 08:17 AM

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I found this site earlier and ordered some items from them for my wedding. Have not received them yet, because a few items were special order.
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