Madam Nenita Villaran

[Cordelia]

That unbelievably annoying Madam Nenita Villaran actually had the audacity to email me several times these past few days at all four of my email accounts. After some thought as to what I should do, and reading at this website an account of someone who actually replied to Madam Nenita Villaran, http://419.bittenus.com/NenitaVillaran/ I decided to do the same thing, although I did not aid her at all, I can assure you!

To My Dear Madam Nenita Villaran,

You surely do not expect me to actually believe such a transparent story as yours to throw all caution to the wind and help you in your scheme to 'come out of the Phillipines in one piece' and be my investment partner? I can assure you that I am not as foolish as you thought. After retracing my latest steps, I realized that I left all my email addresses at my friend's website, and you were so evil as to pounce on that delicious post! My dear, if you wanted me to believe you, you really shouldn't have gone about and emailed ALL my email accounts with the same story, copied word for word! And you seem to hesitate in disclosing to me the name of your husband, since I might search for his name on the Internet, and find no one of his name to be connected to the late dictator of the Phillipines. I do express my sincerest apologies at being unable to aid you, and thereby, effectively thwarting your insidious designs . . . and hereby take leave of you, dearest Madam Nenita Villaran.


And don't talk such fustian as to bless me in God's name! That really is bordering on blasphemy! You know very well you don't mean a word you say!

Yours cordially, and most sincerely,

Lady Cordelia Squire, Viscountess of Kent


(ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I KNOW VERY WELL THAT I'M NOT A VISCOUNTESS OF KENT BUT THERE'S NO HARMING IN SCARING THAT SCAMMER A BIT WHEN HE/SHE'S TOLD ME OF A WHALE OF A TALE THAT TOOK UP TWO PAGES WORTH OF PAPER!)

AND NOW FOR WIDOWED MADAM NENITA VILLARAN'S REPLY:

This may be a bit of a shock to some delicate readers, but I am thoroughly delighted with the thought that I made that spleenful scammer so frustrated and annoyed!

His/Her answer: F*&^ You! D$#* It! Go to H***

My calm reply: Business transaction now terminated

[Cordelia]

I'm SOO Happy! I've been wanting to have another conversation with a spammer/scammer, and now my wish is fulfilled!

Now to track my progress with my latest acquaintance . . . presenting . . . PRINCESS PEACE LAMINE!!

DEAR FRIEND,
Compliment of the season to you and your entire family, I am writing this
letter In confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help
my family, and me that God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and
you would never regret this. But may I first apologies for The unsolicited
Intrusion into your privacy.

Well, I got your contact in your countries Directory in my search for honest
person that will Assist me pass Through this impending oppression that might
befall me And my family if Not checked.I am a female 27 years old . I like
people who Could be Caring, loving and home oriented above all sincere And
honest to Be entrusted with this long-term relationship.
And Again I like fraternity Of helpers`` that have the tenacity and will
power to Not back-off or give Up until ``you succeed especially in a case of
Where one is being Oppressed due to gender disparity.

I would like to build up a solid foundation with that person that will be in
the anals of my life and that of my family. Well, my father died two months
ago and left I and my very younger brother behind. He was a king, which our
town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death.
I was a Princess to him and the first born child that could take charge of
his wealth after his death as the most Senior more than eight years older
than my younger one, well because of the difficulties Our Mother had before
she started giving birth again infact my Brother was considered a miraculous
child.

More over couple with the fact that my mother is not too literate increased
my responsibility in the family I'm now seen as the engine that runs the
family. As a matter of fact,my dad deposited the sum of US$21.35Million
dollars in with ONE SECURITY FIRM. This money was annually paid into my late
fathers account before he transfered it to the Security Company from Shell
Petroleum Development Company(SPDC)and Chevron Oil Company operating in our
locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our
jurisdiction.

