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Posted: 09-Jan-2008, 08:07 PM
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This is a page from two diaries. One is a dog the other is a cat . . . I can relate to my animals through this!

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!



9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!



9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!



10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!



12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!



1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!



3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!



5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!



7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!



8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!



11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!







Excerpts from a Cat's Diary



Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.





Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.



I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.





There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.





Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs.



I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.



The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.



For now...



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Posted: 09-Jan-2008, 11:58 PM
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Well you can bet that made the milk shoot out my nose!


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Posted: 10-Jan-2008, 10:22 AM
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"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.

You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

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Posted: 12-Jan-2008, 03:00 PM
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This is so very true laugh.gif ... I have had cats for almost all my life and have a kitten of almost half a year now...so I could sign every letter of the avove! Great post, Mark! thumbs_up.gif biggrin.gif


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Posted: 28-Feb-2008, 10:24 AM
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laugh.gif Ok, now my co-workers really know I don't really work and have gone crazy as I sit here laughing hysterically.

Too funny, thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I actually think one of my parrots plots againest me.I know he difinitly is out to get my husband. My husband now calls him slasher.


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I think that all 21 of my birds are happy that I do not have a cat. They love to torment the dogs, since one of the dogs is scared of them. I can imagine a cat thinking that way.


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Haha I have dogs and a cat and that definitely reminds me of them!
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