You might consider taking the car to Cuba. I understand they’re very good at auto repairer.
I have a friend who constantly professes his love for me. It’s beginning to make me question his sexual preference. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”, a line lifted from the Seinfeld show. (don’t you just love Larry David)
Anyway, the problem is he sells, “Soul Insurance” for a living, and I would rather he sold for Prudential, at least then his flock might actually see a dividend. (although I have my doubts about that too)
What should I do? What should I do?
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We’re all poets, only some of us write it down. JC 9/27/08
Anyone who has the courage to disagree, deserves all do respect. JC 4/28/08
Life is a loosing battle, so you might as well live it up. J.C. 3/29/08
Life should be like skiing, you have the most fun on the way down. J.C. 8/17/07
Take their word for it, and that’s just what you’ll get. J.C. 3/19/07
Only the truth is worth the ultimate sacrifice. J.C. 1/26/06
Compared to the far right, the far left is somewhere in the middle. J.C. 2/22/06
I’ll be the first to apologies, as long as I get one back. J.C. 3/7/06
It’s a happy man, who can laugh at himself.
If you’re looking for a new experience, don’t hire someone with a lot of it. J.C. sometime in 1990
If my memory serves me well (and it does) someone had suggested that I should go with my daughter, when she and her friend drive across the country. Now I wonder what happened to that Really Bad Advise, because it’s not here anymore.
Alright i won't flush away my advice to you this time.Promise.
Here it goes. Just don't buy it (the insurance)what's its good for anyway?
As for your friend's profession of love towards you...well you can always give him a nice kiss on the cheek!!!
I'm sure it'll do the trick just fine.
Ain't love a grand thing?
P.S. I put back my Really Bad Advice
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"Few men are brave:many become so through training and discipline." Flavius Vegetius Renatus
"I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strenght to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Christopher Reeve
Alright i won't flush away my advice to you this time.Promise.
Here it goes. Just don't buy it (the insurance)what's its good for anyway?
As for your friend's profession of love towards you...well you can always give him a nice kiss on the cheek!!!
I'm sure it'll do the trick just fine.
Ain't love a grand thing?
P.S. I put back my Really Bad Advice
Good morning My Lady of Avalon. Thanks for restoring your really bad advice, I needed it, and I might be wrong (which of course never happens) but, could it be that you have forgotten to add the problem on your last post? It’s not important, it’s only what keeps the game going.
Alright here is my problem.. see I tend to forget a lot of things when I had a bad week and tired... like asking for a really bad advice in what should I do to not forget to post my problems???
I know that I try very much to "not remembering" to pay my bills and they end up in a box on my bureau... so maybe you could try "to remember" to look there.
Any piece of paper can land in there easily with all that c..p...never know!!!
Let's see if I can get this back on track a little, shall I?
I've got a big craft show coming up next weekend and I'm short on stock for my booth. Time's at a premium to begin with, what should I do to shake some loose so I can get these done?
Maybe you should buy a couple of cases of Kraft’s, Macaroni and cheese, to sell at your booth.
After my daughters silence during her teenage years, all of a sudden she has been calling me a lot, and now I’m stammering. Please, put words into my mouth.
Put your dvd player out there and play old Warner Brothers Pepe le Pew cartoons all night. The skunk will be so insulted it will leave.
I have a new officemate who is a territorial hysteric and has stuck a huge ugly movie poster from Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiveable" up on the wall. What can I do?
There's only one advice that comes to my mind 'tis that you could try to separate your day and doing what needs to be done in two days instead of one.How's that! eh
I hate it when the garbage are overflowing and the husband keeps trowing things in it without changing it? What should I do?
Make it a contest. See how long it goes till he can't stand it anymore and changes it himself. Just clear a path in the kitchen when it starts taking over. Tell the neighbors what you're doing, they'll think it's funny!
I've gotta tell someone that we'd rather see a board of directors' position go dormant than give it to her. How should I phrase that?
How about an oldie, but a goody, such as… “You know you’re the kind of person that gives this business, a bad name!”
Tomorrow, I’ll be driving to a big anti war protest in Washington D.C. Two friends will be riding with me. (one of whom is hard of hearing) So, I guess we’ll be screaming at each other for the entire trip, just like the last time. Besides cotton in my ears, anybody got any ideas?
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