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haynes9	Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 11:55 AM
Celtic Guardian Group: Super Moderator Posts: 11,254 Joined: 05-Jun-2005 Zodiac: Elder Realm: Ganado, Navajo Nation, Arizona	Not that I advocate drinking, but this is pretty funny! Wal-Mart announced that on January 1, 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item, Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine" said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. She said, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). -------------------- Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- John Quincy Adams Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less - Robert E. Lee For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved - Romans 10:13 (KJV) The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)

sisterknight	Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 12:10 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Ireland Posts: 5,897 Joined: 12-Jan-2006 Zodiac: Oak Realm: clarks corner, new brunswick	can you imagine ernst & julio sinking that low???? -------------------- non nobis domine,non nobis sed nomini tua da gloriam. OKAY, WHAT DID I DO NOW??

haynes9	Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 12:20 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Super Moderator Posts: 11,254 Joined: 05-Jun-2005 Zodiac: Elder Realm: Ganado, Navajo Nation, Arizona	What's really scary is that there's probably a market ! The "Evil Empire" (as my dear lawyer brother calls Wal-mart) strikes again!

Rindy	Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 01:04 PM
Braveheart Member Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 128 Joined: 27-Jan-2004 Zodiac: Birch	How funny. I loved #1 Nasti Spumante!!!! Slainte

LadyOfAvalon	Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 04:58 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Scotland Posts: 3,365 Joined: 18-May-2007 Zodiac: Ivy	Dear God what's it going to be next.... -------------------- "Few men are brave:many become so through training and discipline." Flavius Vegetius Renatus "I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strenght to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Christopher Reeve

ogdenmusic	Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 10:32 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Founder Posts: 2,153 Joined: 23-Sep-2006 Zodiac: Willow Realm: Cincinnati, OHIO Medieval Kingdom Rank #39 216,526 Gold!	With this addition they have finally earned the title of Super Store -------------------- GO KENTUCKY WILDCATS

valpal59	Posted: 30-Oct-2007, 09:06 AM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 3,534 Joined: 18-Sep-2003 Zodiac: Holly Realm: Texas Panhandle	-------------------- "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." Author Unknown

stoirmeil	Posted: 30-Oct-2007, 10:58 AM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 3,581 Joined: 07-Nov-2004 Zodiac: Birch Realm: New York	Heyyyy . . . who says a screwcap doesn't hold a bouquet?

maggiemahone1	Posted: 31-Oct-2007, 05:24 PM
High Queen of Ireland Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 3,596 Joined: 03-Jan-2002 Zodiac: Ivy Realm: Southern West Virginia	maggie's getting her keys and getting in her car for a trip to Wal-Marts to get a bottle or two of the Big Red Gulp to serve with her dinner tonite of Squirrel and squirrel gravy... tomorrow nite it's possum and sweet potatoes served with White Trashfindel...EVERYONE'S INVITED!!! maggiemahone1

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QUOTE (maggiemahone1 @ 31-Oct-2007, 06:24 PM)

maggie's getting her keys and getting in her car for a trip to Wal-Marts to get a bottle or two of the Big Red Gulp to serve with her dinner tonite of Squirrel and squirrel gravy... tomorrow nite it's possum and sweet potatoes served with White Trashfindel...EVERYONE'S INVITED!!!

maggiemahone1

MMMMMMM!!! Then after dinner we can all sit around and watch the game with a can of Planter's Fancy Mix and a nice jelly-glass of Peanut Noir.

Rindy	Posted: 31-Oct-2007, 11:45 PM
Braveheart Member Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 128 Joined: 27-Jan-2004 Zodiac: Birch	You guys are quacking me up...... ::thu

valpal59	Posted: 01-Nov-2007, 09:29 AM
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