The He-Man Woman Haters' Club, In response to "Girls Only" Thread

OK guys, let's talk about beer, sports and fart jokes.

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I'm all for it!

I bought some great beer last weekend. Moosehead.

Boy- I found some good stuff at an older liquor store in town- Alhambra Negra from Alhambra Spain. I like to stop at this store because they have Quiness Stout in quarts, but, low and behold- there, shining so deliciously looking and glistening in all it's glory- was a six pack of this exotic, dark brew and I couldn't resist.
MMM- great flavor, strong heady maltiness- exceptionally good brew.

I still go to two liquor stores in my old neighborhood. They have better beer selections than any of the liquor stores by me.

the age old keep the women out of the men's club is out... sorry!!! It's ERA, Eve ruling Adam!!! I still prefer Guinness, straight out of the bottle!!! so let's get out the cigars and deal the cards, maybe a litle poker...

maggiemahone1

and by the way I don't think there's alot of women hater's here, thay only let on to their beer drinking buddies they do!!! you know you guys love coming home to a woman that smells all sweet and pretty and meets you at the door with a smilin' face with a drink in her hand and a kiss that promises more to come just for her one true love. Kinda of a June Cleaver woman. She has the six pack in the fridge chillin, the house all spiffy, your dinner ready on the table, uses her feminine charms on you and you agree to any thing the little woman wants, which is...your checkbook along with your credit cards. Why would any man want to go out and drink beer in a smoky ol' pub, watch a football game and blow wind when he can have his best friend sittting by his side, his companion, the mother of his rug rats, his lover and his best friend watching The Soap Net, watching Luke and Laura. Ha, The He-Man Woman's Club my foot...it's the whatever you say sweet gentle wife and companion of mine, you have been a jewel and I want to reward you by letting you use my credit cards and you can buy anything you want!!! Your wish is my command!!! You guys have a wonderful week!

maggiemahone1

Why make fart jokes? With no women around we can just fart as loud as we want.

I thought you guys did that anyway with or without women in the room. it's gettin' a bit smelly in here, so I'm out, you guys DO know how to get rid of a woman!!!

And let fly with some awesome beer- and Dr Pepper-induced belches !

Oh hey, fart jokes aren't just manly, they're very celtic. This is from "Rabbie Burns" (courtesy of Celtic Pub Radio -- I heard it recited and then looked it up on the web):


TAE A FERT

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon amang yer kin
There sterts to stir a 'normous wind.
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sonsie face
Will have ye blawin’ aw ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
Awbody’s gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle,
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle.
Haud yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae God it disnae reek.
But aw yer efforts go asunder
Oot it comes like a clap o’ thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks;
Hope I huvnae shite ma breeks
Tae the bog I’d better scurry
Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry.
Awbody roon aboot me choking,
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I feel much better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusing glower,
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
I dinnae feel welcome any mair.
Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie’s perty
Ower the sake o’ wan wee ferty.

Here is one of the original "men's only forums"

http://www.celticradio.net/php/forums/inde...?showtopic=5000

I had forgotten how good a Guinness could be, till I had one at an Irish pub in Cleveland, Ohio recently. It was as smooth as a milkshake!

Oh, and we can also talk about tools and our favorite hardware/home improvement stores.

My favorite hardware store is the nearest Ace Hardware. My favorite home improvement store is Menards. No offense to Home Depot and Lowe's, but Menards actually looks like a store.

Why indeed? Testosterone!!
Cool stuff and actually quite unpredictable!