Just recently there has been attempts by my fathers kindred members who
feels that they can oppress me because of not only their greediness but also
as a female that I'm. But that God who has granted me wisdom in my approach
with them. Like they say is good to make hess while the sun shines I agreed
with my Family (My Mother and my Younger Brother) to Transfer this Sum out
of the Security Company and posibly Invest it abroad too before the
knowledge of those greedy Fellows.

It is against this background that I'm contacting you in confidence that you
will assist me in tranfering this Money out of the Security Company and
posibly advice me on how best to invest it in your country. I'm confident
that you are going to assist me so that no one will take over what rightly
belongs to my father and our family too, as they are planing to do so.
Besides, I still leave some portion of blame to Our Culture that do not also
have respect for Women.

Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to transfer this money into your
releable custody thats Bank Account, That is why I felt happy when I saw
your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will
help me invest this money wisely. I have concluded with my Lawyer to pay you
20% of the total amount for your sincere assistance and maybe after the
investment 10% interest of Annual Income for handling this business for us
cos we might make one of the Stake Holders.

Please If your going to be sincere in handling this project and again help
me in lifting this fund out of the Security company, kindly get back to me
as soon as posible so that I could link you to my Lawyer for the necessary
Legal Documentations that covers the money and further discussions.

Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence
the transaction as quick as possible Please don't forget that as soon as the
transfer is Completed I will Send my Lawyer or Travel down myself for
Investment.

At this junction I will need
1) YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS
2) DIRECT PHONE & FAX NO. for easy communication
PRINCESS PEACE LAMINE

MY ANSWER:

Princess Peace Lamine,

I greet you, as Lady Cordelia Squire, Viscountess of Kent . . .

I would like to help you most sincerely, but must know which country you reside in, and how it comes about that you do not have any royal advisers to help you? Once you give me that information, I will gladly do anything I can to help you reach personal and financial security.

With warm wishes,

Lady Cordelia Squire, Viscountess of Kent

P.S. Will update when she/he replies

[Cordelia]

Dear friend,
Thanks for your prompt response.

i have decided to reach you through my private email address.
i reside at no 5,cole street lagos- nigeria,
i do not have an adviser, that is why i seek for your consent to assist me claim this fund in the security company where it was deposited for safe keeping.

i am very glad that you have given me hope and encouragement to fight for my right.
please , at this point i will like to bring this to your notice that this fund is my last hope and the life of my family, i do not want you to betray me if this fund gets to you. although i am convinced that you will never do such a thing to me.

finally i want you to contact my family attorney who is incharge of this transaction. he will be the one you have to be dealing directly with as a result of my mornitoring movement by my greedies uncles who are oppressing to inherit all belong to my late father.

FIND BELOW MY ATTORNEY CONTACT!
NAME:BARRISTER FRED WILLIAMS,
ADDRESS:FRED WILLIAMS & ASSOCIATES
#53 ALLEN AVENUE IKEJ LAGOS-NIGERIA
TEL:234-803-070-49-22
E-MAIL: [email protected]

when contacting him send to him your full name, residential address, private phone and fax,

this attorney will be the one that will secure all the necessary docments that will back you up to claim this fund in the security company.
please what ever you are disscussing with the attorney always get intouch to me.
all i am assuring you is that you will never regret of assisting me!

Thanks And God Bless.
Princess Peace Lamine

My Answer:

I ask her whether she would like the address of my estate in England, or would she prefer my addresses in Scotland, Ireland, Wales?

She doesn't answer. . .

Then I email her again, telling her that I've found her name on the Internet, and have been warned that she is a scammer. I ask her to tell me who she really is, and if I'm satisfied with her answer, I will continue to help her.

HER REPLY:

Dear friend,
Thanks for your mail it will be not a surprise to received the smilar proposal with mine, i believe it could be one of the impostors oppressing to inherit all belong to my late father. my dear good friend, i am assuring you that this transacton is 100% free risk, you do not have to worry you will never regret of assisting me in this predicament.
Thanks And God Bless
Princes Peace Lamine.

My NEXT MOVE:

I email her barrister:

Are you the legal representative of Princess peace Lamine?

I am Lady Cordelia Squire, Viscountess of Kent.

I have been asked to contact you about a certain business
transaction/fund. Please enlighten me.

Thank you,

Lady Cordelia S.

HIS ANSWER:

FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER FRED WILLIAMS,
OF BARRISTER FRED WILLIAMS AND ASSOCIATES.
#53 ALLEN AVENUE IKEJA LAGOS-NIGERIA.
TELL:234-803-070-49-22
E-MAIL:[email protected]

ATTN: MRS CORDELIA,
I AM BARRISTER FRED WILLIAMS, THE BARRISTER SOLICITOR AND ADVOCATE TO MISS PRINCESS PEACE LAMINE.
I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL. THE CONTENS OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL NOTED.
HOWEVER I WILL LIKE TO HAVE YOUR FULL NAME, RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS, PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX NUMBER,
WHICH I WILL USE TO SUBMIT AN APPLICATION FOR CHANGE OF BENEFICIARY TRUSTEE TO YOUR NAME. TO ENABLE THE SECURITY COMPANY DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOOR STEP.

ENDEAVOUR TO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL.
REGARDS
BARR. FRED WILLIAMS.

WHAT SHOULD BE MY NEXT MOVE?

[Cordelia]

MY REPLY TO PRINCESS LAMINE's ABOVE EMAIL:

Have contacted your representative with the full details of my whereabouts. However, I am concerned, as I have received a most threatening email, saying that if I help you, you will be killed. This is great cause for concern, so I have sent my representatives, highly trained assassins Captain Gabriel Sinclair, and Major Benjamin S. to the address you have sent me that you say is yours. They will escort you safely out of the country, and come with my highest approval, as they are well trained, and work for my government. I'm afraid that our communications will have to cease, I fear that we are being spied upon, so unless you can reassure me that your safety will not be compromised, email me when you are out of your country. If you will not be harmed in any way, then let us continue our transaction.

Yours truly,

Lady Cordelia S.

[Cordelia]

Dear friend,
Thanks very much your help.
my attorney said that he has not received your information which he will use to proceed.
regarding my safety i am hundred percent save. as i have a lawyer that is helping me here.

his name is BARISTER FRED WILLIAMS, so i have no fear and you should not have any fear too.
we are going to conclude this transaction in a better way.
pls do contact my lawyer with your complete information.
Thanks And God Bless.
Princess Peace Lamine.

MY ACTION:

Dear Princess,

My assassins have reached your country, but have not found your village, or any trace of there being a princess with a dead king for a father. Please clarify. We cannot get you out of the country if we can't find you. And are you sure your barrister is trustworthy? I gave him my full details, and he assured me that he received them. What is going on?

Lady C. S.

P.S. I DON'T REALLY REPLY TO FRED THE BARRISTER, BUT I'M INSTEAD LYING TO THE 'PRINCESS' AND SEE WHAT 'SHE' WILL DO ABOUT IT.

[Cordelia]

Dar friend,
they can not locate me for now because my movement is been mornitored by my greedies uncles who are oppressing to inherit all belong to my late father.
i guess you will recall your assasins back to your country.
my attorney still commence that you have not yet send your information to him. he is honest man helping me out of this predicament.
Thanks
Princess

Dear Princess,

ON the contrary. I will not recall them. My agents have realized that you are a scammer, and are now tracking your emails back to you. I'm sorry to say this, but business transaction is now terminated. I can't believe you used me.

Lady Cordelia Squire

[Cordelia]

ok no problem, i am a scammer as you said.
Thanks
Princess.


:)Then my assassins need bother you no longer.

I wish you would try to make an honest living!

Cordelia S.

[Cordelia]

ok madam,
i will live a honest living.
thanks
Princess


I WONDER IF HE/SHE REALLY WILL?